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Oh, now I remember ...
At first, I had no clue what you were talking about.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on April 6, 2006 at 11:01 PM
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good thing it was bandaged... lol
you got the 3 clicks in return for one ear of corn.
posted by
-blackcat
on April 6, 2006 at 7:03 PM
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But, TXSwimmer, "Wendy's" doesn't have nearly the variety of "exotic foods".
posted by
Mademoiselle
on April 5, 2006 at 12:28 PM
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Quoth iSiSeYeSs:
"I'd say you've got yourself a table-wiping stalker."
Well, it wouldn't be the first time...
Or likely the last.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on April 5, 2006 at 12:27 PM
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Don't eat at the food court................................................
Go to Wendy's.
posted by
TXSwimmer
on April 5, 2006 at 11:36 AM
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Ohhhhh I get it!!
You're one of those................................
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Intellectuals
Hilarious post. Now, what are you going to do when you go back to the food court and see that same old man with his hand bandaged, eh?
I'd say you've got yourself a table-wiping stalker.
posted by
myrrhage_
on April 5, 2006 at 2:25 AM
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Well, BlackPearl, I didn't enjoy the movie ...
plus I will continue to hit old people ... but only when warranted.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on April 4, 2006 at 11:18 PM
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You mean like "Jeff Foxworthy"?
Cause I hate that guy.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on April 4, 2006 at 9:18 PM
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This sounds like the redneck type of joke. I guess you have excused him because of his age.
Well done for the movie title. I've clicked here 5, of which 2 are reciprocals. Thanks.
(B)
posted by
A-and-B
on April 4, 2006 at 2:58 PM
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M.P.O,
I hope you enjoy the movie, and don't go punching any more windows, and certainly no old people. :)
posted by
BlackPearl1
on April 4, 2006 at 2:27 PM
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Okay! I am offline until tonight ...
Going to see "Slither", actually. Therefore, when I return, I'll be able to tell everyone whether the movie's any good or not ... although I think we can all
safely assume the answer to that question.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on April 4, 2006 at 2:06 PM
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MPO, LOL
posted by
kingmi
on April 4, 2006 at 1:46 PM
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Just be happy, Kingmi ...
that you aren't that guy.
Actually, I think he might have been an immigrant.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on April 4, 2006 at 1:12 PM
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MPO, Hey, Iknow that guy!
posted by
kingmi
on April 4, 2006 at 1:03 PM
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No, I did suffer a horrible accident (despite your skepticism)...
what specific role the blender actually played will be disclosed shortly.
It's a very popular story (in this household), but needs to be edited before posting.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on April 4, 2006 at 12:36 PM
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Laughing at MPO:
I know you didn't actually smash your hand through a window any more than you had an accident with a blender.
I was teasing you! LOL!
posted by
Captain_Gulliver
on April 4, 2006 at 12:26 PM
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I lasted, maybe, into the fourth or fifth, Cesium ...
It wasn't a very competitive game (Yankees v. A's) and I started nodding off practically immediately. However, my boyfriend wouldn't let me fall asleep ... until
eventually taking pity on me (presumably). Either
that, or he simply grew tired of waking me up every few seconds.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on April 4, 2006 at 12:14 PM
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So how many innings did you survive?
posted by
AlienInsomniac
on April 4, 2006 at 11:05 AM
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Yes, I imagine leprosy would tend to dissuade further conversation, Rcky.
I hope to recount the actual story very shortly. I was going to do so last night, but my boyfriend made me watch baseball with him ... and thus, I fell asleep.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on April 4, 2006 at 10:44 AM
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M.P.O.
Great story, shows your sensitivity and sense of humor! Next time someone asks tell them you just came back from some third world country and you think you picked up a rash...or leprosy...see how fast they leave you alone! LOL 
posted by
RckyMtnActivist
on April 4, 2006 at 10:34 AM
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Of course, I didn't actually put my hand through a window ...
Every time a stranger asks, I give out a different version. It's my way of keeping things "fresh".
posted by
Mademoiselle
on April 4, 2006 at 10:19 AM
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MPO: Giving an old cleaning man "ideas"
Of course you only gave a half smile, because as we all learned yesterday if you were really attracted to an old cleaning man, you would start swearing uncontrollably about how he missed a spot and he needs to get down and scrub harder.
LOL. He is right, though. It is fortunate that your hand was wrapped up like that before you smashed it through a glass window. I'd hate to see your injuries after something like that
posted by
Captain_Gulliver
on April 4, 2006 at 9:41 AM
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