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It's a date, benzinha!!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 10, 2005 at 3:03 PM
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spit, let's strangle our puppies together, to have the strength to do it...
I could have written this post. I did write this post, I'm sure!!!
posted by
benzinha
on September 9, 2005 at 10:15 PM
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Symph, I love her very much, but holy crap!
Sometimes she makes my blood boil!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 31, 2005 at 9:03 PM
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ooooh puppies are a pain....LOL
I always remember my staff....chewing and eating everything....nearly had no home left.....good luck
posted by
_Symphony_
on August 31, 2005 at 3:45 AM
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katray, um, yeah. I can totally relate about the consumtion of
everything and anything. My goodness, there is nothing she hasn't tried to eat!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 30, 2005 at 9:40 PM
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Lol Spitfire, did somebody tell her she had bad breath??
My father bred and sold poodles when I was growing up and my room was always under attack and ravaged by tiny pups; usually just my room for some strange reason. The classic "The dogs ate my homework" line was true in my case, hehe. Not to mention my socks, shoes, underwear..okay, tmi. 
Glad she's surviving and thriving - she is such a cutie.
posted by
Katray2
on August 30, 2005 at 8:31 PM
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JJ, Me? Eat stuff I'm not supposed to? Does that include insects?
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 30, 2005 at 8:12 PM
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Temple, gotta love the TP decorations.
Stonci once took an actual bite out of a roll of TP. Looked like how an apple looks with one big bite out of it.
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 30, 2005 at 8:10 PM
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Spiffy,
You learn whole new lessons about putting things away, don't you?
I don't think that toothpaste is evidence of retardation. Didn't you ever eat stuff you weren't supposed to? I don't think a one-time exposure will hurt her, except maybe to make her barf foaming, pillow-sized, balls of sudsing toothpaste.
Temple, your cat sounds all too familiar. When Jake, the one I have a couple of pictures of on blogs, was a baby, he came galloping proudly past the front of the TV in the living room dragging the end of the toilet paper. Finally, when he went around the corner into the dining room, the end ripped off. I followed it all the way back to the bathroom roller, where it was still attached. A continuous strand, at least 50 feet long, still attached to the roll. Jake, of course, was extremely helpful in getting everything all rolled back up. He taught me that you don't try to roll that stuff back up, you just shove it, real quick, into the nearest paper bag. A bit less convenient than the roll, but you can still use it up. 
jj
posted by
Jack_Flash
on August 30, 2005 at 3:45 AM
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Petie (the cat) has done his share, but it's always smaller damage...
Sorta. With the kitties we've had pages torn out of books (law books), this is how Scrapper would get me up in the morning. Open one up, tear a page right out, then look up....you awake? Nope? Next chapter. She eats corners of papers and pictures. There's been all the stuff knocked out of a cabinet that Petie was trying to squish into to flee the garbage man. The toilet paper rolls unrolled and shredded and decorated the house (that was one of Mitty's favorites). The thing about cats is that it doesn't stop when they stop being kittens. ;)
posted by
Temple
on August 30, 2005 at 12:50 AM
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Mia, I know! I thought about that! But, she's not very bright cause
she could have gotten pretty sick if she actually ate more of the toothpaste, but who knows? hehe Like I said, I think she's a bit retarded. We love her anyway.
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 29, 2005 at 11:31 PM
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RAD, hey, how the hell are ya?
Good to hear from ya. Oh, btw, "he's" a "she" and yeah, she is huge. And we think, possibly retarded.
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 29, 2005 at 11:26 PM
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Sass, I once had a puppy (as a kid) that actually
ATE through a flat WALL! Lord only KNOWS how she managed that. In fact, it was through a crate!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 29, 2005 at 11:21 PM
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SpitFire70
Talk about good hygiene....lol
posted by
MiaElla
on August 29, 2005 at 10:20 AM
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He is so cute and huge!
Good luck!
posted by
Runs_at_dawn
on August 29, 2005 at 10:05 AM
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The joy of puppyhood
We once had a Daschund puppy when I was a kid that proceeded to eat the freshly laid linoleum while we were away from the house. Talk about rebellion.
posted by
Sherri_G
on August 29, 2005 at 7:31 AM
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Quirks, I'm not too sure if I'll be longing for
the puppy days with this one. Yeah, and the toothpaste sprinkler system might work well for a large family. They could all get their toothpaste on the brush at the same time. It reminds me of a litter of piglets. hehe
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 28, 2005 at 5:51 PM
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Thanks for the sympathy, Mcbreeze...
Mine goes out to you, too!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 28, 2005 at 5:50 PM
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Ya gotta love puppyhood---lol---well maybe not, but before too long she'll be a "big dog" and you'll be wistfully remembering her younger days. I had a good laugh at the toothpaste sprinkler system.
posted by
Julia.
on August 28, 2005 at 5:09 PM
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we sympathize completly our lilboy westie is 6mnths too and yep we have
lost fish food/fish tank chemicals/2pks of fish tank filter material (2nd bpk boutgh to replace 1st) a ladies disposable razor so yeah he won't need 2 wax for a while/paint brush roller sponge/homework/trainers/socks/knickers/various bin contents/cat bowl, yep the cat is neva impressed at dinna time.the list is on & on. xxx
posted by
mcbreeze
on August 28, 2005 at 5:06 PM
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