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Sorry, but that's freakin' funny!
Down home in the country, they'd say something like, "That ol' gal, bless her heart, she could eat a tomato through a tennis racket."
posted by
strat
on August 29, 2005 at 10:04 AM
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Thanks Word! I think I'd whore myself on the streets if I had to.
No joke!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 28, 2005 at 3:30 PM
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Spitfire, I wish I could say you were terrible...
What I thought was that you were terribly funny. 
That's the funniest post I've read all day. I believe, like yourself, with all the modern technology some things can and should be fix. If I'd been dealt that hand, I'd sure try and do something about it, no matter the cost. 
posted by
word.smith
on August 28, 2005 at 3:25 PM
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Maggie,
I'll never get that image out of my head!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 28, 2005 at 2:09 PM
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JJ, she sounds like a peach.
Duck bill. That was funny! (But eeew)
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 28, 2005 at 2:09 PM
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Symph,
It's
her that is cruel for exposing me to such horror!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 28, 2005 at 2:07 PM
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Spitfire, you're right lol
You never get a second chance to make a first impression! 
posted by
MaggieMae
on August 28, 2005 at 3:56 AM
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spiff,
I have to add something.
I had a landlady that had a full set of plastic choppers. While you were talking to her she kept shoving them around in her mouth with her tongue. It was absolutely MADDENING. I'm going nuts just thinking about it. Bloopity bloop, bloopity bloop. Sometimes she shoved the upper out so far that it looked like she had a duck bill.
Once she got pissed off because I hadn't set a mouse trap for her. I didn't get over because I had a case of the flu that had me about half delirious. Then, 11:30 at night, she phoned to bitch for ten minutes about the mouse trap. I finally got so ticked off I went over in my underwear to set the trap. She was there, shuffling her teeth and fuming like an evil eyed old witch. I slammed the hell out of everything I got near, set the trap, and left. She was still pissed the next day and bitched to my wife about me not setting the trap. She never said a word about me coming over in my underwear. I think she was so worked up that she didn't even notice.
But you know what? On rare occasion she was really sweet. What can I say? 
jj
posted by
Jack_Flash
on August 28, 2005 at 2:32 AM
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LOL.....you are so cruel.....hahahaha
posted by
_Symphony_
on August 28, 2005 at 1:33 AM
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No. Cass!! She could have done somethng about that
cotastrophy after all these years, I'm sure!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 28, 2005 at 12:13 AM
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That poor woman...
posted by
Ca88andra
on August 27, 2005 at 11:15 PM
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JJ, you rock out on everything in my book, you know that
already!
But, as far as the Seinfeld episode, I think they were two separate ones. Not too sure; bad memory dontcha know.
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 27, 2005 at 9:56 PM
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blackcat, I know! Kinda exactly the type of situation if ya think about it!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 27, 2005 at 9:54 PM
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Spiff,
P.S.
You'll notice that I'm really bustin' A on that multimedia thing. (Between comments.)
I need to mow a lawn right now, but I'll be back to you soon on that deal.
Do I rock out on weekend good times, or WHAT?? jj
posted by
Jack_Flash
on August 27, 2005 at 6:23 PM
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spiff,
Didn't George also use that as his last name when he was posing as an architect to impress someone? Or was that all part of the same episode?
Is there anyplace to get a DVD of all of the Seinfeld series? I wannit!!
jj
posted by
Jack_Flash
on August 27, 2005 at 6:15 PM
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LOL... I can't help but picture George running out of the bathroom with
his pants down. LOL
posted by
-blackcat
on August 27, 2005 at 5:20 PM
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I figured ya did HolyG! Now, my theory on Ms. Snaggle Tooth is
she must have had parents who either didn't care or couldn't afford dental work. If I was in her position, I would take a 2nd or even 3rd job just to get those fixed. Hell, I'd walk the streets if I had to. Of course, I don't think anyone could get a "date" with that mouth. Holy crap!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 27, 2005 at 4:55 PM
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Boy I do. Dental work is SO expensive. I don't even kow if/when I'm going to ever get my permanent crown because now I ahve to see a damned periodontist! But enough about my teeth....Yes, I've seen every episode at least 3 times!
posted by
Holy_Grail
on August 27, 2005 at 4:30 PM
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HolyG, I really don't feel sorry for her!! She could easily have
them fixed! Oh, and I assume you have seen that Seinfeld episode?
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 27, 2005 at 4:24 PM
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Oh that poor woman. I can't imagine walking around with a set of chompers like that. Charlie's (the only pet I will ever have that was NOT adopted) registered name is Sir Charles Arthur Vandalay. I thought the AKC registry thing was silly, so instaed of not registering him, I made a mockery of it.
posted by
Holy_Grail
on August 27, 2005 at 4:10 PM
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