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AMEN, Jimmy!!!
Oy, how I dream of that!!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 24, 2005 at 11:39 PM
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Lensman, sounds like he is!
You're lucky he didn't give you a swirly! Yikes! 
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 24, 2005 at 11:38 PM
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Of course, Rach! It would most certainly be
"in the name of the human race!" Protection from the I.P. I think that should be almost as important as "Homeland Security", don't you?
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 24, 2005 at 11:33 PM
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Word, you're obviously much more "polite" than I!
I actually gain personal satisfaction by answering such rude questions! (Am I evil?)
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 24, 2005 at 11:32 PM
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Strat, well, I'm glad I can crack you up, but I'm even happier
that you see my points and agree!! I'd love to see birth control put in the water. Damn, that would not only save tax payers money but much sanity, too!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 24, 2005 at 11:30 PM
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JJ, about me being an attorney and you a dentist,
Yep. You're probably right!!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 24, 2005 at 11:28 PM
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JJ, A "dink?"
Now
I'm thinkin', "What the hell?"
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 24, 2005 at 11:27 PM
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I'm with you there...
it would be so fun to just be able to slap them...smack! "What was that for?" Because you are too stupid to live...now fuck off!"
posted by
jimmy68
on August 24, 2005 at 10:49 PM
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Spitfire
Whoops, wouldn't you know it? Heh. Actually, my bro-in-law is a lawyer here and I used that Shakespeare line on him once. Turned out he already knew it. He's very patient with me....
posted by
Lensman
on August 24, 2005 at 10:26 AM
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LMAO
Too funny!! Yeah, some people are too dumb for pets and kids. We should be allowed to kill these people, not just let them kill themselves. All in the name of the human race, of course.
posted by
RachelAnna
on August 24, 2005 at 6:59 AM
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Spitfire....
I slay myself thinking about all the things I can't say in response to dumb questions. When asked what I am laughing about, I'll only say "Nothing much" or "You wouldn't understand." 
posted by
word.smith
on August 24, 2005 at 6:49 AM
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!
Line of the week: "I usually don't do this, but you really shouldn't touch little boys that way. Oh, and those test results you're waiting for? Yeah, your wife WILL find out and also, the results are positive and there ain't no cure. Now go away.”
You crack me up, Young Miss, you really do!
I've always believed they should put birth control in the water supply, and those who want children must take classes and pass exams, background checks, etc. before they can be issued an antidote.
But you're right, a few gallons of gas for the steamroller might be cheaper.
posted by
strat
on August 24, 2005 at 5:24 AM
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spiffy,
You get pestered about not becoming a lawyer? I still get echoes in my ears about not becoming a dentist. Just think. I could get peoples' teeth all screwed up and you could defend me in court. That's where we went wrong, sweety.
jj
posted by
Jack_Flash
on August 24, 2005 at 2:21 AM
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Spiffy,
I had a guy ask me once if I had any kids. When I said ''no'' he just stood there with his mouth hanging open. It seemed to hit him like a stun grenade. A week or so later he asked me if I knew what a DINK was. He was Taiwanese, so I thought ''what the fuck is this guy pulling?'' I told him the only meaning for the word that came to mind, thinking ''I don't know what kind of shit he's pulling, but he's going to be pissed.'' When I told him he really got fumed. I mean he couldn't even talk. Later I found out that he was asking me about Double Income No Kids. I just figured what the hell. Later he raved to me about ''all of those damned Mexicans'' discriminating against his whole family. I just figured what the hell. One morning on his way to work he got into a shouting match with ''a bunch of Mexicans.'' His witto windshield got all bwokky. I just figured what the hell. I'm glad I don't see him any more. I think he may have fallen victim to the Darwin Principle. I just figure what the hell.
jj
posted by
Jack_Flash
on August 24, 2005 at 2:11 AM
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Lensman, I must agree, however not ALL the lawyers!
Hell, I almost became one (my parents still pester me about not finishing) but SOME attorneys do good and are actually honest! But, as far as thinning the herd, it would be nice to know some lawyers are out there to defend such acts!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 23, 2005 at 11:08 PM
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Spitfire
Well, I'm with you on the stinky stuff. Thinning the herd would be a good idea, too, if it wasn't for all those pesky laws. But Shakespeare got it right in Henry VI -- "First thing we do is kill all the lawyers"
posted by
Lensman
on August 23, 2005 at 10:14 PM
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blackcat, I know. But my main question is how in the hell do they
get through daily life being so stupid??
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 23, 2005 at 9:41 PM
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Good one, Flight!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 23, 2005 at 9:41 PM
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LOL... people are so stupid.
posted by
-blackcat
on August 23, 2005 at 7:10 PM
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Soooooo - who's buried in Grant's tomb??
posted by
reasons
on August 23, 2005 at 6:44 PM
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