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Fuck a watermelon?
No thanks, I'll stick to women that are probably ugly when I wake up. Although I do like fruit. Regardless, I love your blog, I'm officially adding you as my very first friend....or blog buddy....or whatever the fuck you call that.
posted by
DaveInCharleston
on July 6, 2006 at 9:13 PM
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EEWWWWWWWWWW
YES I THINK HE DID THE MELON. AND THE REASON THEY ARE SO STUPID IS BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT WOMEN.
posted by
HEARMENOW
on June 20, 2006 at 10:06 PM
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And very often men lie
to enhance their egos!
posted by
archiew
on June 17, 2006 at 7:32 PM
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The mind boggles. Some men really don't think with the right head.
I had a grand laugh though.
posted by
rumjumbie
on June 17, 2006 at 8:30 AM
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I'm from Texas ...
where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.
Baaaah.
posted by
fwmystic
on June 16, 2006 at 10:17 AM
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I am glad we don't have any watermelon.
I would never be able to eat it now. Too many disturbing visuals and you just gotta wonder where it's been. To think I will have to buy whole watermelons now, and try explaining to people why....
posted by
FactorFiction
on June 16, 2006 at 7:59 AM
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dennison
seems to like to stir things up
takes glee in elciting certain reactions.
posted by
Xeno-x
on June 16, 2006 at 7:55 AM
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Kiddo
Well, this pretty much takes the cake. Don't mention cake to this guy, though.
posted by
Lensman
on June 15, 2006 at 10:42 PM
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8-ball...Dennison is just trying to look out for the kids already rotten
enough to sneak onto their parents computer and either snoop into their stuff or for some reason, want to read a blog site. God knows, they will be ruined when they find out men have sex with watermelons...
posted by
Kiddo75
on June 15, 2006 at 9:35 PM
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Mann
Why would children be subscribed to Blogit anyways. Don't you have to be eighteen and older to be here anyways?
posted by
8-ball
on June 15, 2006 at 8:30 PM
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I Am Glad The Work I Do Does Not Include Conversations of This Nature
In a school setting, few opportunities to engage in this exist from my view.
posted by
Dr_JPT
on June 15, 2006 at 8:24 PM
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one guy came into an ER
stuck in a vacuum cleaner
posted by
Xeno-x
on June 15, 2006 at 11:35 AM
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Is that object rape if the watermelon doesn't consent.
When I was in the police academy, we heard all kinds of things but the closest to this was a loaf of bread.
posted by
SuccessWarrior
on June 15, 2006 at 10:55 AM
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Kiddo: No...I think I burned it, if I remember correctly.
Thank God my pillow days are long behind me, and thank every god who ever existed I never had a Watermellon day!
posted by
Captain_Gulliver
on June 15, 2006 at 10:54 AM
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I have to agree that is just stupid
and did he think this would be appealing to you???
posted by
bel_1965
on June 15, 2006 at 10:46 AM
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Gulliver - did you keep the pillow? lol....
Don't feel bad or guilty, I have found out men will have sex with anything. It doesn't even need a pulse.
posted by
Kiddo75
on June 15, 2006 at 10:38 AM
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Dennison - can't argue with you, so I won't. Sometimes you are
so utterly wrong, almost sad in a way....and other times your light bulb shines bright! I won't go into all the "well, everyone else said this"....because it's not everyone else you care about, it's little ole me.....
posted by
Kiddo75
on June 15, 2006 at 10:37 AM
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I'm Sorry...
but this post really belongs in the Mature Audiences section.
If you think it doesn't then ask yourself if you'd let your children read this post. If not then why would you want someone else's kids reading it?
DM
posted by
Dennison..Mann
on June 15, 2006 at 8:11 AM
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Uhhuhuhuhuhuh....She said Playground....
posted by
strat
on June 15, 2006 at 7:49 AM
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Kiddo: THANK YOU FOR REMOVING MY ETERNAL GUILT AND SHAME!
When I was 13, like most boys my age, I experienced the awakening. I was receiving pleasure in ways I had never experienced before and began to become curious what "it" would feel like. My friends all told me elaborate stories, but looking back on it, they probably only used watermelons. Anyway, I was feeling left out. But, I did have one tool in my newly enriched testosterone arsenal: a Basketball pillow. I looked at it. Used my adolescent imagination, and then cut a small hole in one end.
LOL. I felt terrible about it afterwards and threw the poor, soaked basketball away. I mean, I was never going to sleep on it again. Anyway, LOL...thank you for freeing my inner child from his guilt!
You wonderful woman, you! *Muwwwaaa!*
(BTW, speaking now with a great deal more experience than I had when I was 13, I can safely say that pillows feel nothing like the real thing. I can only imagine that watermelons are an equally poor substitute. But I suppose if you are as sex-deprived as a 13 year old virgin, then perhaps a watermelon would feel pretty good)
posted by
Captain_Gulliver
on June 15, 2006 at 6:55 AM
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I read somewhere that dogs can't smile...
posted by
scriber
on June 15, 2006 at 5:26 AM
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Kiddo
What extraordinary -- and extraordinarily perverted -- folks you associate with!
I knew that it was a mistake to leave the sheltered environment of the monasery of St Scrotius for the hurly-burly of St Blogit's.
posted by
ariel70
on June 15, 2006 at 5:21 AM
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Damn, a watermelon in latex unmentionables is hotter than I thought...
One word: seedless. Oh, yesssssssssss.
posted by
mark2556
on June 15, 2006 at 4:31 AM
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He is male
he fucked the watermelon and than ate it. It's instinct or something. First the warm apple pie then they move onto bigger and harder fruit like in this case the watermelon.
posted by
8-ball
on June 14, 2006 at 8:37 PM
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Reni - around here, a nice looking dog is A NICE LOOKING DOG....
I actually heard someone get so offended when he was watching his fav porn of women and dogs, because one of the dogs were "GD ugly!!"
posted by
Kiddo75
on June 14, 2006 at 7:42 PM
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No wonder you southerners are so fond of watermelon seed spitting
contests... LOL
posted by
Renigade
on June 14, 2006 at 7:11 PM
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some men
posted by
Xeno-x
on June 14, 2006 at 6:45 PM
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