Go to Universe Central, How May I Direct Your Call?
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- Go to The 'Far South' or The 'Deeper South' or The 'Near South'
I can't believe I didn't recognize it. I love Dr. Seuss.
posted by
saul_relative
on April 10, 2006 at 10:49 PM
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"If I Ran A Zoo ..."
by Dr. Seuss.
Making stops at West Bunglefield, Yupster and Jounce
And at Ipswich and Nipswich and, also, South Bounce
And another small town that's too hard to pronounce.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on April 10, 2006 at 10:44 PM
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LOL, M.P.O. Where's the stanza from?
posted by
saul_relative
on April 10, 2006 at 1:04 PM
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I think, as Americans, it is our God-given right to only be required to recognize two locations on the entire globe:
The United States (which would now be known as "Here")
and
everywhere else (to be officially referred to as "There").
They're afraid to stay THERE. They're afraid to stay HERE.
They think THERE is too Far. They think HERE is too NEAR.
And since HERE is too NEAR and out THERE is too FAR
They are too scared to roost where-so-ever they are.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on April 10, 2006 at 12:55 PM
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