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Blanche,
Okay....
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 31, 2006 at 2:33 AM
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Things are looking up. I woke up in a really good mood, for no apparent reason. I'll send you an email. .
posted by
Blanche.
on January 30, 2006 at 8:32 PM
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Blanche, that's pretty nasty!! Sounds like they're definitley
going south if all that crap fell out! Eeew. I'm okay, thank you. Hanging in there, I guess! You okay?
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 30, 2006 at 8:24 PM
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Way! She must, but I think it's headin' south.
I saw someone on a tv awards show do a gag on that: she shook out her evening gown and her car keys, cell, and who knows what else, fell at her feet. Myself, I think I'll stick to a purse. How are you?
posted by
Blanche.
on January 30, 2006 at 8:11 PM
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Blanche, LOL! No way!! Eeew!
She must have had some pretty big boobs to store all that stuff in there!
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 30, 2006 at 8:04 PM
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Spitfire,
Hm, good one. I saw a guy in the parking lot the other day at the local mall who wasn't just re-adjusting he was holding onto his "package" like it was a pacifier. It doesn't do anything for me, except think, "Yikes, is my door locked?"
LOL at FWMystic's comment, it makes me think of women who use cleavage to store things, like cellphones. M says he's got a co-worker who keeps her cellphone, cash, and other stuff there, and she once took the phone out of there to hand to a customer to make a call, still warm. I'd be like, "That's okay, I'll wait."
posted by
Blanche.
on January 30, 2006 at 7:46 PM
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CrimsonCarouse, well, thanks for the honest explaination there!!
See, us girls will never really understand, but like I said, we have necessary adjustments now and then, too!
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 30, 2006 at 7:43 PM
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Okay, Mystic. You have a point there, BUT....
It's not as creepy the other way around!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 30, 2006 at 7:41 PM
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It's hard to explain really
you see some guys hang to the left and some to the right. I don't know of any that hang straight down but I don't know a lot of people. Anyway sometimes our "partner" sneaks over to the other side and that can be painful! So adjustment is necessary.
posted by
CrimsonCarouse
on January 27, 2006 at 6:00 PM
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You are just jealous!
You don't see us guys complaining about a girl who needs to rearrange her boobage, do ya!
posted by
fwmystic
on January 23, 2006 at 8:26 PM
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Strat, I think it's an inborn thing with you guys.
You haven't been able to keep your hands away from that area since birth, I think! hehe
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 19, 2006 at 1:49 PM
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Lens,
Touche!! You have valid points there!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 19, 2006 at 1:47 PM
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LOL Jimmy!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 19, 2006 at 1:46 PM
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HolyG, good point!!
Oh, btw,
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 19, 2006 at 1:46 PM
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Well, Young Miss, I don't think it's discomfort so much as
that's where I keep my brains, and as an intellectual, nearly any stimulus, anytime the wind blows, is good for intellectual prowess.
Oh all right; Ill quit rearranging my doodads so much. But I can feel myself getting dumber already...
posted by
strat
on January 17, 2006 at 5:44 PM
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Spitfire
Unless you've actually owned a package, it's difficult to describe the discomfort a man can find himself in sometimes.
However, I'm totally with you on the simple truth that there's a time and a place for such things. He should interrupt the conversation and walk away. It's simple. But next time you're talking to a guy and he suddenly abandons you, don't necessarily assume it's something you said.
posted by
Lensman
on January 17, 2006 at 4:13 PM
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OK, I'll try...
but I can't promise anything...
posted by
jimmy68
on January 16, 2006 at 10:16 PM
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I've always said that they must think that if THEY aren't looking at the package while they're doing it, thye apparently believe no one else will see their fiddling and rearranging.
posted by
Holy_Grail
on January 16, 2006 at 5:55 PM
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koriani,
You might not want to!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 16, 2006 at 5:40 PM
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DrJPT,
LOL! Habit, huh?
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 16, 2006 at 5:39 PM
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Marshall,
I'm sure he is. It's gotta get frustrating after a while.
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 16, 2006 at 5:36 PM
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I really don't have a lot of interaction with men
but I'll keep my eyes open...LOL.
posted by
koriani
on January 16, 2006 at 6:07 AM
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No, Habit
It was a joke at one time about Michael Jackson that he was checking to see if it was still/there!! In some cases I think they use it in a suggestive manner....
posted by
Dr_JPT
on January 16, 2006 at 4:54 AM
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I think...
that Em is getting tired of his public life...this is my latest impression...thanks for commenting on my place 
posted by
Marshallengraved
on January 16, 2006 at 12:02 AM
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