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Reni, wait, it's illegal to kennel kids?
Ooops. My bad.
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 22, 2005 at 4:36 PM
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Hey I have three kids... Believe me, if it were legal, I'd NEVER forget to
kennel them! lol
posted by
Renigade
on October 21, 2005 at 8:51 PM
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curator, I do love her....even when I wanna strangle her!
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 17, 2005 at 10:01 PM
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Oh. My.
That's pretty bad. But puppies, I mean, you can't help but love 'em anyway.
posted by
curator
on October 16, 2005 at 6:07 PM
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Layla,
Cats. Anything that moves is fair game to them, isn't it? One of my cats at work, Tommy Boy is very distructive. In fact, he's probably the weirdest yet coolest cat I've ever met. He gets chased around by invisible monsters n' stuff. He talks a LOT, too.
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 15, 2005 at 4:12 PM
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As I sit here BLOGGING today...
my mom's CAT keeps trying to type a note on the computer keyboard AND KISS me every chance he gets. Yes, KISS me. He's quite affectionate...AND he likes to play with the mouse! Seriously! Cat and mouse!!! ~LB~ xoxo
posted by
Anony_Miss
on October 15, 2005 at 3:18 PM
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Symph,
It is silver! (Ya just can't tell by the lighting in the pic.) Oh, and I assume yours has an intact antena and doesn't have a big ol bite mark out of it!
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 14, 2005 at 4:38 PM
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oooh bad dog...bad dog...did you give time out?
I have the exact phone as that.....except it is silver......coooooool
posted by
_Symphony_
on October 14, 2005 at 12:08 PM
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Libertine,
Kitty Lippers is getting a bit better, but, well, I don't really wanna say much more out loud. I'm not supersticious or anything, but daayyammm, she's got a pact with the devil, I think!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 14, 2005 at 12:09 AM
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Wow, I really was lucky when Charlie was a pup!! He never did anything remotely that bad. Oh well, he gives me hell now, so it evens out.
posted by
Holy_Grail
on October 13, 2005 at 6:38 PM
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JJ,
That's okay. I don't want a bunch of junk in my house. We've just made new improvements and I don't want to ruin it now!
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 13, 2005 at 12:47 PM
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Spiffy,
The couch? That can be a problem. I forgot about those. Build a little redwood shack around it with a front door that lifts up so people can use it
? In that area I often resort to junker couches from Salvation Army or Goodwill or, best of all, St. Vincent de Paul. When they get torn up, take the nice wood out of them, junk the rest, and get another.
Also, you can get junk stuff or firewood or something (wood from old couches? ) to pile onto a couch while you're not around. Maybe you could build a corral in the back yard (with wood from old couches) to herd the mischief makers into. I don't know!! Don't listen to my advice unless you like to be weird. That's what I am. You just have to develop a ''weird is kewl'' attitude. That annoys people, but annoying is a good way to find out who the nice people are.
Who knows? Be creative, and don't listen to salesmen! 
jj
posted by
Jack_Flash
on October 13, 2005 at 3:57 AM
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Feel lucky for that Mia!
I can't wait til puppyhood is over!
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 11, 2005 at 6:00 PM
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JJ,
Actually, KL loves the water bottles and squishes them herself. Then, she uses it as a skateboard. As far as my phone and other eaten items, I do keep them away from her. The house is puppy-proofed, but on occasion, she still gets to the important stuff. Now, where can I put the couch so she can't eat it?
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 11, 2005 at 5:59 PM
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SpitFire70
Oh, no. Glad my pets only eat plants, bugs, and tissues....lol!
posted by
MiaElla
on October 11, 2005 at 8:15 AM
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Spiff,
Try some substitute chewies. I've always had pretty good luck with plastic bottles. They especially like the two liter jobs. Sometimes you can give them one that isn't stepped on to make it flat, but I think they like the flattened ones a little better. Whatever it is, make sure it's noisy. They love to chomp on those, and the noisier the better. It can end up being a bit of a mess, but that's not nearly as bad as expensive stuff all wrecked up.
You need some training too, I might add. If you don't want something chewed up, put it where they can't get it. That never fails to work, especially important in tough times. jj
posted by
Jack_Flash
on October 11, 2005 at 2:24 AM
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