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Factor,
I don't have many spells that call for stuff like that unless I'm using an older Book of Shadows or something from New Orleans. I have a really kewl old spell book handed down to me that calls for some whacky stuff. I do happen to have a bottle of chicken feathers, though. I needed them a few years ago for a spell I did to make a neighbor move away. I felt kinda silly running down my street at midnight in a black robe holding a bottle of chicken feathers. Those are times one must work quickly. hehe
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 6, 2005 at 2:20 PM
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Yes, Temple. I know.
I was kidding.
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 6, 2005 at 2:17 PM
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Aw, thanks Justsouno!
I know they're really chicken breast meat shaped into strips, but why "fingers?" Yes, it's chicken meat, but chickens don't have fingers. I'm confused.
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 6, 2005 at 2:16 PM
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JJ,
I can x-ray stuff at work, but would I really want to take the time to? I dunno. Maybe.
Oh, and those brass ring things on their necks? Eeew.
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 6, 2005 at 2:15 PM
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Yuck. I am glad it's not close to dinner time.
They sell some of the grossest things. I can't imagine who eats them. Alright I don't WANT to imagine. Hey you're the witch. Aren't you supposed to use things like pigs tails and chicken beaks? 
posted by
FactorFiction
on October 6, 2005 at 12:27 PM
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I was talking about the chicken fingers and the rest of the gross stuff
mentioned on this page. Duh.
posted by
Temple
on October 6, 2005 at 4:21 AM
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Spitfire, child
You have one of the most creative minds I know. On here you don't get into the whacked out arguments that I do and you make some of the greatest points. I do, however, happen to know who and personally know the man who named the 'Chicken Finger'. I will get the information together and post it. It was strips of chicken breast only. He happens to be from our town. LOL Really cool old man. He was wealthy already I guess, but he added a few nickles off the chicken fingers. LOL You go on rattle the cages little girl. BB
posted by
Justi
on October 6, 2005 at 1:32 AM
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spiffy,
Did you ever think about going to an Afro store and getting one of those Ubangi neck collars that's made out of brass rings? They stretch their necks all out of proportion with those, so you know it's got to be good for periodic neck traction needs. And talk about good lookin'!
jj
posted by
Jack_Flash
on October 6, 2005 at 12:50 AM
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spiffy,
Just get a bunch of stuff from the meat counter and x-ray it. Everybody at Blogit would want to see the x-rays. I wish the woman who xeroxxed her ass was a blogger here. Remember what big news that was? You could x-ray thru waxed paper and put the whole bunch of stuff in one shot. If I took a bag of stuff to ER, do you suppose they would let me x-ray it? I might even get that event covered by TV news. All of the networks would be calling me up to buy my post for their website. I could become an Idle Rich. Or is that Idol Rich? Hunh....
jj
posted by
Jack_Flash
on October 6, 2005 at 12:44 AM
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Temple,
Chicken lips don't contain meat. Duh.
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 5, 2005 at 11:50 PM
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LittleMsP,
Must be an American thang. Be more thankful for
that!
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 5, 2005 at 11:49 PM
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Strat,
I get it, but how can something be made from an asshole? I mean, it
is a hole, right? hehe
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 5, 2005 at 11:48 PM
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JJ, JFC, please don't fed ex any goods to me.
And, well, no, I don't see enough chickens to be able to x-ray them from top to bottom. Sowwy.
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 5, 2005 at 11:43 PM
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sooooo many reasons I don't eat meat...
blech.
posted by
Temple
on October 5, 2005 at 6:29 PM
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what the hell was a chicken lip???????
never ever heard of them before...glad of that....I think
posted by
littlemspickles
on October 5, 2005 at 5:17 PM
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Everytime I think of things like this,
I am reminded of that movie with John Candy, "The Great OUtdoors." The little racoons are going through the garbage and one of them finds a pack of hotdogs. His little coon friend says, "Be careful with those -- you know they're made from lips and assholes!"
Chicken fingers, methinks, are probably made of similar parts of the chicken.
posted by
strat
on October 5, 2005 at 8:03 AM
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JJ,
Btw, I did get your 
and will get back to you ASAP. I had to print it out due to my injury. I can't sit at the 'puter for too long, ya know. I'll read it at work tomorrow. Oh, and yeah, I could do an X-ray of a chicken, but I just don't see enough of them as patients. 
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 5, 2005 at 2:15 AM
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Spiff,
You work for a vet. Can you run a chicken wing, top up & bottom up, through the x-ray machine? You could scan it and post it so I could get a close look at it.
In all factuality...... JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on October 5, 2005 at 1:47 AM
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Spiffy,
Thanks for reminding me about food delights. I think I have just enough time to get to the neighborhood pub and pick up some Pickled Pig's Feet. I know they still have some around because they had a clear-glass, gallon jar of them five or six years ago. Pickled Pig's Feet are a slow mover, so I'm sure they're still there. If someone stole them I can go by the Mexican deli for a zip-lok of pickled tripe strips. In fact, that would be best. I can get a baggy of slime-packed Nopales strips in the same trip. Those are made from strips of prime prickly pear cactus pads. The slime they come in has the exact consistency of clear snot. Can you eat thru chicken lips?
Chickens don't have fingers. In the strict skeletal structure reference, those are toes. Pterodactyls have fingers on their tiny wing hands. I'll have to get an x-ray of a chicken wing to see if they have some kind of vestigial hands with fingers.
Want me to Fed Ex some goodies your way? luv... jj ()
posted by
Jack_Flash
on October 5, 2005 at 12:56 AM
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