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I think this says it fairly well..
They buy you dinner, open your door.
Other then that, what are they good for?
Men! I'm talkin' 'bout men.
They all want a girl just like the girl,
That married dear old dad: they make me so mad.
Men! I'm talkin' 'bout men.
Well, you can't beat 'em up 'cause they're bigger then you.
You can't live with 'em and you just can't shoot 'em.
Men! I'm talkin' 'bout men.
They love their toys; they make their noise.
They're nothing but a bunch of overgrown boys.
Men! I'm talking 'bout men.
If you give 'em what they want, they never fall in love.
Don't give 'em nothin' they can't get enough:
Men! I'm talking 'bout men.
Well, you can't beat 'em up 'cause they're bigger then you.
You can't live with 'em and you just can't shoot 'em.
Men! I'm talkin' 'bout men.
In the beginning they always aim to please.
They serve a purpose; they fill a need.
They ensure survival of the species.
They take you for a ride, run of gas.
Most of the time they're a pain in the a-a yeah, yeah.
Men! I'm talkin' 'bout men.
Well, you can't beat 'em up 'cause they're bigger then you.
You can't live with 'em and you just can't shoot 'em.
Men! I'm talkin' 'bout men.
Silver tongue devils.
Well, they're lying through their teeth.
Saying anything,
Just to sweep you off your feet.
Ooh yeah, men! talkin' 'bout men.
Mere mortal men.
Men - The Forester Sisters
posted by
AlienInsomniac
on September 29, 2005 at 11:09 PM
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MiaBella Men have confounded me throughout my life
I guess if I were male that would not be true. Being that I am female, I have probably confonded the heck out of many a man. I've heard it said that men are stupid and women are crazy. And it is the stupidity of men that drive women crazy. Life!!! Can't live with it, can't live without it...lol (((mia)))
posted by
mysteria
on September 29, 2005 at 9:02 AM
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See, as soon as he realises that others desire you, his desire grows. Men are weird!
posted by
Ca88andra
on September 28, 2005 at 9:29 PM
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I know all about cake men. Boy, do I!!
posted by
Holy_Grail
on September 28, 2005 at 4:07 PM
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MiaElla
Good for you...It is so true that once in a relationship, people show up everywhere. I think that's great that you called his bluff like that. Way to go!!!!!!!!!
posted by
LifeByLisa
on September 28, 2005 at 2:44 PM
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Miaella
everybody wants what they don't have for some odd reason...go figure.
but when they don't have you anymore then they suddenly want you back...
posted by
cosy
on September 28, 2005 at 11:10 AM
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Quirkyalone
Um...oops....I left that part out....he said, "And I do want you."
posted by
MiaElla
on September 28, 2005 at 11:10 AM
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If I were you, I would find it interesting that he didn't comment on the second half of your sentence, that the one who has you doesn't want you. Don't you wonder about why he jumped onto the first part but ignored the second??
posted by
Julia.
on September 28, 2005 at 11:05 AM
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LOLOLOL!!!!
Serves him right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by
Bel_
on September 28, 2005 at 10:56 AM
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Miaella...I don't like to eat cake.
I guess for girls the appropriate catch phrase would be...
"Gals want to have their sausage and eat it, too." OR
"Gals want to have their beef patty and eat it, too." OR
"Gals want to have their creamy latte and drink it, too." OR
UNITE WITH ME...STAND AND UNITE AGAINST THE CAKE-MEISTERS.
posted by
Masky
on September 28, 2005 at 10:25 AM
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youre worth eating too.
posted by
scriber
on September 28, 2005 at 10:13 AM
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IF
I'm the cake...well hell...I'd better be eaten!!!!!!!
posted by
ALWAYSALOVER
on September 28, 2005 at 10:10 AM
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Why don't you buy him a copy of
10 Stupid Things Men Do To Mess Up Their Lives by Dr. Laura Schlessinger?
My Message to Riel:
Dude:
You've got this beautiful girl who wants to be with you and you
think you might want to date other people?
Hello
Riel?
WTF?
That's like sitting in a classy restaurant in front of a plate with a Filet on it and
thinking you might want to go over to McDonald's.
Your
thinker's f-ed up!
Go back to the table before someone else, who knows how to savor a good steak, takes your seat.
Robin Williams was right.
God gives us guys a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time.
posted by
AlienInsomniac
on September 28, 2005 at 8:52 AM
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Mia,
the things on my mind when I read this blog! Like...."What is wrong with men...ugh...they don't know what they want" There are probably a lot of other things I could add, but I'll leave it.
I will really miss reading your blogs. I don't think I will have the time to come by after today, but I'm sure we'll keep in touch.
Ciao.
posted by
poeticspoken
on September 28, 2005 at 8:06 AM
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MiaElla
I had this same experience with a boyfriend once. The minute he thought I was the least bit interested in dating someone else, he decided he wanted to be exclusive and he brought me flowers too! I never even said I wanted to date others, he just assumed that was what I was thinking. Men can be so wierd!
posted by
jojostar
on September 28, 2005 at 7:49 AM
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scriber
haha...well good for you...must be some pretty good cake
posted by
MiaElla
on September 28, 2005 at 7:24 AM
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I like to eat the cake I got.
posted by
scriber
on September 28, 2005 at 7:22 AM
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JimsonWeed
Ah....((Blush))
posted by
MiaElla
on September 28, 2005 at 7:14 AM
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Masky
What really sucks is (happens to me every damn time) as soon as they test the waters and start dating again, they always come back crying to me "as if" I'd take them back....shrugs....well at least women can keep a united front on this issue.
posted by
MiaElla
on September 28, 2005 at 7:09 AM
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That's how it goes I think!
I still think you are a hottie!
posted by
SomeoneElse
on September 28, 2005 at 7:09 AM
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Hammock_Noweilz
Yeah, I never understood that saying either. Maybe it should read, "Men want their cake, but want to eat someone else's cake too." That at least makes more sense....lol.
posted by
MiaElla
on September 28, 2005 at 7:07 AM
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Miaella...maybe he see you as the icing, right now. You know...the icing
left on the cardboard...it's still waiting there to be tasted; crispy on the outside but still soft on the inside?
I've been there myself, friend. I feel your pain - 
posted by
Masky
on September 28, 2005 at 7:05 AM
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I never understood that saying, if its your cake, why can't you eat it?
Also, its the thrill of the chase...wait til your married. Your solid gold then...Fiyah!
posted by
Hammock_Noweilz
on September 28, 2005 at 7:05 AM
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