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Hi
I must admit - Mother's Day strikes fear into my heart - What if I suddenly get a phone call from a child I didn't know I had!

posted by fionajean on May 15, 2006 at 6:56 AM | link to this | reply

Nanaroo,
I made peace with my non-mother status a long time ago, but I agree, who needs to make an issue out assuming that every woman is or should be one? 

posted by Blanche. on May 14, 2006 at 6:07 PM | link to this | reply

Nanaroo,
What??? You mean this "obligation" doesn't go away?  That's just great... Last night, last night, I tell you, I got two Happy Mother's Day text messages from my cousin.  She knows I'm not a mom, but for some reason I got the same message twice.  Of course it also included "Mothers to Be" and "Mother Like".  Is that some sort of hint?  What is the deal????  I don't even have pets!

posted by BlackPearl1 on May 14, 2006 at 9:09 AM | link to this | reply

Nanaroo
You are your cats mother........so you do qualify!

posted by Corbin_Dallas on May 14, 2006 at 6:23 AM | link to this | reply

Nanaroo

Everyday, I FEEL like a mom!  The only good thing is, I can send them home at the end of the day!  LOL

Have a great day!

posted by shelly_b on May 14, 2006 at 6:22 AM | link to this | reply

thank you all!
really great suggestions!

posted by Nanaroo on May 14, 2006 at 6:17 AM | link to this | reply

Well then... have a happy day!

posted by MasonGarrett on May 14, 2006 at 3:15 AM | link to this | reply

Ironic.
I am a mother of two which my co-workers refuse to believe and I can not so much as get a "shout out" as they say. Go figure.

posted by Divine_1 on May 13, 2006 at 9:30 PM | link to this | reply

Or you could rent a kid and then have the kid spit on everyone who wishes

you a Happy Mother's Day! That'd teach them! I guarantee they'd never do it again! I know several people who'd be happy to rent their's out!

Happy day-just-like-any-other-day!

posted by Spudnuts on May 13, 2006 at 8:48 PM | link to this | reply

I received mother's day cards from my nieces... one is my godchild, so
okay.  But then I got one from my mom.  WHY?   She said, well, you're a godmother.  I just rolled my eyes at her.  STOP sending me mother's day cards.  I'm not a mom. 

posted by -blackcat on May 13, 2006 at 8:10 PM | link to this | reply

just have a good day tomorrow, Nanaroo...:)

posted by Rumor on May 13, 2006 at 8:07 PM | link to this | reply

I'm in the same boat! i just say I'll pass it on to my mom in heaven!


posted by Whacky on May 13, 2006 at 7:03 PM | link to this | reply

Nanaroo, LOL, that makes two of us!

posted by Ariala on May 13, 2006 at 6:48 PM | link to this | reply

fourcats
Very cool- thank you!

posted by Nanaroo on May 13, 2006 at 6:36 PM | link to this | reply

remember that people say it because they're brimming over with love for

mothers everywhere,  we ourselves may not be moms but we all have (had) moms.  let's use our positive energy to embrace and spread the love to others that may be lacking in their own lives.

or if you'd rather, you could say, "yeah, that's me.  one mean mutha!"     lol

posted by fourcats on May 13, 2006 at 6:30 PM | link to this | reply

Samhain Moon
well, yes it does!

posted by Nanaroo on May 13, 2006 at 6:11 PM | link to this | reply

‘cat keeper’ does not qualify as ‘motherhood’? Samhain_Moon

posted by syzygy on May 13, 2006 at 6:02 PM | link to this | reply