Go to Spitfire "Raps About the Haps" in Blogitville
- Add a comment
- Go to This Blogger Is A What? She Did What? Hold Onto Your Socks, Blogitville!
Mark, you silly. That's all up to you!
Blow up dolls don't really freak me out but their not really my cup of tea. hehe
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 13, 2006 at 1:41 AM
| link to this | reply
Avoid rubber people?
Does that include, like, inflatable ones? Does a blow-up badger count?
posted by
mark2556
on September 12, 2006 at 4:48 AM
| link to this | reply
You Silly, bel1965! Didn't you know?
Curses for mother-in-laws are free of charge! hehe
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 12, 2006 at 4:43 AM
| link to this | reply
Well damn!
Now I have to pay for you to put a curse on my mother in law? She isn't worth paying for LOL!
posted by
bel_1965
on September 11, 2006 at 8:17 AM
| link to this | reply
Hi, Whacky!!
Thanks for stoppin' by!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 11, 2006 at 3:18 AM
| link to this | reply
Aw, Mystic!!
How've ya been, Pal? Well, you knew I was a witch, but actually, I'm not as hot cause I no longer live in Florida! Oregon is a bit cooler. I like it. hehe
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 11, 2006 at 3:02 AM
| link to this | reply
You got it, SunnyB!! Pics are on the way!
And, yes, of course my curses are available on Ebay! But, special offers for residents of Blogitville are currently on special!
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 11, 2006 at 2:56 AM
| link to this | reply
Oh, Blanche! Please just don't let their pants fall down
during the police chaxe! It makes it all the worse, especially if featured on COPS where we viewers have to endure the sight of it all! Yick! Wait, further humiliation? Mm-K, actually, dat's kewl!
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 11, 2006 at 2:51 AM
| link to this | reply
Ariala,
Quantum physicists!! I like that! hehe
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 11, 2006 at 2:48 AM
| link to this | reply
J,
Hehe, just makin' sure yer payin' attention. ;)
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 11, 2006 at 2:43 AM
| link to this | reply
posted by
Whacky
on September 7, 2006 at 5:54 PM
| link to this | reply
A Witch?????????
I just thought you were (and are) HOT!!!!
posted by
fwmystic
on September 7, 2006 at 3:37 PM
| link to this | reply
SpitFire
OMFG! LMAO!
I guess I'll have to go catch up on what's going on around here.
So you're selling curses aye?
Do you do that on ebay? Do they go for good money? I could afford to pick up a few bucks here and there. LMAO

Oh, while you're running around the neighborhood, corrupting justice...could you take a few pics so we can have a few laughs?
posted by
Afzal_Sunny7
on September 6, 2006 at 5:10 PM
| link to this | reply
Spitfire, MG and I had thought, too, that cops must love chasing bad guys
who can't run, without holding up their pants. Silly.
posted by
Blanche.
on September 6, 2006 at 4:43 PM
| link to this | reply
Witch is the old word for it. Today we call them quantum physicists, LOL
posted by
Ariala
on September 6, 2006 at 4:42 PM
| link to this | reply
Blanche, I think I heard that, too!
At least one positive thing can come out of those.
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 6, 2006 at 4:38 PM
| link to this | reply
it was PoopyHEAD not pants, you goon...LOL.
posted by
Julia.
on September 6, 2006 at 4:37 PM
| link to this | reply
Mikea, see, the concept behind that is
like, ya know those male poodles' owners dress him with bows and foofy clothing? It gives the poor little guy a complex and a misunderstood reputation among the canine community. They are mocked at the dog park and shunned from doggie dating circles. It's sad and unfair.
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 6, 2006 at 4:36 PM
| link to this | reply
Spitfire, I hear you about the droopy pants fad, I wish it would die
I saw one kid the other day, and I had to look away, because I don't want to see his tighty whiteys hanging out like Marky Marks. Blech. I did hear one funny comment that a cop had supposedly made ont the air about being glad that criminals wear them, because it makes them easier to catch, they can't run fast!
posted by
Blanche.
on September 6, 2006 at 4:36 PM
| link to this | reply
Julia,
Of course, Poopypan....er, oops. Right back atcha!
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 6, 2006 at 4:33 PM
| link to this | reply
Glad you agree/approve, MasonG and
Thanks for stopping by!
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 6, 2006 at 4:32 PM
| link to this | reply
Luv U 2, Lovelylady!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 6, 2006 at 4:31 PM
| link to this | reply
Sir Strat,
Since I'm the only witch you know, I suppose I'm obligated to grant you a curse for free. Spammers must be stopped. So, Viagra spammers shall know find themselves with an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours. hehe
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 6, 2006 at 4:30 PM
| link to this | reply
Well, MCBreeze, how totally kind of you
to offer such nice comments. I'm always happy to chat with anyone about these things and do so often. In my beliefs, we don't believe in white or black magick or witchcraft because it is what it is in the heart of the witch. But, I have heard the term "white witch" before and I understand what you said about your mom's friend. It is a good way to describe how many of us are so others can understand that we don't go around hexing people and also, there is so much more to witchcraft than just magick. Thanks again so much for your comments and as I said, I'm always willing to chat. Just shoot me an email.
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 6, 2006 at 4:28 PM
| link to this | reply
I'm still trying to understand the poodles in drag
I didn't know cross-dressing was a big thing for poodles. I guess it distracts from the haircuts.
posted by
mikea18
on September 6, 2006 at 1:24 PM
| link to this | reply
you know I'd never be dumb enough to cross you--don't you?
;-)
posted by
Julia.
on September 6, 2006 at 11:22 AM
| link to this | reply

posted by
MasonGarrett
on September 6, 2006 at 11:15 AM
| link to this | reply
I love ya, Spitfire!!!!...
posted by
lovelyladymonk
on September 6, 2006 at 7:24 AM
| link to this | reply
You're the best witch I know, Young Miss!
Okay, so you're the only witch I know.
So does this mean I could buy a curse to toss on those bastards that keep spamming me with ads for herbal viagra?
posted by
strat
on September 6, 2006 at 6:23 AM
| link to this | reply
well i think if ur a witch then u sure as hell look like a very kind
loving one at that and i would never have a problem being associated with you. In actual fact my understanding of witches is very minimal the only thing i do know is my mum has a very dear friend who is *AWhite Witch* and my understanding of that is just a good witch.
I am always interested in things like this and if u eva get 5 mins spare to chat a little more about what you do and how it came about i would love to listen xxxxx
posted by
M.C.BREEZE
on September 6, 2006 at 3:44 AM
| link to this | reply
That's okay, TAPS....
As long as one believes because THEY BELIEVE and don't believe only because they're TOLD WHAT to believe, than that's all that matters. I don't come from a family of witches. In fact, not only was I adopted at 1 week of age, but my whole family is Jewish. I still consider myself Jewish, but have stated I was a witch since I could speak, according to Mom. And, even though my big brother (also adopted) had his Bar Mitzpha and all, about 5 years ago, he became a Baptist. So, that's why I say, as long as we all follow our own individual and personal path, that's all that truly matters. We must all stay true to ourselves.
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 6, 2006 at 3:17 AM
| link to this | reply
Blanche, well,
I just say that age doesn't matter. It's all a personal connection thang. I'm only 36 but I can relate in many ways to many different ages. (Except for quite a few of the "Generation 'Y' with their pants pockets hangin' down to their friggin' knees!)
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 6, 2006 at 3:11 AM
| link to this | reply
Spitfire, I'm afraid that I wasn't born anything except maybe cute. I just kind of got dragged to the Baptist Church until it began to seem like home. LOL
posted by
TAPS.
on September 6, 2006 at 3:06 AM
| link to this | reply
Spitfire, some of my best friends are in their 50s, too!
I'm a spry 45, a 70s chick.
posted by
Blanche.
on September 6, 2006 at 3:03 AM
| link to this | reply
LOL, Blanche!!
But, it doesn't matter nowadays cause one of my closest friends is 52! She's da bomb!
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 6, 2006 at 3:00 AM
| link to this | reply
I know, I know, TAPS!
But, we've talked about this before and as I said, I was born this way. I believe what I believe, just as you and others do the same. The biggest and most important part of that is the respect we have for one another as individual souls created by God and the good we do for others within each life we live on earth.

posted by
SpitFire70
on September 6, 2006 at 2:59 AM
| link to this | reply
I favor obstructing justice whenever possible, Spiffy, and I wish I had
known you and your frriend in high school (although we'd need a time machine, since I'm older, but still0.
posted by
Blanche.
on September 6, 2006 at 2:57 AM
| link to this | reply
Thanks, Azur!
Kewl hand gesture, too. hehe
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 6, 2006 at 2:55 AM
| link to this | reply
Blanche, Woo-Hoo!!
Especially to your last sentence! In all actuality, me and a friend of mine in high school used to joke about running around as if to corrupting justice and mankind and bad mouthing our country when asked what we've been up to lately. hehe
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 6, 2006 at 2:52 AM
| link to this | reply
Spitfire, I guess it won't surprise you to know that I can't, for the life of me, figure out why anyone would want to be a witch. But, then again, you probably have the same reaction to me saying that being a Baptist is my bag. One thing that I have found very interesting on Blogit is to interact with people of different beliefs than mine.
posted by
TAPS.
on September 6, 2006 at 2:41 AM
| link to this | reply
Spitfire70
posted by
Azur
on September 6, 2006 at 2:25 AM
| link to this | reply
Spitfire, I think poodles deserve to be mocked, just for their haircuts
Adding an outfit only adds insult to ridiculous injury. As for running around bad-mouthing my country, I only regret that I have one country to bad-mouth.
*Actually, that was tongue-in-cheek. The whole reason I criticize my country is that I love it, and want it to be what it has always been supposed to be.
posted by
Blanche.
on September 6, 2006 at 2:13 AM
| link to this | reply
afzal50
Well, glad ya think so! Thanks 4 stoppin' by!
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 6, 2006 at 2:09 AM
| link to this | reply
Good post and good advise .
posted by
afzal50
on September 6, 2006 at 1:20 AM
| link to this | reply