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but i'm exposed to it every day
that is to say

those around me are.

so what do you suggest

posted by Xeno-x on April 23, 2006 at 12:05 PM | link to this | reply

KarmaTrain
Either would be an acceptable term, depending on the odor.

posted by archiew on April 23, 2006 at 1:41 AM | link to this | reply

So would this make you a fartologist?

Or Flatulence Surveyor?

Or ...well it just get worse   LOLOL funny posts!

posted by KarmaTrain on April 22, 2006 at 8:36 PM | link to this | reply

Whacky . . .
Not always; the gas masks are not designed for such old and potent gases.

posted by archiew on April 22, 2006 at 4:34 PM | link to this | reply

Xeno-x . . .
Yes, it is quite dangerous; I risk my life with every sniff, but I am a professional.  Do not do this at home!

posted by archiew on April 22, 2006 at 4:33 PM | link to this | reply

Would a gas mask help?

posted by Whacky on April 22, 2006 at 3:51 PM | link to this | reply

i wonder . . .
when you get into the real meat of the business

that is, the privies and community latrines of the Neandertals and other human communities -- will you need special equipment.

and yes -- you have to watch those suppositories -- they can be lethal.

or at least slippery.

posted by Xeno-x on April 22, 2006 at 9:46 AM | link to this | reply