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Teeny and problem
aren't a good combination for me...especially nowadays. Nor are "I have a surprise for you," "I have something I need to tell you," and about 50 other things. I'm not only gunshy, I'm knifeshy...even butter knifeshy.
posted by
terpgirl30
on August 10, 2005 at 4:15 PM
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Mark
Dead as a doornail. So is Jim Morrison. Go through my posts here. I hate conspiracy theory kooks. When you live among them long enough...you REALLY want to move.
The moonwalks...a friend of mine couldn't convince her grandmother they were real at any cost. She died thinking it was a government set up. Gotta love those people.
There's enough REAL insanity in the world that you shouldn't have to go looking.
posted by
terpgirl30
on August 10, 2005 at 4:26 AM
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Hey, maybe it was just a teeny little drug problem...
posted by
majroj
on August 9, 2005 at 10:11 PM
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Terpster ~ I'm confused.
What are you, one of those oddballs that believes the King is dead? Yeah....like the moonshots weren't all staged in Provo, Utah, either.

Proof positive: he's got a fork in his hand.
posted by
mark2556
on August 9, 2005 at 5:06 PM
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Timmy
Ignore the demented electric dog polisher. These are the kinds of questions I've had to live with for 30 years. All because you say hi to someone in high school.
posted by
terpgirl30
on August 9, 2005 at 4:00 PM
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Mark
Well, you see how well that worked out for Elvis. But he did end up with a lot more free time.
posted by
terpgirl30
on August 9, 2005 at 3:59 PM
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Question Timmy
Do you have an electric dog to polish?
posted by
mikea18
on August 9, 2005 at 12:42 PM
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terpgirl
I've always wanted an electric dog polisher.
posted by
TIMMYTALES
on August 9, 2005 at 10:51 AM
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I was thinking more along the lines of whatever doctor Elvis had ~
Bypassing the local pharmacy would really help my time management.
posted by
mark2556
on August 9, 2005 at 9:39 AM
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I'd go with that
I have seen more Neurosurgeons/pain management/orthopods than most of my family put together.
posted by
terpgirl30
on August 9, 2005 at 9:30 AM
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The first thing I would do is hire a personal doctor....
....just to keep me alive.
posted by
mark2556
on August 9, 2005 at 7:26 AM
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