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hehehe Original_Influence
posted by
_Symphony_
on February 8, 2006 at 6:28 AM
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lol....imagine if you ever bump into that guy in person!
posted by
Original_Influence
on February 8, 2006 at 4:49 AM
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hahahaha fionajean ....that is hilarious.....thank you for sharing
- nothing like a good laugh to start your day.
posted by
_Symphony_
on February 8, 2006 at 2:31 AM
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oooh how cringe-worthy DivineDiva...hahaha
thanks for sharing
posted by
_Symphony_
on February 8, 2006 at 2:31 AM
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hahahaha strat ...now that iisssss funny.....
...Thank you so much for sharing and making me laugh out loud
posted by
_Symphony_
on February 8, 2006 at 2:30 AM
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Hello BrightIrish
posted by
_Symphony_
on February 8, 2006 at 2:29 AM
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lovelyladymonk ...you have got to email me and tell me all about it
posted by
_Symphony_
on February 8, 2006 at 2:28 AM
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hahaha MedusaNextDoor
thats funny.....thanks for sharing
posted by
_Symphony_
on February 8, 2006 at 2:28 AM
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anthony1wiley
You're not going to share?
.......hehehe take care
posted by
_Symphony_
on February 8, 2006 at 2:28 AM
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Well, a few
Here's some prize ones. I was at a work function and the food was taking a long time. I'd had a couple of vodka's on an empty stomach and was "quietly" speaking to a friend. I then got totally fed up and said, again very "softly" - so softly that everyone turned to look - "Who do you have to sleep with to get a meal around here?"
No 2: Was shopping with my mom and brother. Saw my brother looking at meat so went and tickled him. Only, when the guy turned round, it wasn't my brother. I've never done that again. No shenanigans in shops anymore.
posted by
fionajean
on February 8, 2006 at 2:04 AM
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Foot in mouth
Soon after I started a new job, I was chatting several times with this one nice male co-worker. We would joke around and over several weeks were quite comfortable with each other. All of our chats had happened before meetings or when I had to go to his office. One day I saw him walking down the hall limping badly. It had never occured to me at this point that I'd never seen him walking around before. So, being the jokester, I said "Fred, what's with the limp? Did your wife kick you in the knee or something?" To which he replied "I was born with one leg shorter than the other, I always limp"
posted by
DivineDiva
on February 7, 2006 at 5:29 PM
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Your friend sounds like my brother, the diplomat of the family.
I guess one of the better moments for me, though, was one morning when I was pulling out at a stoplight. A stationwagon came roaring up to the light, the driver with no clue as to the wreck she was about to cause. I was halfway out my window, getting ready to give a beautiful third finger puppet show, when I realized it was my aunt. Mr. Finger puppet was joined by his friends, I gave a friendly wave, and while my uncle was laughing because he busted me out, my aunt never noticed.
posted by
strat
on February 7, 2006 at 5:05 PM
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posted by
BrightIrish
on February 7, 2006 at 5:00 PM
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One of the most embarrassing things I've ever done happened when I was about fourteen years old...It involved a pregnant woman and her husband and the first time I was ever allowed to go out of my house on my own....But I'll tell you about that some other time!!...
posted by
lovelyladymonk
on February 7, 2006 at 4:56 PM
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Symphony, that poor bar-maid..I blushed just readin it....
Your friend must have wanted to die.....I would have.....Here's one. My brother had given his girlfriend a necklace with tiny little diamonds on it. I asked her if I could see it and then stupidly said, "I can't see small things. I need my glasses for those." In other words, I had insulted the size of the little diamond chips...What a doofus...I wanted to die. Maybe she didn't take it like that, I sure hope not.
posted by
MedusaNextDoor
on February 7, 2006 at 4:45 PM
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SYMPHONY
Oh yeah, I've done that foot in mouth thingy luv.
posted by
WileyJohn
on February 7, 2006 at 3:21 PM
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hehehe Justsouno
posted by
_Symphony_
on February 7, 2006 at 2:30 PM
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Symphony I think all of us have foot-in-mouth disease. I do it all the time
posted by
Justi
on February 7, 2006 at 1:58 PM
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hahaha A-and-B ....good point!
posted by
_Symphony_
on February 7, 2006 at 1:54 PM
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I don't know which is worse, being mistaken for the wrong person or doing the mistaking on the wrong person. Lol.
(A)
posted by
A-and-B
on February 7, 2006 at 1:52 PM
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hahaha avant-garde
posted by
_Symphony_
on February 7, 2006 at 1:47 PM
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hehehe blackcat30....thats funny
posted by
_Symphony_
on February 7, 2006 at 1:47 PM
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hahahah Jazwolf ...Thanks for sharing
posted by
_Symphony_
on February 7, 2006 at 1:46 PM
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Thanks scriber
posted by
_Symphony_
on February 7, 2006 at 1:46 PM
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SYMPHONY
I've almost slipped up with the pregnancy thing myself. I'm so glad that I chose not to say anything. I can't think of anything I've done lately, right off the bat.
posted by
avant-garde
on February 7, 2006 at 1:45 PM
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over email,
I once asked a male coworker if he had a blue dress. The email was a joke meant for a friend. LOL When I emailed him quickly to say that I had sent it in error, he responded, "That's too bad, I would have liked to see you in it." LOL
posted by
-blackcat
on February 7, 2006 at 1:36 PM
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Symphony--- It happens to us all, but that doesn't make it any less
embarrassing. I'm still blushing over my most recent: As I walked toward the post office, I yelled to a man getting out of his car, "Well, I'm just seeing you all over the place these days." But he wasn't who I thought he was. He responded as if I knew what I was talking about. Don't know if he was just "playing along," or if he was thinking that his own memory was going bad and he didn't want to embarrass himself.
posted by
Jazwolf
on February 7, 2006 at 1:36 PM
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Symp--funny stuff indeed. I recently had someone accuse me of sending
her a message written for another person. Not funny, I guess.
posted by
scriber
on February 7, 2006 at 12:58 PM
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