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With this respiratory infection he needs urgent treatment
posted by
adventurer02
on July 13, 2015 at 1:10 AM
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Look, I know you’re trying to be funny, but . . .
I have a friend who has the Bird/Avian Flu. You can create all the funny-ha-ha characters you want, but there’s not a lot to laugh about when someone you love is coughing up feathers and quills and shit. Have you ever watched someone you love slowly choke to death on feathers sprouting in their lungs, esophagus and mouth? I suspect not. Asphyxiation is not funny, and neither is Avian Flu.
Please be more considerate of others with your tacky blog.
posted by
ScBoates
on October 29, 2005 at 7:40 AM
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Memo: The Bore Man; Re: Boogers =/= ‘Satire’
Dear Bore Man,
I read a David Sedaris essay about a big turd in the toilet at this party he visited, and he was really afraid that those who stood in line behind him for access to the bathroom would think the unflushable, unwelcome, massive guest was his own. That was pretty funny. He finally (OMG!!!) picked it up and dropped it out the window.
But your ‘Big Bird’s boogers’ thing is, well, an elaborate script with many complex issues.
Dig?
Have you considered giving awards to other blogs as a means of drawing readers? Maybe drawing funny pictures (OMG!!!) of other bloggers? Or listing other bloggers in say, hmm, alphabetical order?
Have you maybe considered AmWay or Pre-Paid Legal? Maybe a Municipal Court appointment? You might reconsider the acting thing. Or – hey!! – maybe add a California Bar license!!
Any way. Just some things to think about.
All the best, Napoleon Dynamite
P.S. Bring back Molly Ivins!!
posted by
ScBoates
on October 26, 2005 at 6:43 PM
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