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Word, it's halarious to you cause YOU weren't here!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 19, 2005 at 1:26 AM
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A spider raising his eyebrow is just hilarious.
posted by
word.smith
on September 18, 2005 at 4:09 PM
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Well, thanks faith4u! Glad you enjoyed it.
Like I told Koriani in my recent comments to part 2 of this post, I really don't kill all of them. But, yeah, I am kinda scaywed of certain bugs. Can't help it.
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 18, 2005 at 3:03 PM
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homegirl, ya know, those repellent outlet thingies really
don't work. I saw it on one of those debunking gadget science shows. However, having a big ol' can of Raid around is a must.
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 18, 2005 at 2:59 PM
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You are so creative!
This is so funny!! You really are not terrified of bugs are you? Your way of wording is great,watch out behind you!! Ha,ha!!! faith4u
posted by
faith4u
on September 18, 2005 at 7:30 AM
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HOLY CRAP!
I'd sure as heck move out!
get a bug bomb and repellant outlet thingies.
posted by
homegirl
on September 17, 2005 at 6:45 PM
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Temple, now now, you can't blame me and my spider stories
for you looking for a freak walking through the complex, mm-k?
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 17, 2005 at 4:26 PM
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Temple,
No, you're right. I didn't tell them about THE POWDER.
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 17, 2005 at 4:25 PM
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I agree with Schatz MAN.
After Avant's comment, stop fucking writing about spiders DAMMIT. ::: looking around like Brad Pitt in 12 Monkeys :::: FUCK. FUCK. Any spider? WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? AHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tHAT AIN'T RIGHT!!!! I need booze. You are forboden off of this topic if I have ONE nightmare or look like a freak walking around my complex.
And Schaz has black widows!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
posted by
Temple
on September 17, 2005 at 2:17 AM
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Now now, you know he's dead.
You didn't tell them about the .....duh duh duhhhhnnnn.....THE POWDER.
posted by
Temple
on September 17, 2005 at 2:12 AM
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
posted by
Schatz
on September 17, 2005 at 1:27 AM
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Oh, great Avant!! Whaddya tryin' to do to me??
Now I might have to sleep with TWO eyes open! Dang, man!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 16, 2005 at 4:43 PM
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Temple, what libelous talk? It's true!
I meant you wouldn't let me go to sleep with him still running around in the living room. But, yeah, we did have to defend the hounds. (Even though I eventually gave up and went to sleep.) I haven't seen him since that night. He's probably hiding out and waiting for the right moment to strike again. The bastard.
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 16, 2005 at 4:42 PM
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spitfire
i made a run about a month ago. a woman was lying on a mattress, her neck swollen like a balloon. she said a big, brown, furry spider with black markings got on her neck. her friend noticed it. she said she thought it was a mosquito. then she tried to brush it off. it bit her three times! she said it felt like wasp stings. when we found her, she had blurred vision, fever, throwing up, and abdominal pain. the doctors at the hospital said it wasn't poisonous, but that any spider bite like that could have that effect. that was scary!
posted by
avant-garde
on September 16, 2005 at 2:17 PM
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Timmy's right, I think you even eat like seven spiders while you sleep...
...in your life time. Nice. And, hey, stop this libelous talk....I wouldn't let you run....ever time that little motherfucker poked his middlefinger....middle?....out from underneath that couch you dropped the phone and ran to get his ass! Plus he was underneath the dog couch and we had to defend the babies. :)
posted by
Temple
on September 16, 2005 at 3:34 AM
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Timmy, STOP IT!!
Whadya tryin' to do to me here??
Yick!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 15, 2005 at 10:39 PM
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spitfire
You would be suprised to find out how many you eat while you sleep
posted by
TIMMYTALES
on September 15, 2005 at 9:55 PM
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Timmy, I know, but I've eaten flies and gnats many times but
spiders? No friggin way. Not even dipped in chocolate.
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 15, 2005 at 9:47 PM
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spitfire
It's Reni who likes to eat bugs!!
posted by
TIMMYTALES
on September 15, 2005 at 9:45 PM
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Oh, Timmy. K, you go first. Come over, find him, and
you're welcome to him.
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 15, 2005 at 9:44 PM
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spitfire
If you could douse him in chocolate somehow......could be some good eats!!
posted by
TIMMYTALES
on September 15, 2005 at 8:39 PM
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Rach, I tried to run but Temple wouldn't let me.
Besides, once he flipped me off, Little Spitfire emerged and I couldn't just let him get away with that.
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 15, 2005 at 8:22 PM
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Rabbit, can I disappear into your rabbit hole, too? Cause
I never found him. I think he's stalking me now.
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 15, 2005 at 8:20 PM
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Strat, good advice, but I'd probably end up burning the house down.
Trust me. Besides, if I did burn it down the insect community would laugh their asses off at me. I'm already on their hit list.
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 15, 2005 at 8:19 PM
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Offbeats, I don't think he mentioned any of the nephews, but
he did mention the siblings in mourning. Probably just a ploy to guilt me.
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 15, 2005 at 8:18 PM
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SilverMoon, I haven't found him yet!
Scary. I'm gonna check yours out!
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 15, 2005 at 8:13 PM
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OMG!
I would have run screaming! I hate spiders!
posted by
RachelAnna
on September 15, 2005 at 12:27 PM
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>8-O AAAAAGH!! Temple was RIGHT!!! You SHOULDN'T have TALKED to him!!
OMG! The pictures!! I can't stand it!! (disappearng into rabbit hole)
posted by
wiserabbit
on September 15, 2005 at 11:39 AM
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Holy shit! That thing's the size of dungeness crab!
I wouldn't waste time with a blunt object on this one. Go for the heavy artillery -- can of Lysol and Bic lighter napalm. It's the onnly way to be sure -- and you can leave his fried ass out as a warning to all others.
Good luck, Young Miss.
posted by
strat
on September 15, 2005 at 5:56 AM
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Spffy
What an ugly fella! To be the talk of the town is one thing, but to be the talk of the bushes is quite another. You know they never get the facts straight out there and by the time it reaches kin folk, you can easily become a mass murdereer.Obviously this is what has happened in this case! Did Uncle happen to mention any of the nephews??
posted by
Offy
on September 15, 2005 at 12:13 AM
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Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Looks likes we're suffering the same problem. I've got pics, too. Come take a look. Hope you find him, quick!
posted by
SilverMoon7
on September 15, 2005 at 12:00 AM
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