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T, that "conversation" is a typical one for me and Doc.
We do that all the time. Oh, and no pronounciations are available at this time for this blog. Sorry.

posted by SpitFire70 on December 3, 2005 at 11:56 AM | link to this | reply

Bud-Oracle

Thank you so much for the compliments!

posted by SpitFire70 on December 3, 2005 at 11:55 AM | link to this | reply

By the way, this is fucking funny...
“Hey, can you hewn sohgowsh slohgpoe?”

“What?” you respond.

“I SAID, can you hewn sohgowsh slohgpoe?”

Again, you yell back, “What??!!”

I'll be asking for pronounciations later....what's that there?  How's that go again?  lol..

posted by Temple on December 3, 2005 at 5:21 AM | link to this | reply

Good stuff Spitfire 70
Ever since I was a young lad reading everything I could get my hands on about the Battle of B over London in WW2 I've always wanted to fly a Supermarine Spitfire. With a Merlin engine. When I bought my B10 Mitchell wing ultralight, I imagined myself behind the controls of this hot marine. Your writing is as hot as I imagine flying a spitfire would be. Thanks

posted by Bud-Oracle on December 2, 2005 at 7:34 PM | link to this | reply

Wait, ya know what else? It was so weird cause today,
at work I was in pain (as per usual) and I groaned and Doc (my boss) asked me if I had to go the bathroom!!! I'm not kidding! (He was joking around cause he thought I had a stomach ache) I said, "OMG, Doc. It's funny you mention that cause just yesterday I wrote a post about that!! LOL!

posted by SpitFire70 on December 2, 2005 at 4:45 PM | link to this | reply

Factor, oh, you mean my tummy?
No. She doesn't ask that but to this day, my MOM STILL ASKS ME!!

posted by SpitFire70 on December 2, 2005 at 4:43 PM | link to this | reply

T,
Like, Ketty? hehe

posted by SpitFire70 on December 2, 2005 at 4:42 PM | link to this | reply

Well, at least she doesn't ask if you need to "use the potty." (Uh, she doesn't does she?)

posted by FactorFiction on December 2, 2005 at 5:24 AM | link to this | reply

It wasn't a question, really, it just sounded like that.
It said:  KITTY!

posted by Temple on December 2, 2005 at 2:17 AM | link to this | reply

Strat, LOL!!
Feeeeeeed me Seymour might be a logical answer! hehe But, ya know, I just can't even think about food when Tummy is in knots due to stress. Yick. Blach.

posted by SpitFire70 on December 1, 2005 at 11:09 PM | link to this | reply

Whacky, Geez, I hope not!!
It's been long enough in years not to know by now! (Of course, that might explain a few things!)

posted by SpitFire70 on December 1, 2005 at 11:07 PM | link to this | reply

Okay, Factor. I see your 4 year old reference, but I must up the stakes
and raise you to the fact that Mom was still asking me that question when I was in my early teens! Hell, she STILL does at times when I mention such an ailment! Yeeks! You must be forced to fold on this one!

posted by SpitFire70 on December 1, 2005 at 11:03 PM | link to this | reply

uh-oh, Lens!! We may have a situation here...
How did you know Tummy may have been hinting to me to climb the church tower with a sniper's rifle? Yikes. Though I don't live in Texas (college thing, there) But, what now?

posted by SpitFire70 on December 1, 2005 at 10:57 PM | link to this | reply

Timmy,
You know damn well I would wanna party with you! (But, you're not gonna force me to eat, right?)  Things could get messy!

posted by SpitFire70 on December 1, 2005 at 10:54 PM | link to this | reply

It probably either said,
"What the hell did you just put in me?" or "Feed me, Seymour!"

Or not. Mine just makes noises. A hazard of getting old...

posted by strat on December 1, 2005 at 6:47 AM | link to this | reply

maybe it was asking
what in the world is this?

posted by Whacky on November 30, 2005 at 11:48 PM | link to this | reply

My stomach talks to me all the time.

Usually it is complaining about something I ate that I am allergic to...like ice cream. As if I'd stop eating it just because I am allergic to milk.

And there IS a reason moms ask that.... I ask my 4 YO that all the time and he often stops, thinks about it and then decides to head to the bathroom. Kids don't always think about how to fix a problem...but they do like to complain about it and blame you for it if possible....

 Don't stress. It'll all work out, plus that may be exacerbating your back pain.

posted by FactorFiction on November 30, 2005 at 8:59 PM | link to this | reply

Spitfire

Lol...another funny post.   Hmm...hearing voices from your stomach, eh?  If they start telling you to climb the church tower with a sniper's rifle, call me, okay? 

posted by Lensman on November 30, 2005 at 8:49 PM | link to this | reply

Spitfire
We need to party woman

posted by TIMMYTALES on November 30, 2005 at 8:46 PM | link to this | reply

Timmy,
Well, that could be cause for the past 4 weeks, Tummy has been in knots as usual when I'm incredibly stressed out. I can't eat. Can't even LOOK at food. Ick. Feel like I wanna barf if I even think of eating. Icky. But hey, I've lost a few pounds recently, so how bad can that be? hehe

posted by SpitFire70 on November 30, 2005 at 8:42 PM | link to this | reply

DigityChronicles,
You could have a good point here! I still don't know exactly what Tummy was trying to ask me. I might take Ariala's advice and will definitely take your thoughts into consideration, too! Thanks!

posted by SpitFire70 on November 30, 2005 at 8:38 PM | link to this | reply

Spitfire
*in my best, most concerned mom voice*  Well, are you hungry?

posted by TIMMYTALES on November 30, 2005 at 8:33 PM | link to this | reply

Holy crap, Ariala! I never thought of that!
Great idea! Or, maybe I can Google search it?

posted by SpitFire70 on November 30, 2005 at 8:30 PM | link to this | reply

Memories of the way back when.
Life is a vicious circle of repeated visits. I can prove it! Your stomach was taking you back to the time you metioned so you could blog it to us. The other proof of the circle is I'll bet you never stop goin to the tummy relief chair! 

posted by DigityChronicles on November 30, 2005 at 8:22 PM | link to this | reply

Spitfire, have you tried the Online Stomach Language Converter?

posted by Ariala on November 30, 2005 at 8:00 PM | link to this | reply

Blackcat, OMFG!! LOL That might be it!
Maybe cause Mom lives in Chicago and can't ask me? Yikes.

posted by SpitFire70 on November 30, 2005 at 7:59 PM | link to this | reply

Mysteria,
And lots of smoochies to you! Hope you're doing okay these days.

posted by SpitFire70 on November 30, 2005 at 7:57 PM | link to this | reply

maybe it was asking you to go use the bathroom? LOL

posted by -blackcat on November 30, 2005 at 7:48 PM | link to this | reply

Spit...Ah yes
Good ol' silly fun N games....sending out watts of wuv...

posted by mysteria on November 30, 2005 at 7:29 PM | link to this | reply