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good ideas, homegirl ...
but he doesn't do it when I'm there.
He wrote a note to my boss thanking him for some tickets to a ball game, and said, "my wife Editormum works for you and passed on some tickets...." So my boss shows me the note and says, "I thought you were divorced?"
Or he's talking to my kids' Sunday School teacher and says "I'm Editormum's husband...." and the Sunday School teacher calls me later and says "I'm confused; I thought you were divorced."
Or my pastor greets him (my pastor knows all the regulars and makes it a point to talk to new people to visit the church) and asks how he heard about my church, and he says he's there to see the boys sing, he's Editormum's husband. So my pastor wants to know why I don't go to the same church as my husband.
If he did it in front of me, I would interrupt and say, "You are NOT my husband; I divorced you. You are my EX-husband." But he never does it in front of me.
And as for what I call him ... well, I don't. I avoid referring to him at all. If I HAVE to refer to him, I call him my ex or "Mr. [his last name]." Occasionally, when talking to other people, I call him the idiot, the jerk, or the cretin. Among other choice adjectives. 
posted by
editormum
on July 14, 2005 at 6:48 PM
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WHENEVER HE INTRODUCES YOU AS HIS WIFE
correct him and say "EX WIFE" and smile happily...
another response could be.... "IN YOUR DREAMS!"
posted by
homegirl
on July 14, 2005 at 11:19 AM
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Yes
i have to say it does sound nuts and out of interest what do u call him, lol not the president or anything or stray dog i hope lol.
posted by
mcbreeze
on July 14, 2005 at 10:29 AM
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