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chris2303- I have to say that second pig looked a little too chubby for
me....where ya been?
posted by
Kiddo75
on July 25, 2006 at 7:16 PM
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OFFBEATS
Oh yes I'm definitely still in jail. I've even got the walk with a limp thing going on. They told me to stop showering for a few months to allow it to heal. Which is all very well but how's a boy supposed to make any money in this dump, without selling half my cigarettes?
posted by
chris2303
on July 23, 2006 at 10:08 AM
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blackcat
I would have thought so...otherwise the only other alternative is to bomb them. With snakes and heavy camels.
posted by
chris2303
on July 23, 2006 at 10:06 AM
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Mark
Oh yeah, the pig's legs are always spread and ready, or 'Spred'N'Reddy' as we in the industry like to call it. And by industry I mean me and my mother. And by pig I meant my mother. Yes, look closely and you might just see the tattoo scoreboard on her left arm. Everyone's just a number to her...
posted by
chris2303
on July 23, 2006 at 10:05 AM
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Ariala
Thanks sister, sometimes I like to pop back every now and then just to make sure you're still alive and well. Well, that and the sexy pictures you've been posting of yourself. I don't feel so lonely anymore thanks to the those...
posted by
chris2303
on July 23, 2006 at 10:01 AM
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Bell_Keeper
Dan was the luckiest man in the world, being married to the titanic queen of all that is lard and mouth. I used to wish I was Dan. Then when Roseanne left him and became a lesbian, I just wanted to die. Why won't she love me?
posted by
chris2303
on July 23, 2006 at 9:58 AM
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MountainClimber56
Well, I don't know about that but as long as I can enjoy spending more money on petrol every five minutes then I'll be happy.
posted by
chris2303
on July 23, 2006 at 9:55 AM
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A little fact-checking corroborates your report ~
However, the money trail leads to this individual:
Wow.....shit, I gotta go. Don't call for the next few hours.
posted by
mark2556
on July 23, 2006 at 5:12 AM
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Chris
I forgot, are you still in jail?
posted by
Offy
on July 22, 2006 at 8:02 PM
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Chris
Excellent second hand reporting. Keep it up, Fox may have a new associate..Damm that pig looks fat!
posted by
Offy
on July 22, 2006 at 8:00 PM
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hahahhahaa... that oughta scare them. LOL
posted by
-blackcat
on July 22, 2006 at 3:36 PM
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Chris
You have a unique sense of humor and I got more than one laugh in going through you posts.
posted by
BlondeAmbition007
on July 22, 2006 at 12:06 PM
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Damn...does that pig always spread it's legs like that?
Or were roofies involved? Either way, I want some of that. And I mean in the dirty way.
posted by
mark2556
on July 22, 2006 at 11:28 AM
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hhahahahahaha, that's my boy! Good to see you back!
posted by
Ariala
on July 22, 2006 at 11:08 AM
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Chris...
Behold the pig..the pig cometh!
All you had to say was Rosanne Barr and I was shaking in my socks...I want her sooooo bad!!!
posted by
bwFrampton
on July 22, 2006 at 10:57 AM
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Chris2303, Many belive and time will only tell that Iraqs WMD's were
moved to Lebanon, and Syria -- Your post is the seed for such a truth!
posted by
MountainClimber57
on July 22, 2006 at 10:53 AM
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