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posted by
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on October 2, 2005 at 9:24 AM
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posted by
Dennison..Mann
on September 29, 2005 at 8:20 AM
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chris2303.....I think what you propose sounds perfectly reasonable
posted by
Rosi
on September 28, 2005 at 4:56 AM
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Just do what we do in the south...keep em out for a few days,
prop em up at the dinner table on last time... (unless it's a head wound and your eating roast....) and then after the pain of their passing has subsided....throw em in the back of the truck, find you a good field (a corn field would be nice) and toss them to the side. Now, hound dogs are pretty bad, but they usually don't drag them back to your house. Unless it's a head wound... then they can't help it.
posted by
Kiddo75
on September 27, 2005 at 9:23 PM
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Chris
You are one crazy man. Do you think she would make good chocolate? Did she happen to have STD?
posted by
Offy
on September 23, 2005 at 7:22 AM
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Could You bring...
...the corpse to Exel tomorrow? We could prop her up on the stand, maybe attach some string from her jaw to a pedal so that one of my staff could make her mouth flap at appropriate times, while we go out and partake of the finest grass and ale that the Docklands has to offer!
Well, it's one idea.
Pipe?
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posted by
DamonLeigh
on September 23, 2005 at 4:25 AM
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eeeeeewwwwwwwwww
posted by
_Symphony_
on September 22, 2005 at 10:11 AM
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shades of Oscar Wilde...you must be from Folkstone.
posted by
blair_grattan
on September 21, 2005 at 11:52 PM
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LOL... that is so twisted.
posted by
-blackcat
on September 21, 2005 at 6:13 PM
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If you can freeze the carcass.....
....we can keep it in the cryochamber hear at the Center. This may come in handy for those post-matricide sexual urges you'll need to deal with.
Otherwise, can you keep her warm for a day or two? I can't get there much quicker than that.
posted by
mark2556
on September 21, 2005 at 2:13 PM
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I could stew it with some corn...
posted by
Renigade
on September 21, 2005 at 12:24 PM
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Chris, this is truly a step in the right direction. Send the carcass and I
will make granola.
posted by
Ariala
on September 21, 2005 at 11:16 AM
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