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It's amazing how they make it harder to get divorced than married,
isn't it? Seems to me it should definitely be the other way around. Stupid laws.

posted by Spudnuts on June 9, 2006 at 1:44 PM | link to this | reply

By the power vested in me by the great state of Mississippi, I hereby grant you a divorce.....for free....I also award you with whatever possessions you can get across the Mississippi River with before the jail bird becomes a "free bird".....

posted by ThomasWelch on June 9, 2006 at 1:04 PM | link to this | reply

I beg to disagree!

Take it easy, the worst thing about being married is being married

 

posted by dele_campbell on June 9, 2006 at 12:55 PM | link to this | reply

Friday...not sure what
number it would be though...oh it is probably the 9th. Have you made faces at the PI yet? Or am I the only one who would do that?

posted by FactorFiction on June 9, 2006 at 12:44 PM | link to this | reply

what day is it anyway? I have been in hiding from the PI (I can't believe
I even had to say that) that I don't even know what day of the week it is.  I heard they had a picture of me looking "sneaky" and "angry".....well, shit.  I have a whole fucking photo album full of those.

posted by Kiddo75 on June 9, 2006 at 12:16 PM | link to this | reply

 SSDD there, huh?

posted by FactorFiction on June 9, 2006 at 12:11 PM | link to this | reply

ALL THE TIME, ALL THE TIME. On top of all this... I find out
that his parents have hired a private inves. to watch me 24-7.....yes....now I have to somehow or 'nuther get a fuckin' life just to look not so pathetic.

posted by Kiddo75 on June 9, 2006 at 12:03 PM | link to this | reply

Kiddo.....
It just keeps getting better huh? LOL

posted by RckyMtnActivist on June 9, 2006 at 11:58 AM | link to this | reply

I already tried. My dumbass downloaded some stupid papers for 30
bucks, thinking I could do it myself.  It is all jumbled, use this if this use that if that....go here, go there.  So now I'm already OUT 30 dollars on his ass and all I have is a stack of papers reminding me what a pain in the fucking ass it's gonna be to get rid of him.

posted by Kiddo75 on June 9, 2006 at 11:54 AM | link to this | reply

Hahahaha Kiddo......
You know you can get divorced over the internet for a cheap, cheap cost! You might want to look into this...if you're serious! LOL

posted by RckyMtnActivist on June 9, 2006 at 11:50 AM | link to this | reply

Blackcat - I know...ain't that a bitch? The stuff I got is too damn heavy
to lift or is actually still rooted.  Just my luck.  All the "lawn equipment" has been transformed into sleds or childrens push toys....sux.

posted by Kiddo75 on June 9, 2006 at 11:47 AM | link to this | reply

That sucks. Plus, how would you sell that "kid's table"... would they

dig up the tree stump or just take the table top?   LOL

posted by -blackcat on June 9, 2006 at 9:56 AM | link to this | reply

Mark.....I would be even more depressed when nothing sold...
just had a series of questions about the pictures...

posted by Kiddo75 on June 9, 2006 at 9:05 AM | link to this | reply

What you need is a fundraiser or something.
Or sell stuff on eBay, like the stuff in the garage.  The descriptions could be a little tough, even WITH photos.

posted by mark2556 on June 9, 2006 at 8:13 AM | link to this | reply