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Star Jones rectal exam!!!?
LOL!  I'm dying.  Really--I don't think I can type any more...too damn FUNNY, CL!!!  XOXO ~LB~

posted by Anony_Miss on November 29, 2005 at 6:43 PM | link to this | reply

CunningL.....You're ruining Santa for me......
But I can't stop laughing at poor Mrs. Claus having to get her jollies by battery, haha...Well, I ain't going there, Lt. Dang...There are many jokes I could tell...lol...I have been good this year...You'll probably get a lump of shit in your stocking, haha....

posted by MedusaNextDoor on November 29, 2005 at 5:54 PM | link to this | reply

Libertine
rectum?  Damn near killed 'em... one of us has ESP, because I wrote this before I saw your post lol.  I guess I'm tuned in to your frequency.  Starr Jones rectal exam was just the most awful imagery I could come up with :-)

posted by CunningLinguist on November 29, 2005 at 3:33 PM | link to this | reply

Oh my, that one was hysterical!!  And what is it with rectal exams?  Did I start a trend??

posted by Holy_Grail on November 29, 2005 at 3:24 PM | link to this | reply

Ann

it figures Santa had a side dish!  Turns out he was bipolar after all, that dirty old man.  Now I have to go look up pictures of her on the Internet... uh, for research purposes.

thanks for the 411, Little Orphan Annie :-)

posted by CunningLinguist on November 29, 2005 at 2:32 PM | link to this | reply

CunningLinguist,
Santarina is Santa's lady helper, dressed in his red top, which comes down to her mid-thighs. She sits on his lap when no one else is around. :)

(A)

posted by A-and-B on November 29, 2005 at 2:12 PM | link to this | reply

Ann
is that her name?  Mrs. Claus has a first name?  I got all the skinny on the fat man, but wasn't able to dig up that tidbit of knowledge.

posted by CunningLinguist on November 29, 2005 at 2:00 PM | link to this | reply

Great cheers. What happened to Santarina?

(A)

posted by A-and-B on November 29, 2005 at 1:48 PM | link to this | reply

Strat

I heard that.  I never saw Mama kissing Santa Claus!  The Misses was in the hideaway, buzzing her hide away though.

posted by CunningLinguist on November 29, 2005 at 11:06 AM | link to this | reply

Somewhere in all that is the old truism that
Santa only comes once a year, and that's down the chimney. No wonder Mrs. Claus is gettin' jiggy in toyland!

posted by strat on November 29, 2005 at 10:50 AM | link to this | reply

Jojo

creative?  So you don't believe it?!  Well, remember you heard it here first.  ;-)

much obliged, Kind Lady.

posted by CunningLinguist on November 29, 2005 at 10:05 AM | link to this | reply

Cunning
You're so freakin' creative! Elf esteem, that's great!

posted by jojostar on November 29, 2005 at 9:59 AM | link to this | reply