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Yes, Tapsel-T, and it also proves...
"death be not proud" ... but, sometimes, it "
do be funny".
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 12, 2005 at 10:14 AM
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Madam_P.O., as rediculous as most of these sound, it goes to show that life is tenuous and that we need to look before we leap, especially onto a water slide.
posted by
TAPS.
on August 12, 2005 at 7:12 AM
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Oh, I will ... don't worry about that.
I must repeat the various phrases, like, 10,000 times a day ...
at least. Seemlessly mixing the actual slogans with the ones I've created myself.
And,
yes, I am well aware I'm a total sociopath.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 12, 2005 at 6:57 AM
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Ah, I get it...
pissing off the mom eh? Continue...
posted by
NCwriter
on August 12, 2005 at 6:47 AM
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Because they are the tastiest nuts in the world!
(Well,
second tastiest)
Plus, my mother hates the commercials and hates even more how often I repeat the slogans.
Extinguished Novelists Love Emerald Nuts
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 12, 2005 at 6:40 AM
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Madame,
Why is everyone...everywhere...loving emerald nuts?
posted by
NCwriter
on August 12, 2005 at 6:34 AM
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ouch!
posted by
SomeoneElse
on August 12, 2005 at 6:06 AM
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I would say so!
Epileptic Neurosurgeons Love Emerald Nuts
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 12, 2005 at 4:38 AM
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Erroneous Necrophiliacs Love Emerald Nuts?
Sounds like a good reason to avoid keeping them on hand!
DM
posted by
Dennison..Mann
on August 12, 2005 at 4:36 AM
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Hello, nurse!!
It worked! It
actually worked!
Cool!
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 12, 2005 at 4:35 AM
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TEST COMMENT
Erroneous Necrophiliacs Love Emerald Nuts
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 12, 2005 at 4:34 AM
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Listen, "Gubby" ...
simply march on down to your nearest central library, head for "statistics"/"records"/"whatever" (it's called different things in different places) and ask to see the official death registry ... then, be prepared to spend the next six hours searching through some 94.5 million "causes of death" (that's how many people died in the states last year). Or, of course, you could just take my word for it.
Hey! Wait a second! You aren't even
from the U.S., are you? So, what do you know?!
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 12, 2005 at 4:30 AM
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You're welcome, Joseph.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 12, 2005 at 4:22 AM
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Yes, bettyboop1967...
takes all the fun out of life, doesn't it?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 12, 2005 at 4:22 AM
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I think that goes without saying, Hemlocker.
P.S. I wonder how long it will be before people start getting really,
really tired of me doing that?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 12, 2005 at 4:20 AM
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UH, the 47th...
clone? What game is
that? Something to do with "Star Wars: Episode 2"? (Which, btw, should have been called, "Send in the Clones".)
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 12, 2005 at 4:18 AM
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Madame P>O
at least i will be able to wear a neck brace now before i hit the slip n sldie thingy wotsit. lol xxx
posted by
mcbreeze
on August 12, 2005 at 2:30 AM
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P O
Thanks for the clarification about how deaths occur with the Slip and Slide. lol
posted by
Joe_Love
on August 12, 2005 at 1:47 AM
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Darn...
I've gotta give up my Lego chewing now...
Don't forget the deadly Poke-balls from Burger King.
posted by
bettyboop1967
on August 11, 2005 at 10:34 PM
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madam
EERIE NUTS LOVE EMERALD NAMECALLERS. Hemlocker
posted by
Hemlocker
on August 11, 2005 at 7:15 PM
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Um, what are your sources for these statistics?... Some of them I'm a
leetle dubious about. eh..
posted by
Gubby
on August 11, 2005 at 5:41 PM
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Horus
I know that 47 is the number of a certain hitman. The 47th clone. I love those games.
posted by
Unidentified_Hacker
on August 11, 2005 at 4:27 PM
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Only that it comes after 46 and prior to 48, Horus.
Btw, did you see my photo?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 11, 2005 at 2:33 PM
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The only thing I can think of, Military Wife...
is that people do have a habit of putting stuff in their mouths, that they shouldn't. I mean, I suck on everything!
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 11, 2005 at 2:31 PM
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I was wondering what do you know about the number
47.
posted by
Luxbring
on August 11, 2005 at 2:22 PM
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The stair I get
Why an adult has a lego in their mouth is beyond me!
posted by
Bel_
on August 11, 2005 at 2:21 PM
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As are stairs, in general!
They provide a quick and convenient way to kill off an unecessary character.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 11, 2005 at 2:19 PM
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Toys on the staircase steps are popular plot helpers in fiction too.
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on August 11, 2005 at 2:01 PM
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I'm almost done, Layla...
it's a very big room ... and was quite messy, too.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 11, 2005 at 12:42 PM
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Quoth Madame:
The "Death By The Numbers" part, however, is much more difficult to put together. It really requires access to the national death registry. Which, though technically "public archives", is not easy to attain. How I compile the exact figures ... is a secret. Though, I
assure you these numbers are as accurate as humanly possible.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 11, 2005 at 12:40 PM
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I can't remember how you said you
located these. And it's not even ONE for the lego choking or the plastic asphyxiation...
But I am sad that I can't do the Slip n Slide. I was over the height limit on one of those big bouncy castle toys too. 
posted by
FactorFiction
on August 11, 2005 at 12:02 PM
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Death
Death can indeed be very funny. It's the mourning of those who are left behind that shakes the last hint of humor away.
posted by
Unidentified_Hacker
on August 11, 2005 at 9:41 AM
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Thank GOD I don't have stairs!!!
Wyatt leaves stuff out ALL the time!!! lol! ~LB~ xo GET DONE WITH THAT ROOM, MISS, AND GET BACK ONLINE!!!
posted by
Anony_Miss
on August 11, 2005 at 9:23 AM
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It's, like, my signature.
Not just "Extreme Nurses", though ... I cycle through all 18.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 11, 2005 at 8:21 AM
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Madame P.O.
Scary statistics...ewe...what a way to go on the slip and slide...gorey!
Oh, and what's up with the whole "Extreme Nurses Love Emerald Nuts "...are you on the advertising staff or what...lol!
posted by
MiaElla
on August 11, 2005 at 8:19 AM
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That really IS a ghastly story, Hemlocker!
Hadn't heard that one before.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 11, 2005 at 8:08 AM
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SincerityAnna, I went through a phase where...
I pretty much put everything I touched into my mouth. (Well,
everything that could fit.) I was probably around 17 at the time.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 11, 2005 at 8:07 AM
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madame
More not-so-uplifting although enlightening information. While I was in New York, a ghastly story broke about two little children who were locked in a bathroom by their father, and then were burned to death by scalding water from an overflowing bathtub. "Death, be not proud." Hemlocker
posted by
Hemlocker
on August 11, 2005 at 8:04 AM
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Madame,
Geez...now I must wonder what on earth an adult had a lego in their mouth for...
posted by
SincerityAnna
on August 11, 2005 at 8:03 AM
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Never tried one ...
never
will now, either. Seeing as, I exceed the height limit (I'm 5'9").
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 11, 2005 at 7:59 AM
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But I LOVE slip-n-slide!!!!!!
posted by
Renigade
on August 11, 2005 at 7:52 AM
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I was saving that one for next time, zarrothepaun!
But, you, like, completely ruined it, now!
Oh, and, on an unrelated matter ...
someone might want to check her inbox!
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 11, 2005 at 7:51 AM
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popularit=popularity... hmmm.
posted by
mmm-w
on August 11, 2005 at 7:43 AM
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blanks!
Intersting stuff for sure but you left out one; 1, how many teachers during an assembly killed themselves by demontrating suicide with a blank shell in a 38 caliber revolver. Blanks at close range are killers for sure. zarrothepaun
posted by
zarrothepaun
on August 11, 2005 at 7:42 AM
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sadly, even that is funny.....
and how ironic that his highest popularit only came once he had died....
don't call it a comeback...
posted by
mmm-w
on August 11, 2005 at 7:42 AM
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Death is no joke.
As the Notorious B.I.G. once so memorably stated, "I wouldn't wish death on anybody. Cause, there ain't no coming back from that."
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 11, 2005 at 7:07 AM
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fascinating list.....i too am glad you explained the slip and slide thing. though it isn't funny, the plastic bag thing did cause me to laugh.....
posted by
mmm-w
on August 11, 2005 at 7:04 AM
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Yeah, that's why it's always important to...
read those warning labels
extremely carefully.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 11, 2005 at 6:59 AM
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I'm glad you explained the slip and slide thing,
who would of thought? Good thing I'm no fun. Take care
posted by
Flumpystalls3000
on August 11, 2005 at 6:55 AM
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