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Are you serious? LOL
Your Grandma sounds hilarious. Ofcourse, I'd hate to be one of her appliances.  I don't own a gun, but I'm one of the few people who actually should for unusual circumstances. The problem is that I hate loud noises. I'd rather taser someone anyday.  Take care

posted by Flumpystalls3000 on June 26, 2006 at 7:22 PM | link to this | reply

Whacky,
I loved reading this story! No, I haven't shot a gun, but there's an antique one hanging over my bed. I figure I can always use it as a club, in case of need... That, along with the commando dagger I also have there against another wall (souvenirs from my grandfather's army days).

posted by Nickie-Fleming on June 26, 2006 at 11:10 AM | link to this | reply

Whacky: Does my BB gun count?

posted by Captain_Gulliver on June 26, 2006 at 10:18 AM | link to this | reply

No, but my mom's ex boyfriend has. Guns scare me.

posted by Amanda__ on June 26, 2006 at 7:55 AM | link to this | reply

funny story!
No, I've never fired a gun, or held one in my hands.  I'm not sure I'd like to.  Too much irreversible potential in the weight of those things, and it scares me.

posted by SilverMoon7 on June 26, 2006 at 2:17 AM | link to this | reply

Whackydotter!!

I love your writing kiddo. You have a great talent, do you know that?

Getting published for you would be a cake walk. Without a gun of course.

I don't own a gun. I have fired lots of them of course, in the military years ago. Now it is too hard to even get a permit in Canada.

Probably a good thing in my case what with the grief and all. It would be fine now but I've got so that I hate to kill or hurt anything.

I've turned into a woose, that's like a moose but no antlers.Blah

posted by WileyJohn on June 25, 2006 at 7:25 PM | link to this | reply

Whacky
This was expertly written. Your grandma got a taste of what policemen go through. It is hard to keep from firing when you're scared. My wife tells me that we should sell my guns, but I'm inclined to keep them. They do come in handy, as when a rabid animal comes in the yard. I keep them locked in a gun safe, by the way.

posted by avant-garde on June 25, 2006 at 2:02 PM | link to this | reply

Whacky, I read this last night and I just about fell off my chair laughing
Your grandma was one dangerous cookie!  Those refirgerators and air conditioners had better watch themselves!

posted by Blanche. on June 25, 2006 at 11:05 AM | link to this | reply

Sure all the time...

even before I was in the Army where I got to play with an M-16, grenades, and even a machine gun once...

I grew up around people with guns, but there was always a "safety" lesson from the adult before we got to shoot at the bottles or whatever targets we lined up for practice.

posted by DarrkeThoughts on June 25, 2006 at 4:43 AM | link to this | reply

Weapons are bad.

posted by A-and-B on June 25, 2006 at 4:04 AM | link to this | reply

what a funny story in a scary kind of way. i have shot guns many times, i
grew up practicing target shooting with an air pistol and a 22 rifle.

posted by fourcats on June 25, 2006 at 1:23 AM | link to this | reply

She must have missed this training class. When a teen, I had  a 22 rifle... Used it when taking an extra-curricular target-shooting class in high school -  but not since.

posted by reasons on June 25, 2006 at 1:09 AM | link to this | reply

I have done so a few times with a friend
at a range. I know someone who shot a lawnmower because it was playing up. it stopped after that

posted by Azur on June 25, 2006 at 12:58 AM | link to this | reply

Whacky...
Many many times, but it has been quite a while now, in fact, I don't even remember the last one I fired.  For protection in our house, I have a golf club under the bed, but I haven't tried taking it to the refrigerator.

posted by food4thought on June 25, 2006 at 12:07 AM | link to this | reply

lol
I can't say I have.

posted by Afzal_Sunny7 on June 24, 2006 at 10:36 PM | link to this | reply

Whacky, nope, and I hope I never will!

posted by shelly_b on June 24, 2006 at 10:14 PM | link to this | reply