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Krisles
The only thing better is when a woman thinks of me as the soap!!
posted by
TIMMYTALES
on July 18, 2005 at 10:37 PM
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Krisles
Did you just call me a pig??
posted by
Joe_Love
on July 18, 2005 at 10:29 PM
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MW
OK, baby girl....I'm gonna go pack a little more before I chug an Ambien so I sleep tonight and get up to go check on the dang car...sweet dreams!
posted by
Krisles
on July 18, 2005 at 10:23 PM
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OK, just make sure to let me know when you leave...we know that I am the worry wart around here
posted by
Bel_
on July 18, 2005 at 10:21 PM
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MW
I have to finish packin' my clothes and all the office crap, sleep and then get up and take my car in to a shop and see what the friggin' noise it is makin' is (Dang!!!!)..sometime tomorrow...just depends on the car...
posted by
Krisles
on July 18, 2005 at 10:16 PM
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Joe_Love
Just realized that anyone who hadn't read your post about cookin' with pigs' feet my think I was talkin' about your feet!!! NOT!!!! Anyone.....now hear this....not talkin' about Joe's feet.....
posted by
Krisles
on July 18, 2005 at 10:14 PM
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When do you leave?
posted by
Bel_
on July 18, 2005 at 10:13 PM
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Joe_Love
Watch out, baby....move those pigs' feet outta my way...a kitchen table post could be in the future here!!!! Raw? But, of course......
posted by
Krisles
on July 18, 2005 at 10:12 PM
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jacenta
Thank you! I will drive safely...I have Bliss and Charm to "help" me....Bliss usually sleeps curled up under my feet on the floorboard and Charm will pace around the car, across the dash, over the steering wheel, land in my lap for a bit, up and over my shoulders...it doesn't matter how many sedatives I pump down them..... It does give fellow motorists a giggle! And Charm always lets loose with a lot of white hair at the start...nerves, you know!! It drives me crazy, tickles my nose....makes for a very long 750miles in some ways...but they are great company!!!
posted by
Krisles
on July 18, 2005 at 10:11 PM
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Can anything be better than this???
Yes, Krisles. . , raw sex on the kitchen table. LOLOL
JUST TEASING!!!
posted by
Joe_Love
on July 18, 2005 at 6:29 PM
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Krisles,
Have a safe trip to Texas!
posted by
jacentaOld
on July 18, 2005 at 5:17 PM
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Kris...as much as I'd love to read the X-rated version...
I'd have to call "1-800-Sendoveraman" if I read it. I'm horny as hell already!
posted by
Passionflower
on July 18, 2005 at 3:23 PM
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safe journey Kris
ur sayin u don`t now mums do it me neither with my 3 wrk.home/nagging/blogit/nagging oh n every 10 yrs there`s me n nagging still . lol
posted by
mcbreeze
on July 18, 2005 at 11:40 AM
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mcbreeze
I remember! Sorry I forgot to thank you for the suggestion....but hope I won't need it!! I have your blog on my favorites list so I can continue to get caught up readin'...I'm packin' right now to go back down to Texas so will get way behind again...so much good stuff on here to read and just not enough hours....well to do that and read, too....my daughter has two with third in the oven - don't know how you young mothers with kids do it!!!! Have a great day!
posted by
Krisles
on July 18, 2005 at 11:35 AM
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u did send me a link
it was fantastic i advized u 2 wear flip flops or sandals next time might make it easier shoes. lol oh n i luv the phrase breezin in mite use that alot more thnx also for your kind compliment, i`m touched as i`ve only been doin this a week so i feel very proud. thank you x
posted by
mcbreeze
on July 18, 2005 at 10:59 AM
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mcbreeze
With your nickname sounds like you "breeze" through everything! Also your style of talkin'...I love it! I was readin' some of your stuff last night and really enjoyed it...did I send you a link to my ex-lax story...meant to after reading your pooh one...can't remember...I was sleep deprived! Anyway, slow down, girl.....got to have a nice shower at least occasionally.....you owe it to yourself!!!! Thanks for breezin' in!!
posted by
Krisles
on July 18, 2005 at 10:54 AM
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SPEED SHOWERS FOR ME
very rarely do i get the chance to savour the shower moment but thnx krisles now i will cram that thought wen i`m next in it even if to imagine for 5 seconds wld b great.
posted by
mcbreeze
on July 18, 2005 at 10:49 AM
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Usual
A dream shower is....well, a dream shower. Marble with a lot of seating and multiple heads is the best....a pull-away hand held is the ultimate for pleasure when alone, too!!! I've always had the fantasy of having one of those glass enclosed showers in the woods, able to look out at some incredible scene during the day, and stars at night.
posted by
Krisles
on July 18, 2005 at 10:43 AM
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Medusa
And I agree...which is why I wrote another The Shower, Part 1 in MA (and I have Pts 2 and 3 already ready)...and I do not write that shower for one!
posted by
Krisles
on July 18, 2005 at 10:40 AM
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I'm inordinately picky about my shower....
When I'm apartment or house shopping, I won't consider a place that does not have a great shower...it's just that important. There has to be a huge hot water tank, good water pressure..not so hard my skin's blasted off but not dribbling out either. I have a great shower here. The shower and tub are separate. The shower has two seats in it, plenty of room to move around and awesome pressure. I actually designed the shower for the second spa we built at my old job. It had a shower head at both ends and one of them was very adjustable to hit every angle. It also had built-in seats and lots of yummy steam.....I gotta go, I'm feeling dirty.
posted by
UsualSuspect
on July 18, 2005 at 7:54 AM
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Krisles...Showers are terrific for mind and body....
But better than sex? No way. I'd even rather eat eggplant parmagiana or fried clams than have a shower. You wrote it quite seductively and I know it's in honor of Quirkyalone, who I like, but I'm missing something.
posted by
MedusaNextDoor
on July 18, 2005 at 7:39 AM
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I have to STOP reading these things first thing in the morning!
posted by
Bel_
on July 17, 2005 at 8:23 AM
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mmm_w
Actually, I wrote a MA post on a sexier shower because while I love to take showers by myself, I always end up fantasizing while I'm in them if I stand under that hot water long enough!! So, if you happen to get in the mood......! Glad you enjoyed and hope you're having better days...countdown to the move is on...
posted by
Krisles
on July 17, 2005 at 8:09 AM
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Passion - if you're out there - read my MA version of The Shower
I wanted to satisfy both answers I gave to Quirky question...see, she asked and a lot of women answered that there were a lot of things better than sex. I said you can't compare all these things..which, to me. you can't. So, I did both kinds of showers....the kind you're talkin' about is posted in MA in my White Panties Chronicles....Part 1 is up now..it's gonna be at least a 3 parter...long shower...he,he,he
posted by
Krisles
on July 17, 2005 at 6:32 AM
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Hellooooo???? Yes, of course it can get better.
To have your favorite man in the shower with you, soaping and washing each other's body parts.
posted by
Passionflower
on July 17, 2005 at 6:06 AM
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i do love to read what you write, dear friend..........
be it about crazy sex or steamy showers.......... :)
posted by
mmm-w
on July 17, 2005 at 5:02 AM
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No! Nothing is better! So many people take their warm shower for granted...but not me! I savor every minute and always reflect on how lucky I am to have a nice hot, long shower. I like to say...don't take a shower to get dirt off of you...but to get water ON you.
posted by
Julia.
on July 16, 2005 at 11:10 PM
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Wiley
Thank you! I really wasn't tryin' on this one...just takin' a shower, love..
What are ya gonna do when I go get my massage!!!!!
posted by
Krisles
on July 16, 2005 at 9:03 PM
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Krisles
Do you realize all the sleep I lose now just from readin' ya luv? When is your book coming out so I can keep it right there on the night table by my bed to read before Whacky 46 tucks me in? Dang you're good
posted by
WileyJohn
on July 16, 2005 at 8:56 PM
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