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Sass,
Just use my suggestions!
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 29, 2005 at 12:16 AM
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This is interesting
I hat the doggie issue, in fact this one just happened to me a few days ago. Its embarrassing, but whatcha gonna do?
posted by
Sherri_G
on September 28, 2005 at 9:11 AM
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AJ, eeew! "Neck stump" is really icky sounding!!
Thanks for the 3 stars. I am grateful to all vets and currently serving our country.
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 21, 2005 at 10:36 PM
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Sometimes during "that time" (which, for me, happens to be right now)...
...I take on this nice steak odor that would appeal to just about any dog. Other times, I could lure fish-loving cats.
The day before yesterday, my "down there" must have been auditioning to play the part of Marie Antoinette's neck stump right after the blade hit!
About the shoe problem...try wearing sneakers (though I can personally tell you that this isn't a 100% guarantee against slips, slides, and tumbles)!
Cheers!
AJ 
Three Stars
will take you
to
Three Slices-Of-Life
written
in honor of those brave people
who serve/have served
in the armed forces
in wartime.
posted by
Ainsley_Jo_Phillips
on September 21, 2005 at 9:14 PM
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I'm dizzy. I can't read anymore.
Go like, comment on the ONE blog I have (besides teeny poems) that I posted in more than a week ago. Ya big hooch.
posted by
Temple
on September 17, 2005 at 2:24 AM
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Factor, why, yes, it certainly is.
It's not good to ever hit a dog, but a dawg is okay. hehe (kidding Marky!)
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 16, 2005 at 4:45 PM
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LOL
But I have to ask, I assume it is more acceptable to rap Mark on the nose than to rap a dog on the nose?
posted by
FactorFiction
on September 16, 2005 at 7:21 AM
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JJ, you do seem much more lucid now.
Me happy bout 'dat.
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 15, 2005 at 11:37 PM
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Spiffy,
That was supposed to be a normal-sized comment, but somehow the whole commenting machine went out of control. What looked right in one place didn't look right in the other. I haven't a clue what the damned thing was doing--it just went out of control. You know how these Blugging editors are. One minute ev erything seems fine, then you save and look, and OMFGIH!! Look what that fugging thing did!! I got to get back in and fix that mess! Well, sometimes that works with a post, unless the whole thing mysteriously disappears, but once you slam a comment down that's all screwed up, you's just plain SOL.
Well, thanks for the post. I liked it, but I have to go back and re-read at a more lucid moment.
lv 
jj ......(I remember you, even when my mind is at the bottom of the dung truck.)
posted by
Jack_Flash
on September 15, 2005 at 11:23 PM
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Thanks, Lizzy! Glad ya thought so!
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 14, 2005 at 12:20 AM
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Mark, geez. They can at least call you "a bitch" er sump'in.
That's the proper term, I think.
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 14, 2005 at 12:19 AM
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LOL...
That was hilarious!!
posted by
Narek
on September 13, 2005 at 10:17 AM
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I get the "push away" treatment all the time ~
~ But they never call me "doggie". Typically, it's more like, "What the fuck are you doing down there?!? POLICE!!!".
Same basic results, though.
posted by
mark2556
on September 13, 2005 at 3:19 AM
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JJ, Hun, none of your comments are really "normal." But,
that's okay. I understand you. I think.
Oh, and btw,
why such a small comment? Or are my eyes deceiving me?
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 13, 2005 at 12:51 AM
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spiffy,
It was an interesting blog, I think. I don't know. I don't think I'm qualified to say right now. I'm just hosing the place with a few comments so that everyone won't think that I slipped on a Blog Pie and fell through a hole into infinity. WTF, tomorrow is another day...isn't it?
Is this a normal comment? jj
posted by
Jack_Flash
on September 12, 2005 at 10:58 PM
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