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One time, I tried to conjure up a demon ...
I was very, very high at the time.

posted by Mademoiselle on August 7, 2006 at 5:12 AM | link to this | reply

Would you prefer I just made something up, Kingmi?

Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention that, later that night, I saw the bat carrying away a newborn.

P.S. I never have any typos.

P.P.S. You misspelled "spelling", btw.

posted by Mademoiselle on August 7, 2006 at 5:11 AM | link to this | reply

How very esoteric of you, ShutterCat!

I can recall at least two occasions where Bugs utters those lines.

Btw, I hate that my alltime favorite villain, The Mad Scientist, appeared in only one episode ("Water, Water, Every Hare"). That sucks!

"There's a rabbit loose in the castle, Hugo ... you know what to do."

posted by Mademoiselle on August 7, 2006 at 5:08 AM | link to this | reply

Thank you so much, Mari-am.

posted by Mademoiselle on August 7, 2006 at 5:04 AM | link to this | reply

Tanga, I find them rather adorable, actually.

posted by Mademoiselle on August 7, 2006 at 5:03 AM | link to this | reply

Well, that's certainly a theory, markng ...

Not necessarily a good one, but a theory nonetheless.

posted by Mademoiselle on August 7, 2006 at 5:02 AM | link to this | reply

Actually, Moon, I think I'll just let it go this time ...

So long as it never happens again.

posted by Mademoiselle on August 7, 2006 at 5:00 AM | link to this | reply

Mademoiselle
Maybe it was our own Ariala? She is known to take on such life forms!

posted by Offy on August 7, 2006 at 3:23 AM | link to this | reply

Madmoiselle, well to be honest I have to give you points for having your
sppelling all corrected.  Also very few typos.  But geesh.  For content you get the big bad boy!  Lol

posted by kingmi on August 7, 2006 at 3:06 AM | link to this | reply

You were supposed to say 'Hocus Cadabara'
That's a Looney Tunes reference for you great unwashed...

posted by AlienInsomniac on August 7, 2006 at 1:34 AM | link to this | reply

 thanks dear Mademoiselle i ,m too  time read to you

posted by Rosetree on August 6, 2006 at 11:49 PM | link to this | reply

I think bats are fascinating
even if they are one of the ugliest creaturea around.

posted by Tanga on August 6, 2006 at 8:48 PM | link to this | reply

kingmi
don't tell us what she wants to do with the bat. 

posted by markng on August 6, 2006 at 6:34 PM | link to this | reply

Madmoiselle, A clear case of abandonment /attachment syndrome and bat envy.

posted by kingmi on August 6, 2006 at 6:27 PM | link to this | reply

Reading the comments below, it might seem to encompass a bigger mystery.

(B)

posted by A-and-B on August 6, 2006 at 6:23 PM | link to this | reply

I take that to be batman out on the prowl looking for his catwoman.  She might be hiding in your friend's house.

 

posted by markng on August 6, 2006 at 6:06 PM | link to this | reply

Mademoiselle, it would be reasonable to assume that the bat is actually a person who took the form of an animal to observe you and your friends. Now, who do you know that 1) would want to do such a thing and 2) be capable of doing such a thing? This is classic Shamanistic activity. If you want to solve this mystery, you will need to probe the whereabouts and activities of all of your Shaman friends at that precise time last night. If any cannot account for their whereabouts, then you can narrow the field of suspects. What am I doing? I don't need to tell you how to conduct an investigation. MoonSpirit

posted by syzygy on August 6, 2006 at 5:34 PM | link to this | reply

I vaguely remember that part, Blonde ...

But no, we three are all pretty used to wild animals by now, so there was little, if any, freaking out.

posted by Mademoiselle on August 6, 2006 at 3:50 PM | link to this | reply

Really, BlackPearl?  That is odd.

Although we are pretty much surrounded by nature year round in these parts.

posted by Mademoiselle on August 6, 2006 at 3:48 PM | link to this | reply

I don't think so, Shamsuddin ...

though I didn't really get a good enough look to be sure. Whatever kind it was, it sure was cute.

posted by Mademoiselle on August 6, 2006 at 3:46 PM | link to this | reply

Mademoiselle

You now have me thinking about the scene in "When Nature Calls" the Ace Ventura series.....you know the scene with all of the bats flying out of the cave and Jim Carey freaking out?

Not that you acted that way.....but I would have probably starting flopping around and screaming like a lunatic if that happened to me.

posted by BlondeAmbition007 on August 6, 2006 at 11:26 AM | link to this | reply

Is it bat season, or something?
This is the second or third post I've seen recently about random bat sightings.  Is there a bat season?  Maybe only in certain parts of the country.  I don't think I've ever seen one in real life.  Ooooh.  I shudder to even think of it.  Reminds me of scary movies.

posted by BlackPearl1 on August 6, 2006 at 8:33 AM | link to this | reply

Vampire Bat?

posted by Shams-i-Heartsong on August 6, 2006 at 7:46 AM | link to this | reply

Yes, Steeler Fan, I do seem to lead a rather exciting life, don't I?

posted by Mademoiselle on August 6, 2006 at 6:24 AM | link to this | reply

Sounds like you always have an adventure...lol
First McDonald's now, HUGE bats...lol  We all know where the action is.

posted by steeler_fan on August 6, 2006 at 6:19 AM | link to this | reply

Perhaps one large enough to ride, Mason?

posted by Mademoiselle on August 6, 2006 at 6:11 AM | link to this | reply

I mean "Ben"!

Sorry.

posted by Mademoiselle on August 6, 2006 at 6:10 AM | link to this | reply

Maybe, Ann ... it was awful dark.

My mother said that perhaps it might have been a raven. They do tend to congregate on the roofs.

posted by Mademoiselle on August 6, 2006 at 6:10 AM | link to this | reply

humm.. bats.. that would be an interesting draw....

posted by MasonGarrett on August 6, 2006 at 5:04 AM | link to this | reply

Maybe it was the wingspan that was huge. Lol.

10 clicks for the prize.

(B)

posted by A-and-B on August 6, 2006 at 4:55 AM | link to this | reply