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Oh, thanks!
Way to "taint" my victory!

posted by Mademoiselle on August 18, 2005 at 6:04 PM | link to this | reply

Congrats on winning the 3 day old puzzle. :)

click 2.

ben.

posted by A-and-B on August 18, 2005 at 6:01 PM | link to this | reply

Um, why didn't you answer this in your own blog?
Besides, I knew what you meant. I just felt like being difficult.

posted by Mademoiselle on August 17, 2005 at 6:01 PM | link to this | reply

Perhaps this will help

Hey, you read too much into what I wrote, which made laugh to the point where I almost pissed in my pants.  That being said, the first comment you mentioned, about stupid questions and the point it proves- it's a way of letting the dolt who asked the question know that it was pointless or stupid.

As for my superior knowledge about absolutely everything there is to know about nothing at all... well, the joke and the point is right there.

Try not to think too hard next time, you might miss a bad joke at my expense.

posted by Psycho.Skinny on August 17, 2005 at 5:58 PM | link to this | reply

Hi again. You've won 1 prize. Some elaboration is in my blog.

Ann

posted by A-and-B on August 17, 2005 at 5:24 PM | link to this | reply

Well, thank you both for the compliment, however...
My mother just read it and she thought "several of the lines were funny, but overall it's too weird."

Oh, btw, I was correct in something I wrote earlier (on some other blog, I forget which one) ... a therapist charges over 100 dollars an hour. So, that's, like, 400 dollars a week.

Christ! No wonder my mother hates me!

posted by Mademoiselle on August 17, 2005 at 4:11 PM | link to this | reply

lol I don't know many that could make death seem so funny

S is fo r Suasan who Perished of fits.

~Silly

posted by SillySoul88 on August 17, 2005 at 3:00 PM | link to this | reply

"M is for modest maidens."

I enjoyed reading this post.

(Ann)

posted by A-and-B on August 17, 2005 at 1:57 PM | link to this | reply

Oh, shut up!
It's not good at all! It fucking sucks!


P.S. I am totally loaded, btw. And, it's only, like, 3:30 in the afternoon here.

posted by Mademoiselle on August 17, 2005 at 12:27 PM | link to this | reply

Bravo!

posted by WindTapper on August 17, 2005 at 12:19 PM | link to this | reply

interesting post

posted by Marshallengraved on August 17, 2005 at 12:17 PM | link to this | reply

I don't want your pity!
Or, your charity (clicks)!

Just allow this one to die a silent death ... and, let us never speak of it again.

posted by Mademoiselle on August 17, 2005 at 11:57 AM | link to this | reply

This is great!

posted by strat on August 17, 2005 at 11:51 AM | link to this | reply

You feeling Ok young lady???

posted by David1Spirit on August 17, 2005 at 11:42 AM | link to this | reply

Hold on!
Who am I even talking to?

posted by Mademoiselle on August 17, 2005 at 11:37 AM | link to this | reply

You know what's weird?
At a club, I did these exact same jokes in an amateur stand-up routine ... and they killed. And, yet, here ... I sense tumbleweed drifting across an open plane.

Oh, well! Guess I better return to posting more "traditional fare", next time.

Sigh. If only my humor was "folksy" and "bland".

posted by Mademoiselle on August 17, 2005 at 11:36 AM | link to this | reply

Maybe, so ...
but "The New Yorker" isn't.

posted by Mademoiselle on August 17, 2005 at 9:45 AM | link to this | reply

perhaps the dead
are in the market for a humor column on death and dying...lol

posted by MiaElla on August 17, 2005 at 9:38 AM | link to this | reply

I sooo would have loved to make my career ...
writing a humor column on death and dying. Whether there's a market for it or not.

However, sadly, I suspect I'm now doomed to do a fake advice column forever.

posted by Mademoiselle on August 17, 2005 at 9:34 AM | link to this | reply

Madame_P.O.

very very interesting...did the room suddenly grow cold...I swear I smell mold.

posted by MiaElla on August 17, 2005 at 9:23 AM | link to this | reply