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ha ha ha.. sorry.. what was the deal with the cucumber?? i'd always pick out the biggest cucumbers and carrots just to see the look on peoples faces, ha ha ha...
posted by
daisysface
on July 31, 2005 at 5:22 PM
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This is hilarious! I've dumped my purse out onto a table trying to find my keys before I realized there were tampons in there - folks just averted their eyes and said, "Nope - don't see any keys in there!"
posted by
Georgia
on July 29, 2005 at 10:44 AM
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Oh no! Scenario Three was kinda funny, but I hate buying those products too.
posted by
tigerprincess
on July 27, 2005 at 10:04 PM
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Mia
I found it enlightning that it was not just men who thought this way.....great post!!
posted by
TIMMYTALES
on July 27, 2005 at 9:52 PM
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Mia,
Personally, I never cared what check out people thought about what I was buying. Menstration happens, hemmoroids happen, and other icky life stuff happens. That's why the products are sold. Don't sweat it! Oh, and btw, Preparation H also works great for really big zits! Gross, but true! 
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 27, 2005 at 9:48 PM
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hmmm,I think most women would agree!
posted by
Meringue
on July 27, 2005 at 8:36 PM
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oh my gosh.... i NEEDED this laugh.... funny stuff dear mia!
posted by
mmm-w
on July 27, 2005 at 7:32 PM
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I do so love being "old" (38)
so that I really could care less what the bagger or the checker think. After enough OB/GYN appointments, ya pretty much figure hey, they see something that they don't like, that's their problem, not mine!
Hey. I just had an evil idea. Maybe I should start looking for the checker that I think would be most uncomfortable handling my more disgusting hygiene and medical products! Oh dear, I think Spitfire is starting to rub off on me. That sounds like something she'd enjoy for some reason....
posted by
FactorFiction
on July 27, 2005 at 6:26 PM
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As always I love your sense of humor!
Hilarious!
posted by
SomeoneElse
on July 27, 2005 at 6:18 PM
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mia
I feel for you. When I was a little kid in New York, I used rubbers I found in the street, for water baloons. Hemlocker
posted by
Hemlocker
on July 27, 2005 at 5:49 PM
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LOL Mia!
I've never heard that PMS before!! Glad I'm beyond that stage! There's something to be said about old age!
posted by
ginnieb
on July 27, 2005 at 3:20 PM
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Mia...
Geez...a true story ??? If that were my true stroy i'd be traumatized for life...lol...you poor dear...
posted by
SincerityAnna
on July 27, 2005 at 12:04 PM
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Reni
My brothers used to use the tampons for parachutes for their GI Joe men, and wouldn't tell us. They'd use the whole box. My mom could never figure out how we'd go through so many tampons?
What is it about little boys and those things....
LOL!
posted by
MiaElla
on July 27, 2005 at 12:04 PM
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SincerityAnna
Nothing "creative" about it. It's a TRUE story...lol.
posted by
MiaElla
on July 27, 2005 at 12:02 PM
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Mia--My son once opened the box in the grocery cart. I didn't notice until
I saw the tell-tale string (where else?)--hanging out of his mouth. UGH! Try explaining that one to the cashier!
posted by
Renigade
on July 27, 2005 at 12:01 PM
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Mia,
OMG...LOL...very creative, very funny !!! The joys of being a woman...geez...
posted by
SincerityAnna
on July 27, 2005 at 12:00 PM
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