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actually this dog has ear mold
I think that's where the universe is.
he keeps trying to rub it out
and we keep droping mold destroyer in his ears.
and if we ever succeed?
posted by
Xeno-x
on June 9, 2006 at 6:15 AM
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NOPEACE
We have the creation of the world, the elements, the creation of humans and my say so to prove the existence of the Great Cosmic Dog. My say is just as provable as the Bible after all.
Can you provide any real evidence that the universe is not a ball of snot caught in the Great Cosmic Dog's nose?
posted by
kooka_lives
on June 8, 2006 at 6:48 PM
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yeah
there he is -- the Great Cosmic Dog
NOPEACE -- there is certainly proof of His existence.
posted by
Xeno-x
on June 8, 2006 at 6:32 PM
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Kooka
We have the creation of the world, the elements, the creation of humans and the bible to prove the existence of God. Where's the proof of the cosmic dog?
posted by
NOPEACE
on June 8, 2006 at 6:24 PM
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Would excessive use of say, nuclear weapons, cause the GCD to sneeze? And if so, what happens to the universe?
posted by
DarrkeThoughts
on June 8, 2006 at 5:26 PM
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kooka_lives --before you invent a religion, you have to test the name first
Are your followers to be the Great Cosmic Doggians or will just Doggians suffice? And will it work in swearing, curses and exclamation? Oh my Great Cosmic Dog! What in the name of Great Cosmic Dog do you think you are doing? Holy jumpin Great Cosmic Dog! .... see, you gotta think of these things first doggone it .....wait a minute?
posted by
gomedome
on June 8, 2006 at 4:16 PM
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