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I have locked myself out several times,
and then had neighbours help break the lock....but was always clothed!
posted by
Meringue
on November 20, 2005 at 5:08 PM
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Cunning
Hilarious, especially for someone like me who is notorious for locking herself out!!!
posted by
jojostar
on November 20, 2005 at 11:02 AM
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Yes I remember it too oh gifted one
posted by
Azur
on November 20, 2005 at 10:30 AM
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Ah, I remember this one. Classic visual.
posted by
Holy_Grail
on November 20, 2005 at 7:49 AM
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Hilarious! I needed that!
I loved how you put all that together! Great sense of humor!
posted by
SomeoneElse
on November 20, 2005 at 5:31 AM
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dang- get a pen , write a book
posted by
dryten
on November 20, 2005 at 3:58 AM
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Cunning
Nothing I could say would top this story.
posted by
BrightIrish
on November 19, 2005 at 5:43 PM
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Cunninglinguist,
Thanks for the offer, but I'm too easily scarred. I'd rather just enjoy the print version, then I can imagine it and insert my own graphics.
posted by
Blanche.
on November 19, 2005 at 11:15 AM
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Blanche
On the plus side, I'm selling the video footage on the Internet at obscene prices. Ariala's Adult Enterprise Productions Inc. :-)
thank you for your time.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on November 19, 2005 at 11:12 AM
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Cunning,
I could picture the whole scene: clothes in dishwasher, thumbtack in barefoot, you in the spotlight with a blanket on, and no keys, etc. It's a damn shame when a man can't get locked out of his own apartment naked without getting arrested. (I know it's fiction. I'm teasing).
posted by
Blanche.
on November 19, 2005 at 11:03 AM
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Tapsel
mine was an entirely made up story, but I can imagine it's no fun. almost as painful as dancing to the Spice Girls or something. Excruciating.
Thanks for reading and commenting :-)
posted by
CunningLinguist
on November 19, 2005 at 10:40 AM
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Yes, CunningLinguist, I have danced to thumbtack in bare foot. Although unlike you, I was neither naked (only my feet) or drunk. It was not fun and it was not a very graceful dance and the howling noise substitute for music was pretty pitiful.
posted by
TAPS.
on November 19, 2005 at 10:35 AM
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