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Do you play with your gay cat?
posted by
adventurer02
on September 22, 2015 at 3:36 AM
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Hehe. :)
posted by
Ichi
on November 7, 2006 at 4:24 PM
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Can't see
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posted by
A-and-B
on October 28, 2006 at 5:09 PM
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Glad you enjoyed it, nireo.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on July 31, 2006 at 4:50 AM
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Ok that made me laugh.. nice!
posted by
rtrr06
on July 29, 2006 at 6:38 PM
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No, thank you, Mari-am, for saying so.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on July 28, 2006 at 10:08 PM
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its very pretty cat , thanks
posted by
Rosetree
on July 28, 2006 at 7:36 PM
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Um, that would be "he treats all our guests equally badly".
posted by
Mademoiselle
on July 25, 2006 at 8:47 PM
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He's a furry little beast, BlackPearl ...
However, in reality, he's treats all our guests equally badly. And it's actually cats (of all colors) who he really seems to hate the most.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on July 25, 2006 at 8:46 PM
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Mademoiselle,
I really did laugh out loud. You crack me up. :) That Maximillian's not particularly friendly, is he?
posted by
BlackPearl1
on July 25, 2006 at 8:28 PM
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No problem.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on July 24, 2006 at 10:04 PM
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Ah, it's clear to me now. Thanks...;-)
I should have scrolled down....
posted by
Lensman
on July 24, 2006 at 9:55 PM
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Oh, I see, Lensman ...
It's from DarrkeThoughts' emoticon.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on July 24, 2006 at 9:49 PM
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Mademoiselle
Er...the nasty laugh I hear when I access this comment page. There is a nasty laugh, isn't there?
Uh-oh...
posted by
Lensman
on July 24, 2006 at 9:48 PM
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Do what, Lensman?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on July 24, 2006 at 9:46 PM
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Mademoiselle
Very cool nasty laugh. I demand to know how you did that.
posted by
Lensman
on July 24, 2006 at 9:44 PM
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I don't see why not, Blanche ...
The first film was certainly good enough to warrant a sequel.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on July 24, 2006 at 9:23 PM
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I'm not sure why you're not seeing him, fourcats ...
The link seems to be working fine at the moment.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on July 24, 2006 at 9:21 PM
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Thank you, Ann (x3)
posted by
Mademoiselle
on July 24, 2006 at 9:20 PM
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Mademoiselle, with your guidance, I think he might have a good shot at it
Today Blogit, tomorrow...the Senate? Of course, the cat may be a mere puppet. He'll need a handler. (Could someon write a version of "Wag the Cat"?)
posted by
Blanche.
on July 24, 2006 at 5:41 PM
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i'm not getting the joke 'cause i'm not getting the picture. where's the
kitty?
posted by
fourcats
on July 24, 2006 at 4:45 PM
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I enjoy reading your occasional "surprise content" type of posts.
Congrats, you've won. Your prize is in.
Congrats too, for being Number One again.
(A)
posted by
A-and-B
on July 24, 2006 at 2:01 PM
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That's very true, Darrke ...
the fact that he hisses and lunges at black people is a sign, as well.
He even hates people who aren't actually black, simply really tan. Though I figure he can't tell the difference. You know, being a cat, and all.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on July 24, 2006 at 1:06 PM
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| | You can always tell by the eyes...
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posted by
DarrkeThoughts
on July 24, 2006 at 12:55 PM
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I can only go by what he tells me, Fiona ...
Who knows what he really feels, in his heart of hearts?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on July 24, 2006 at 12:48 PM
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Hi M
The cats gorgeous - what makes you think he has such extreme views?
posted by
fionajean
on July 24, 2006 at 12:46 PM
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Actually, Blanche, he's strongly considering a run for the Senate.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on July 24, 2006 at 11:43 AM
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Mademoiselle, I thought you might have suddenly changed categories
to News & Poltics. Your cat would fit right in there.
posted by
Blanche.
on July 24, 2006 at 11:35 AM
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Don't be so sure, Runs at Dawn ...
perhaps you should sit down with him, and discuss the issue.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on July 24, 2006 at 11:32 AM
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Awfully cute though, TAPS ...
But, yes, it's best they don't meet, seeing as Maximilian hates cats, too.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on July 24, 2006 at 11:30 AM
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Really, Passion?
I would have thought this one was fairly "cut and dry".
posted by
Mademoiselle
on July 24, 2006 at 11:24 AM
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My cat is white too but I don't think he is racist
LOL
posted by
Runs_at_dawn
on July 24, 2006 at 11:10 AM
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Mademoiselle, since Pitiful is definitely black, I think I'll not introduce the two of them.
posted by
TAPS.
on July 24, 2006 at 10:13 AM
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I had to re-read your post twice too.
Guess you aren't dealing with Rocket Scientists here...LOL
posted by
Passionflower
on July 24, 2006 at 6:29 AM
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Oh, I see, Corbin ... I'm sorry.
You accidentally wrote "od" instead of "of". That's what threw me.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on July 24, 2006 at 4:40 AM
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I'm Irish.....
I didn't want your cat to hate me.....
posted by
Corbin_Dallas
on July 24, 2006 at 4:35 AM
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Irish folk, Corbin?
I don't get it.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on July 24, 2006 at 4:23 AM
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Yes, Ann, that is correct ...
And I hope to get to them all very soon (as well as something rather amusing which occurred over the weekend plus my report from Eagles' training camp).
There are simply too many distractions at home. The traffic going in and out of here is unreal.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on July 24, 2006 at 4:22 AM
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Yes, .Dave., that comment was something less than discreet.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on July 24, 2006 at 4:19 AM
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That may not work with an American cat, though, .Dave.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on July 24, 2006 at 4:18 AM
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Oops, that came out overly big and loud. Never mind.
posted by
_dave_says_ack_
on July 24, 2006 at 4:18 AM
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Not exactly a bunch of flowers, but here is a sparkling lakeside shrubbery presented to you on the occasion of your second ascension to the # 1 spot.
I think it might be called broom.
Congratulations on some excellent writing of late, alongside some out-and-out wit-stirring frippery and slippery.
Long live Princess Demoiselle!
posted by
_dave_says_ack_
on July 24, 2006 at 4:17 AM
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What's it think......
od Irish folk???
posted by
Corbin_Dallas
on July 24, 2006 at 4:12 AM
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You mentioned before about many stories that were in the works. :)
Are you in a marathon of sleeplessness?
(A)
posted by
A-and-B
on July 24, 2006 at 3:32 AM
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Mad One, if he starts on you, buy him a dog collar.
No, not a vicar's one.
And when his back's turned, shout: "Walkies!" then run away.
Once he becomes uncertain of who he is, he'll then become uncertain of who you are.
All of my advice has been tried and tested.
posted by
_dave_says_ack_
on July 24, 2006 at 3:17 AM
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What good would badmouthing the cat behind his back do, .Dave.?
Besides, if he ever overheard me, it might only further fuel his rage. Or worse yet, rechannel his anger towards me.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on July 24, 2006 at 2:45 AM
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Mad One, I'm afraid it might be worse than you thought.
I think your cat is a poodle.
Take it to a vet for confirmation.
Whatever it turns out to be, you could tackle the racism by smiling inanely at it and carrying on eating your sandwich with pursed lips. Then, when it goes out of the room, you could enter into a full character-assassination conversation with your mum.
posted by
_dave_says_ack_
on July 24, 2006 at 2:42 AM
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Thanks, Ann ...
Hopefully, I'll have some more substantive stuff later in the week, however.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on July 24, 2006 at 2:38 AM
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Funny!
posted by
A-and-B
on July 24, 2006 at 2:19 AM
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Okay! Because I'm (a) creepy and (b) have lots of free time ...
I've taken the liberty of adding thumbnails from
Batman and Robin (to the previous post), so you all can judge for yourselves whether or not I'm crazy.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on July 24, 2006 at 2:03 AM
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See, Mason, I told you I had a lot in common with Carmen.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on July 24, 2006 at 1:34 AM
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I have lots of problems, Bandana ... sleep being one of them.
It's 4:35 AM here, actually.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on July 24, 2006 at 1:33 AM
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I can't stop clicking, though.
I don't know why. I enjoy repetition (I enjoy re-reading your post, too.)
It is HUGE. I can't shake it off either. That was just strange.
hey! we are online at the same time! So is it really late at where you live (I should say really early?) I have a sleeping problem, how about you?
posted by
bandanafish
on July 24, 2006 at 1:30 AM
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..now that looks like a cat that Carmen Sternwood would love...
posted by
MasonGarrett
on July 24, 2006 at 1:25 AM
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I appreciate that, Bandana ... it's not about the clicks, though.
Besides I've already been #1 (in May), so ...
Anyways, yah, it's absolutely giganormous! I'm starting to have nightmares about it.
P.S. My mother says she's disturbed that I even noticed that.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on July 24, 2006 at 1:23 AM
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So, I re-read your post, again.
Just so you can get more clicks and be number one. I read your last post, too.
I just checked out Uma Thurman's bullybutton, and it was HUUUUGGGEEEE. Gaw it was disturbing. wooooooooooo. wo!
posted by
bandanafish
on July 24, 2006 at 1:16 AM
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Random thought:
If my ranking goes up any further, am I going to be obligated to start writing posts that are actually
good?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on July 24, 2006 at 12:42 AM
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Instead of reading the same one over, you should have read the previous post ...
It was better. Hopefully.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on July 24, 2006 at 12:40 AM
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I am secretly retarded.
I did read your one sentence post twice.
posted by
bandanafish
on July 24, 2006 at 12:37 AM
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I needed a photo to fit the (using term loosely) "joke", Lensman ...
As you'll see later on, he's really quite adorable.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on July 24, 2006 at 12:28 AM
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Thanks for stopping by, Tanga.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on July 24, 2006 at 12:27 AM
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Bandana, I have no idea what you're talking about ...
But it sounded interesting, anyway.
P.S. You needed to reread a one sentence post?! That's some memory you have.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on July 24, 2006 at 12:26 AM
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Mademoiselle
One look at the photo and it's clear to me. That cat was Hitler in a former life.
posted by
Lensman
on July 24, 2006 at 12:00 AM
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posted by
Tanga
on July 23, 2006 at 11:54 PM
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I re-read your post
and realized your cat is a he.
I am truely sorry my majesty. So sorry.
posted by
bandanafish
on July 23, 2006 at 11:44 PM
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I find it impossible
to obtain eye contact with your.. hm.. lovely cat. That stare makes me feel incompetent. I think your cat is a queen (or, a king?) And she/he is shooting laser beams off the eyes...
posted by
bandanafish
on July 23, 2006 at 11:40 PM
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For comparison:
It's uncanny!
posted by
Mademoiselle
on July 23, 2006 at 10:08 PM
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Probably so, Cesium/ShutterCat ...
Hey! You know what I just noticed? He looks exactly like Wendigo from X-men in that photo. I should rename him.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on July 23, 2006 at 9:59 PM
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Give me five minutes and he'll eat out of my hand
provided there's food that is...
posted by
AlienInsomniac
on July 23, 2006 at 9:52 PM
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One can never be quite sure, Sunny ...
P.S. Slightly more flattering pictures to follow shortly.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on July 23, 2006 at 9:17 PM
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That's a MEAN looking cat! I'd be scared!
You sure that's a cat? LOL
posted by
Afzal_Sunny7
on July 23, 2006 at 9:05 PM
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Didn't see that one coming, did ya?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on July 23, 2006 at 9:04 PM
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