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Joe, eeeew!
Even that would have grossed
me out! Blach.
posted by
SpitFire70
on November 21, 2005 at 2:47 AM
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SpitFire70
Ever have that feeling that people are listening more closely to the wall than to you?? LOL Had you not responded to hubby, and in the middle of the night while having to use the bathroom you heard an "oww!", you would have been able to tell hubby that he stubbed his toe on your ovary.
posted by
Joe_Love
on November 20, 2005 at 7:16 AM
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I know, Symph! Sir Strat rules, doesn't he?!
posted by
SpitFire70
on November 9, 2005 at 10:26 PM
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JJ, you Silly man, you. I was just about to
privately email you cause I haven't seen you around much. (I haven't been around much, either cause of this stupid back injury) but I hope you're okay. See what happens when we assume those religious people are what we think they are? You could have gotten help! Bummer. Stay safe on that ladder. er, I mean latter.
posted by
SpitFire70
on November 9, 2005 at 10:25 PM
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HAHA Sir Strat!!!!
Awesome save, there!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on November 9, 2005 at 10:22 PM
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Hey Spiffie,
I came by to say ''I wanna say hi.'' not ''I wanna stay high.'' And you're ''Oh very'' what? That isn't a complete sentence. Maybe I should have stayed high. My sandals are falling apart, and they weren't bad at all until I started going up and down the ladder a lot.
And you know what I found out? I thought those guys were Latter Day Saints, but they aren't. I was painting the house and they wanted to help--they were Ladder Day Saints. I didn't realize that until after I had asked them to move along. Now I have to do the whole fugging job myself. The dogs won't even help. They're watching TV with their Mammy. Oh HorseShit. I crashed my broom and broke the handle. How are you, anyway? 
jjf
posted by
Jack_Flash
on November 9, 2005 at 9:27 PM
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LOL.....To you...and LOL...to strats comment
posted by
_Symphony_
on November 9, 2005 at 7:58 AM
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Here's a conversation I had with my beloved the other day:
Me: "Tickle your ass with a feather?"
SHe looked at me and said, "What did you say?"
Me: "I said, uh, particularly nice weather..."
posted by
strat
on November 9, 2005 at 6:08 AM
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K, Flame, what can I clear up for you?
Basically, people MUMBLE when speaking to me! (Or is is just ME?) hehe Not sure.
posted by
SpitFire70
on November 9, 2005 at 2:26 AM
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Great post. However, there are some details that I must be honest to say I did not quite understand some words.
posted by
Flame-thrower
on November 9, 2005 at 12:48 AM
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Sorry I grossed you out, Mystic. But it was true!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on November 8, 2005 at 11:46 PM
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BC, that's the worst when you hear someone singing the wrong lyrics
to a song!! Then the question is do you correct them or not?
posted by
SpitFire70
on November 8, 2005 at 11:45 PM
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Ariala, chlorine? Hmmm...
Wouldn't that make it turn white? How 'bout Formaldehyde? Yeah, I think that may work better. We'll see. As long as someone finds it, like, rolling down the hallway er sumptin. Hope noboday steps on it or the dogs don't get a hold of it, though.
posted by
SpitFire70
on November 8, 2005 at 11:44 PM
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Ewwwww!
posted by
fwmystic
on November 8, 2005 at 8:22 PM
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this reminds me of all the song lyrics that get sung wrong. One guy in
my office was singing "It's Raining Men" one day. I had to stop and ask him WHY for the love of God was he singing that?? I mean, he's not gay. He looked at me like I had three heads. He didn't understand what was wrong with it. He thought the lyrics were "It's raining, Then, hallalujah."
posted by
-blackcat
on November 8, 2005 at 6:46 PM
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These can make for giggle sessions at times...you might want to
soak your ovary in clorine before reinserting it.
posted by
Ariala
on November 8, 2005 at 6:40 PM
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