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How did Crabby get her name?
Pass those little creatures along to enough guys, and gals, and people will decide its an appropriate name for you.
Watch out, because now I'm gonna say something REALLY mean!
Look, you one-and-a-half legged wanker, it doesn't matter who anybody is on the BN. What matters is if their words move the mind of the reader. Which has clearly happened for you--and a mover is what she is as evidence of the strength of your reaction.
And me? Why I'm Brad Pitt, and don't you forget it!
posted by
ritchie
on September 8, 2003 at 6:12 PM
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Now why Road wh... oh.. Rhonda would Crabby be jealous of Cynthia????
And just who the fuck are you? Yes... Crabby remembers who you said you were... but finds it facinating when folks like Dead as Hell and a road wh... you show up here at the same time and know so much!!!! Hmmmm perhaps you were once a banned blogger. Better be careful... don't let on you know too much.
As for you Cynthia... the polite thing to have said to one with a 'different take' would be... "Oh that is an interesting take." But no!!!! You had to go and spew forth crap... like you always do. What is your favorite comment to make... hmmmm let Crabby see if she can recall that... oh yes, "This post seems unauthentic." Who the fuck are you????
No.. Crabby is not jealous... she just avoids folks who resemble the back end of horse.... and this is an example of the reason why.
BB's 'take' was a slightly condensed version of Crabbys... but yet Cynthia had no similar issues with BB's POV. Might it be that Cynthia is jealous of Crabby... she would not be the first woman or writer to be so.
Crabby is done... she will never click on your pious little blog pile a G'DANG gain!!!!
posted by
Crabby
on September 8, 2003 at 3:21 PM
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Beachbelle
I also agree with your angle. I had a similar reaction when my daughter told me.
posted by
Cynthia
on September 8, 2003 at 3:09 PM
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Cynthia - I think I got it actually
but I also saw a chance and took it to comment on the nanny state - one of my pet hates.
posted by
beachbelle
on September 8, 2003 at 2:34 PM
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Crabby is jealous of Cynthia
That's what I thought the first night I was here and DOH kind of dissed Crabby after Crabby had been kind of swooning over DOH and DOH preferred Cynthia's writing over Crabby's. That's just gossip I picked up in a chat room. Crabby thinks she's hot so she posts her pic all over wearing some kind of funky 1994 sundress.
Cynthia, you have way more class than Crabby. And DOH is not the only one who knows it!
I am a little gossipy because I don't have anything else to do right now. No, right now I do not have a life. This is it. I'll be around for another three weeks, probably.
I like your stories, by the way, and your writing. Crabby's "g'dang's" might be popular with most of the people here, but we don't talk like that where I'm from and it gets annoying.
posted by
rapidrhonda
on September 8, 2003 at 2:02 PM
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Crabby
What could possibly be the reason for all this vitriol??
Beachbelle and you and anyone is free to comment however they choose on my posts.
I simply thought I had a concept here that I was using the idea of biting as a metaphor. Now, some people got my point. Others, like yourself, read it differently. That's what happens sometimes.
No biggy. Calm yourself.
posted by
Cynthia
on September 8, 2003 at 1:47 PM
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BB- it looks like you too may have missed Cynthia's point....
there is just no hope for us lessor mortals!!!???
posted by
Crabby
on September 8, 2003 at 10:15 AM
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I think it is a sad state of affairs when childrens and parents are cast out
for something like this. We seem to be in a nanny state where just about every challenge that is slightly vexing must be pushed aside.
posted by
beachbelle
on September 8, 2003 at 6:20 AM
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And you Cynthia have just proved Crabby's
Anyone out there who can wager a guess as to what that might be??? This is the reason Crabby does not read or comment upon your blogs.... you are full of yourself...ergo... full of shit!
posted by
Crabby
on September 8, 2003 at 5:36 AM
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Crabby
You missed the point.
posted by
Cynthia
on September 8, 2003 at 5:30 AM
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Cynthia...
Biting is a pretty typical developmental milestone many children must go through. It is imperitive that parents and teachers be on the same page in regards to discipline/redirection. Most schools will expel a child who bites. There was an instance a few years back in Florida where a child 1-2 years old had bitten a huge chunk of flesh out of another child's face. The parents of the child (biter) as well as the child care center were sued. The awarded damages were very high... because there was a determination that there might be permanent scaring (disfigurment) to the child bitten.
So in light of this it would seem it was a business decision on the part of the child care center to expel your niece. So sad it had to come to that.. it was really not the child's fault.
As far as adults biting!!! They should be prosecuted to the fullest extint of the law!!! You let him off lightly... but still held your own... something to be proud of!
posted by
Crabby
on September 7, 2003 at 9:05 PM
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BRAVO!!!!
The end of this almost makes me ashamed that I don't actually post anything worthwhile on this site. This was the best piece I have read by you yet. The last line is killer. YAY! I'm happy. =O)
Oooo my girlfriend is taking the dust covers off of her 59 panhead in the barn and firing that sucker up..... wooohooo I gotta go.
posted by
Dropped-On-Head
on September 7, 2003 at 10:38 AM
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Cynthia:
It's funny how sex can do that - blind you to your own temporary insanity!
Love the imagery of a four-year-old you biting your cousin on the leg! Poetry :)
posted by
WonkyWordsMistress
on September 7, 2003 at 9:55 AM
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