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Star Jones rectal exam!!!?
LOL! I'm dying. Really--I don't think I can type any more...too damn FUNNY, CL!!! XOXO ~LB~
posted by
Anony_Miss
on November 29, 2005 at 6:43 PM
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CunningL.....You're ruining Santa for me......
But I can't stop laughing at poor Mrs. Claus having to get her jollies by battery, haha...Well, I ain't going there, Lt. Dang...There are many jokes I could tell...lol...I have been good this year...You'll probably get a lump of shit in your stocking, haha....
posted by
MedusaNextDoor
on November 29, 2005 at 5:54 PM
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Libertine
rectum? Damn near killed 'em... one of us has ESP, because I wrote this before I saw your post lol. I guess I'm tuned in to your frequency. Starr Jones rectal exam was just the most awful imagery I could come up with :-)
posted by
CunningLinguist
on November 29, 2005 at 3:33 PM
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Oh my, that one was hysterical!! And what is it with rectal exams? Did I start a trend??
posted by
Holy_Grail
on November 29, 2005 at 3:24 PM
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Ann
it figures Santa had a side dish! Turns out he was bipolar after all, that dirty old man. Now I have to go look up pictures of her on the Internet... uh, for research purposes.
thanks for the 411, Little Orphan Annie :-)
posted by
CunningLinguist
on November 29, 2005 at 2:32 PM
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CunningLinguist,
Santarina is Santa's lady helper, dressed in his red top, which comes down to her mid-thighs. She sits on his lap when no one else is around. :)
(A)
posted by
A-and-B
on November 29, 2005 at 2:12 PM
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Ann
is that her name? Mrs. Claus has a first name? I got all the skinny on the fat man, but wasn't able to dig up that tidbit of knowledge.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on November 29, 2005 at 2:00 PM
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Great cheers. What happened to Santarina?
(A)
posted by
A-and-B
on November 29, 2005 at 1:48 PM
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Strat
I heard that. I never saw Mama kissing Santa Claus! The Misses was in the hideaway, buzzing her hide away though.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on November 29, 2005 at 11:06 AM
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Somewhere in all that is the old truism that
Santa only comes once a year, and that's down the chimney. No wonder Mrs. Claus is gettin' jiggy in toyland!
posted by
strat
on November 29, 2005 at 10:50 AM
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Jojo
creative? So you don't believe it?! Well, remember you heard it here first. ;-)
much obliged, Kind Lady.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on November 29, 2005 at 10:05 AM
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Cunning
You're so freakin' creative! Elf esteem, that's great!
posted by
jojostar
on November 29, 2005 at 9:59 AM
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