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lovelyladymonk, OOOOOOHH!
I gotcha. Yowza!!!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 4, 2005 at 6:25 PM
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OMG, Spitfire!!!!!! That must've hurt like an holy bitch!!!!!!!!! I had that same thing happen to me once...Well, not quite in the same way...I was shaving with NAIR and well, you know........
posted by
lovelyladymonk
on October 4, 2005 at 3:47 PM
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LittleMsP,
Yeah, but that was yesterday!!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 4, 2005 at 12:39 AM
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LOL - poor you!!!!
And you said you needed ideas for writing!!!!!
posted by
littlemspickles
on October 4, 2005 at 12:37 AM
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Sure, sure, Offbeats! I know.
Your ass IS laughing with me AND at me!! I know you!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 3, 2005 at 10:14 PM
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Spiffy
You poor woman...Good God, the things you do to yourself (are we related)???? I knew better than to read this post last night this time, I should have read it earlier, you know what condition you have put my stomach into...I am sorry, but I can't stop laughing ( M turned you into one hot woman) ...sorry ... ya poor thing! Omg......I am laughing with you, not at you, you know that don't ya???
posted by
Offy
on October 3, 2005 at 9:57 PM
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Rach,
How the hell do you remember that? Well, I guess the pain was enough to leave a strong imprint, huh? Yeeks.
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 3, 2005 at 9:36 PM
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Sweet Jesus, Strat Baby!!!!
So, you have, in a way, "felt my pain." Let's both try to be more careful in the future, huh?
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 3, 2005 at 9:35 PM
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Hope not either Marshall!
It wasn't a pleasant experience!
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 3, 2005 at 9:33 PM
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Yikes!
I had a similar experience with green chile when I was just four or five. I had helped my mom peel green chile's for dinner and then went to the bathroom like a typical little kid and ended up getting some chile down there. I think I cried for about an hour it burned soooooooooo bad!
posted by
RachelAnna
on October 3, 2005 at 9:55 AM
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Aaaaaaaaaaghhhhh!!!!!!!!!
I feel your pain. I once was chopping fresh habanero peppers for some horrifying culinary experiment. Lots of beer drinking was involved and eventually, the beer recycles. So anyway, I take a wee wee break, and forget to wash hands, and next thing I know, I've napalmed Little Elvis.
As Brando said,"The horror...the horror..."
I like to think I never screamed, although I understand the workers at the local textile mill knocked off work early that day because they thought they heard the shriek of the quitting whistle.
posted by
strat
on October 3, 2005 at 9:18 AM
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wow...
that was scary lol hope this never happens to me!
posted by
Marshallengraved
on October 2, 2005 at 10:00 PM
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blackcat,
Who are you kidding? You're enjoying laughing at my pain!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 2, 2005 at 6:19 PM
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maggie,
It would have been a bit embarrassing, though!
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 2, 2005 at 6:19 PM
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Jojo,
Holy crap. I wouldn't wish that pain on my worst enemy!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 2, 2005 at 6:18 PM
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Queenofalot HAS FELT MY PAIN!!
See? Was I exaggerating about it being the Beast himself? Yow!
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 2, 2005 at 6:17 PM
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I sure don't Layla! But, I saved it!
WHEW!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 2, 2005 at 6:15 PM
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T,
Thank you for throwing that
disgusting word into my tragic experience.
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 2, 2005 at 6:14 PM
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mystic,
Yeah, if that were the case, he'd be a dead M!!!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 2, 2005 at 6:13 PM
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OMG.... I'm so sorry to laugh at your pain.... yeeeeow... LOL
posted by
-blackcat
on October 2, 2005 at 5:52 PM
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Ouchie, Ouchie! Spitfire! Oh, you poor girl!
Call the fire department! 
posted by
MaggieMae
on October 2, 2005 at 4:45 PM
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Lol! Spitfire
Ouch! I can imagine that would be pretty painful
posted by
jojostar
on October 2, 2005 at 4:32 PM
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Tooo funny
and I know it's not funny when its happening to you...but I gotta chuckle cuz it happened to you this time and not me! Yep, swear to Gawd...went to some holostic healer back in the early 90's he gave me some stuff to rub on my tummy but prefaced it by saying, 'wash your hands immediately afterwards.'...well I was on my way to the bathroom, I went to the bathroom and of course was goinna wash my hands directly after....didn't make it... the burning, fire hot sh~t got on the tissue and I swear I ran from one end of his office to the other screaming, 'dear Gawd, someone help me.' It was scary then....and I don't think I ever used the damn stuff again! But I do remember luv.
posted by
ALWAYSALOVER
on October 2, 2005 at 4:29 PM
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Lord have mercy!!!
You did the right thing! You don't want your business to catch fire, by all means!!! ~LB~ xo
posted by
Anony_Miss
on October 2, 2005 at 4:25 PM
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OMG
You never told me this. Now I know you're desperate for some Blogit cash when you bring the coochie into it. I know you love that word. :)
posted by
Temple
on October 2, 2005 at 4:10 PM
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That M is such a prankster!
posted by
fwmystic
on October 2, 2005 at 1:55 PM
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