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posted by
shypettite
on August 3, 2006 at 4:27 AM
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atention yes some one try to wash the car. thanks .
posted by
Rosetree
on August 1, 2006 at 11:10 PM
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BrightIrish, I remember the concierge at a Chicago
hotel telling me that some guests expect their American Girl dolls to be seated and greeted like family members
posted by
Azur
on August 1, 2006 at 6:04 PM
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Blanche, I agree that the stepladder is a worry
posted by
Azur
on August 1, 2006 at 6:02 PM
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Azur, apparently it's not just Paris HIlton that gets the blog rolling
you had me going there with the baby, I kept thinking, "but I know Azur's children are older than infants". Who is this baby she's talking about. Now about that stepladder in your yard, that is worrying.
posted by
Blanche.
on August 1, 2006 at 3:57 PM
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Azur
posted by
BrightIrish
on August 1, 2006 at 2:48 PM
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MarieClaire66, indeed!
posted by
Azur
on August 1, 2006 at 1:10 PM
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Majroj, I bet they do. Thanks, this was fun to write
posted by
Azur
on August 1, 2006 at 1:09 PM
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hahaha I thought you were going to say it was a dream...
but then I wondered why you were having "baby anxiety" dreams.
posted by
FactorFiction
on August 1, 2006 at 6:46 AM
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In the 24 hours since
I went to the supermarket where I heard a baby crying in the carpark so I looked over and saw a boy with his mother. Then an elderly woman stopped me and pointed asking if that baby had been left ocked in a car. I look at her for a moment and wonder could she have been reading my blog? Then I looked across to the cars but all are empty. Suddenly i recalled the the crying boy. For a moment I want to say, funny you should mention this. "My most recent blog post........"
posted by
Azur
on August 1, 2006 at 6:36 AM
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Tio David otra ves
Can't atay, goin' out to luch with neighbour's family.
Bit hot right now. 36 in the shadow of our terrace. Phew!
posted by
ariel70
on August 1, 2006 at 4:17 AM
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.Dave
Went on a cut price tour. Turned out it was rowing a galley along the Med.
The guy said " First the good news. We're givin' you a huge meal!
"Yipee!"
"Now the bad news, the skipper's water skiing this afternoon."
Then, to cap it all, we got torpedoed by a U boat. Didn't know the war was over, see?
Damn Krauts ; always were a bit slow on the uptake, those guys.
posted by
ariel70
on August 1, 2006 at 4:16 AM
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Azur, it floated my boat as well as Tel's. Unfortunately I dropped a
torpedo on my deck and sank to the bottom of the Blogit pond.
posted by
_dave_says_ack_
on August 1, 2006 at 4:09 AM
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You want the auto club to come fast? You guessed it.
I wonder if any police depts have smash and grab doll "rescues" on file? Great little article.
posted by
majroj
on August 1, 2006 at 3:57 AM
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oh la la incroyable mais vrai, merde alors!
I have come to return the compliment! and thanks for the giggle.
posted by
marieclaire66
on August 1, 2006 at 3:14 AM
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Taps, I would look again too
and be confident it was a doll before moving off
posted by
Azur
on July 31, 2006 at 11:29 PM
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Avant-garde
they would if they heard her ticking like she was the other night
posted by
Azur
on July 31, 2006 at 11:28 PM
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wiley. it didn't make him sound like the good man he is
oh well
posted by
Azur
on July 31, 2006 at 11:27 PM
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if I could get her to pay the home loan next
posted by
Azur
on July 31, 2006 at 11:27 PM
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blondeambition, the amount of equipment that the doll
has, I thought she had moved in
posted by
Azur
on July 31, 2006 at 11:26 PM
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Pat B
I like to see these guys having their fun. Can you imagine melted baby doll? My daughter would cry so.
posted by
Azur
on July 31, 2006 at 11:25 PM
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cunninglinguist
ahh cabbage patch dolls. I'd quite forgotten them. Now they could make a good case for neglect
posted by
Azur
on July 31, 2006 at 11:23 PM
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ariel70 glad this bit of fun floated your boat
for a few moments
posted by
Azur
on July 31, 2006 at 11:21 PM
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Tanga, it's true today's dolls leave nothing to the imagination
posted by
Azur
on July 31, 2006 at 11:18 PM
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Azur, I'd be worried if I saw one sitting in a car seat in the hot sun with no adult around.
posted by
TAPS.
on July 31, 2006 at 3:06 PM
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FionaJean
this is a very real concern in my world ;-)
posted by
Azur
on July 31, 2006 at 1:36 PM
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Azur, you had me going there.
posted by
fionajean
on July 31, 2006 at 1:30 PM
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Azur
You are wise not to leave it in your car. The police will have you cuffed and stuffed before they figure out it's not real!
posted by
avant-garde
on July 31, 2006 at 1:16 PM
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Azur
Ya hooked me with your husband carrying the baby like a shopping bag. lol
posted by
WileyJohn
on July 31, 2006 at 12:18 PM
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Azur
The next thing you know.....they will be eating dinner with the family and requiring their own room!
posted by
BlondeAmbition007
on July 31, 2006 at 10:08 AM
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Pat, what if they melted and reformed into life-like dogs? Azur's car
windows would definitely not be safe then.
posted by
_dave_says_ack_
on July 31, 2006 at 9:51 AM
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I'm looking forward to the days when kids can just have...
their own cloned companion to play with. I once saw a little boy who looked like a Cabbage Patch doll -- the little freak. Almost sold him on eBay, but didn't have the certificate of authenticity.
Cute post, Lady.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on July 31, 2006 at 9:23 AM
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Only a guy would take an innocent baby post
and take it wandering into realms of blow-up beauties with razzberry tendencies... Azur's initial issue about baby dolls in parked cars raises a question. Will they melt? With the auto's outer surface hot enough to fry an egg and the inside like a sauna, will the soft-skin natural looking plastic darlings turn into gooey blobs and clogged bundles of electronics...
posted by
Pat_B
on July 31, 2006 at 9:14 AM
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Tel, be careful with those stoats inside you.
posted by
_dave_says_ack_
on July 31, 2006 at 8:47 AM
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Mostly vice.
posted by
_dave_says_ack_
on July 31, 2006 at 8:45 AM
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Or vice versa.
posted by
_dave_says_ack_
on July 31, 2006 at 8:45 AM
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El Tel ( at risk of hijacking Azur's blog ) I think you have blown her out
of all proportion.
posted by
_dave_says_ack_
on July 31, 2006 at 8:45 AM
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Tanga
Too right! My inflable bedmate is getting so cheeky lately!
Gone is her former maidenly modesty, and she's becoming .... well, one hesitates to describe a lady in these terms, but yes, she's a real trollop! A trollop with a grossly inflated ego. Perhaps one went a little heavy with the pump?
When I take her to task for her bad behaviour, she simply makes an inexpressibly vulgar ripping sound by venting a little of the air with shich she is inflated.
Yes, unfortunately, dolls are not what they used to be.
posted by
ariel70
on July 31, 2006 at 8:35 AM
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Dolls these
days are far to realistic. Sometimes I am confused if it is my daughter crying or her doll.
posted by
Tanga
on July 31, 2006 at 8:28 AM
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I thought you had one of those Tamogotchi-type babies for a minute.
No idea how to spell Tamogotchi. Be careful not to throw your bath-water out with the baby.
Those huge unexplained crashes are freaky, yes. Poultrygeese, no doubt.
posted by
_dave_says_ack_
on July 31, 2006 at 7:23 AM
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