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Hemlocker, I dunno cause
I've never heard of one hand in cold water. Only one hand in warm water to make someone pee in their sleep.
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 27, 2005 at 8:54 PM
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JJ,
Bad timing, I guess. Sowwy.
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 27, 2005 at 8:53 PM
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Sorry, OBP!!
Maybe try reading me at a different time of the day! Oh, and I have no idea where this crap comes from within the depths of my mind. I wish I did. 
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 27, 2005 at 8:51 PM
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Spifire
Then there's the one about sneaking up on a sleeping person and putting one hand in cold water and one in warm. They are supposed to wet the bed. I always wondered, though, why not just pour water on their sheets? Hemlocker
posted by
Hemlocker
on July 27, 2005 at 11:24 AM
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Spiffy,
How come you always come traipsing in when I'm just about to leave on a mission? I miss you too much.
JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on July 26, 2005 at 8:04 PM
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Spiffy
I gotta use this, it's too good to pass up. Where do you come up with these things? Yesterday you talked to a wasp, and it talked back! Now today, we learn how to scare the holy crap out of someone. I love it..thanks for the idea!! BTW.. I asked you not to make me laugh so hard this time of the night!! I am busting a gut here, it is so evil good~~
posted by
Offy
on July 26, 2005 at 7:53 PM
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I-R-Will,
I LOVE OZZY!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 26, 2005 at 7:52 PM
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Oh, shut up, Timmy!!
You'd do the same thing and you know it!!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 26, 2005 at 7:51 PM
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katray,
Good point!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 26, 2005 at 7:50 PM
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Some good friends of mine put a set of speakers under my bed and cranked
up the song "(I Am) Iron Man by Black Sabbath. I had a out of body experience with that one. LOL
Gotta luv that OZZY
posted by
I-R-William
on July 26, 2005 at 6:57 PM
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SPITFIRE
You have a mean streak in you!! That's just wrong!
posted by
TIMMYTALES
on July 26, 2005 at 6:46 PM
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Lol, you are naughty
but I love it!
I'd only pull this on someone I absolutely knew I could outrun.
posted by
Katray2
on July 26, 2005 at 6:45 PM
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HolyG,
But YOU read my blogs!!! Haha
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 26, 2005 at 6:41 PM
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blackcat,
I figured
you would like that one!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 26, 2005 at 6:41 PM
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Strat,
Yeah. See ya in hell, K?
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 26, 2005 at 6:40 PM
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Quirks,
Yup. I guess so. But you knew that already.
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 26, 2005 at 6:39 PM
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Factor,
Um, no. Why?
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 26, 2005 at 6:39 PM
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koriani!!!!
YES! That's an awesome idea!! I can't believe I've never thought about that before! We don't do grooming at my clinic, but occasionally we shave dogs or cats for good clients. I've thought about making pillows, but YOUR idea has really got me thinkin!!!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 26, 2005 at 6:38 PM
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mcbreeze,
I think I'm gonna try it on my husband!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 26, 2005 at 6:35 PM
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Cass,
Well, it's questionable. Let's just leave it at that!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 26, 2005 at 6:34 PM
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I know Damon,
I've just missed you!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 26, 2005 at 6:34 PM
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I'm glad I live alone..........and not with someone who reads your blogs!!!!!!!
posted by
Holy_Grail
on July 26, 2005 at 3:21 PM
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LOL.. that's just wrong.... but I like it. ;)
posted by
-blackcat
on July 26, 2005 at 9:53 AM
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That's awesome, Young Miss!
One of my favorites is one you can only do when camping. Say you have a snorer in the tent. In the middle of the night, duct tape his sleeping bag shut. Then slosh him in the face with a pail of cold water and scream, "Run for your life! The dam broke!"
It's more fun than an old fashioned county fair sack race...
posted by
strat
on July 26, 2005 at 9:15 AM
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You're mean...right down to the core...lol...
posted by
Julia.
on July 26, 2005 at 9:11 AM
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Okay, this is going to seem like a weird question, but your sense of humor and the fact that you are in Forida makes me ask. Have you or a close friend ever rented or purchased a Gumby costume?
posted by
FactorFiction
on July 26, 2005 at 9:05 AM
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Spitfire, you will appreciate this one:
We shave a lot of cats at the clinic. Sometimes we get cats that are SO matted, their hair comes off in one big, cat-shaped mass.
My idea was to take this cat-shaped mass of hair and place it in someone's car engine so the next time they start 'er up, cat hair flies everywhere and they think they've just done in the family pet.
I know, it's evil...see ya in hell! :)
posted by
koriani
on July 26, 2005 at 8:55 AM
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devislishly naughty
but sounds hilariously funny tho lol.
posted by
mcbreeze
on July 26, 2005 at 4:00 AM
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devislishly naughty
but sounds hilariously funny tho lol.
posted by
mcbreeze
on July 26, 2005 at 3:59 AM
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Your brain must be a fascinating thing!
posted by
Ca88andra
on July 26, 2005 at 2:31 AM
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I Know. Don't...
...take it personally - I'm flat-out a lot of the time now, and don't get here much at all.
D x
posted by
DamonLeigh
on July 26, 2005 at 1:50 AM
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Oh, and Damon,
Yeah, I'm bad. Duh!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 26, 2005 at 1:05 AM
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Damon!!!
Where have you been??!! I haven't seen you around in my blogs for so long!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 26, 2005 at 1:04 AM
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You Are...
...BAAAAD!!!
D x
posted by
DamonLeigh
on July 26, 2005 at 1:03 AM
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JJ,
Muuuuhhhaaaahhaaaahaaaahaaaa!!!!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 26, 2005 at 12:34 AM
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Justsouno,
Well, I'm glad your ticker IS in good shape!!! I wouldn't wanna be a source of distruction for anyone I care about just by simple humor!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 26, 2005 at 12:29 AM
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Spiffie,
This is a side to you that I didn't know existed. Has Mistress S stepped in here? This blatant sadism just doesn't seem to be you. I don't know what to say.
JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on July 26, 2005 at 12:11 AM
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That is the funniest thing I ever saw. I laughed so much if my ticker had
not been in royal shape I would be in trouble. My daddy would have absolutely have loved this to be on either end of it. You won't see me I'm just not going. LOL You aren't either. I have it planned.
posted by
Justi
on July 25, 2005 at 11:56 PM
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