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FARSAILOR
Because we've known each other for so long, I have to ask you: does Capt. Morgan look like Capt. Hook or does Capt. Hook look like Capt. Morgan?
Anyway, thanks for your bloodthirsty contribution here. You're an all right guy, despite the fact that you're a Yankee fan.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on May 6, 2006 at 12:12 PM
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HANG THEM ALL
They are not registered voters afterall....
posted by
FARSAILOR
on May 6, 2006 at 11:31 AM
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OMG, this was hilarious! This is the kind of thing that I will miss so much
when I leave!
angel 
posted by
anglofinspirtion
on May 6, 2006 at 7:53 AM
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Cuninglinguist
I thought that I was going to make it through this post with only smiles, but when I got to "Pan handling" a belly laugh burst forth.
posted by
TAPS.
on May 6, 2006 at 7:33 AM
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"Pan handling" is greatness!! I love this one. :)
posted by
Holy_Grail
on May 5, 2006 at 7:29 PM
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Nice story from your MA blog! It never sizzles but burns there!
(B)
posted by
A-and-B
on May 5, 2006 at 3:15 PM
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Ben or Ann, or Ben & Ann
much obliged. (Thought I'd say that instead of Thank You this time... mix it up a little, you know?)
posted by
CunningLinguist
on May 5, 2006 at 3:01 PM
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Well written.
posted by
A-and-B
on May 5, 2006 at 2:39 PM
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Oops, and thank you
posted by
CunningLinguist
on May 5, 2006 at 1:16 PM
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Azur
You know me well enough to know the answer to that...
Yep 
posted by
CunningLinguist
on May 5, 2006 at 1:15 PM
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An oldie?
but a goody
posted by
Azur
on May 5, 2006 at 1:11 PM
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Passionflower
You're kidding me? Johnny Depp is in another pirate movie? Isn't that justification for the death penalty? Oh yeah, we don't do that anymore.
Anyway, I'd be glad to go to the movies with you, but the leather straps on my bed keep me from getting out much. I'm really a lot of fun after my three o'clock medication, too. Hey, it's time for my 3:30 medication. Thanks for reading, Purple Passion.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on May 5, 2006 at 12:29 PM
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Hey, CL...are you going to see the new Pirate Movie
With Johnny Depp????? I'll buy the hot dogs.
posted by
Passionflower
on May 5, 2006 at 11:21 AM
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Your mind goes in some very strange directions....LOL!
Have you had it checked lately for faulty wiring??????
posted by
Passionflower
on May 5, 2006 at 11:21 AM
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ariel70
Wolf Blitzer, from CNN, was supporting the dastardly bastard pirate last night. But I bet Wolf would defend bestiality, too. I'm with you, I think this particular Hooker should be stripped of his rank. I believe in "innocent until proven guilty," but... nah, hang him by the neck using dental floss!
Thanks for reading and for sharing your passionate feelings on the subject.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on May 5, 2006 at 9:17 AM
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Thanks Cunning....
I'm glad you enjoy my pics! I so love taking them!
posted by
RckyMtnActivist
on May 5, 2006 at 9:05 AM
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Cunning Linguist
Yessss ... not exactly the first time that that metallic-handed pervert has run foul of the law. There was, for example, that deplorable incident with the bag of soot that resulted in a charge of black rape.
Then followed that appalling incident of bestiality, when the porcine victim squealed on him to the police.
When, one is entitled to ask, do the authorities intend to make the streets safe from such subhuman creatures as this so-called Captain Hook? One is also fully entitled to question the wretch's usurpation of a military title. The cad would have been run out of our Officers' Mess in the 11th.Hussars!
Your humble serv't, Disgusted, Tunbridge Wells
posted by
ariel70
on May 5, 2006 at 9:03 AM
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Activist
I have actually done similar exposes on Humpty Dumpty and Little Bo Peap. These people aren't always as sweet and pure as they are made out to be, you know.
By the way, you're a very good photographer.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on May 5, 2006 at 8:54 AM
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Cunning.....
I'm serious, think of where you could go with this. I read it three times and LMAO every time! My fav part...."pan handling! Hahahahahahaha
posted by
RckyMtnActivist
on May 5, 2006 at 8:48 AM
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Activist
Thanks a bunch. Glad you liked. A series, eh? Maybe I'll pitch it to the Cartoon Network. :-)
thank you for the click.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on May 5, 2006 at 8:44 AM
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Cunning................
Hahahahahaha - this was great and tooooo funny! Maybe you should make a series out of it.
posted by
RckyMtnActivist
on May 5, 2006 at 8:42 AM
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