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Good for her, Strat!!
I think you included that in one of your posts a while back. Awesome!
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 4, 2005 at 3:47 PM
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ROFLMAO, Young Miss!
It's like Jeff Foxworthy said, "If you think waggling tongue gestures really turn a woman on, you might be a redneck."
One of my favorite lines came from a girl I met a couple months ago. We were talking at a gig and some idiot came up and first, sinned egregiously by interrupting yours truly in the middle of a conversation. But she beat me to the punch. She just looked at this idiot and said, "You wanna get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!"
I died laughing and he slunk away, simian tail between bowlegs, dim confusion registering in the beady little eyes set in that gently sloping forehead.
posted by
strat
on September 4, 2005 at 9:49 AM
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Spiffy,
Well, I wasn't thinking about it in exactly the same way, but three shouldn't be a really big problem, if you think about it.
posted by
Jack_Flash
on September 4, 2005 at 12:19 AM
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JJ, sorry I didn't inform you of this.
However, 3 guys at once would have been a challenge. Even for me.
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 3, 2005 at 4:09 PM
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spiff,
A slight revision of the post? Was it two different guys? How come I never hear about stuff like this in advance? I could have made it to Florida. C'mon, send an email or something. This kind of miss out really gets me upset. I wouldn't have even had to wait through the New Orleans stopover. Crap. Oh well, maybe if I think about it a lot before I go to sleep....
jj
posted by
Jack_Flash
on September 3, 2005 at 12:29 AM
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