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He needs no get well card!

(Ben)

posted by A-and-B on August 9, 2005 at 6:54 PM | link to this | reply

He spits a different type of cheery pits all the time.

Ben

posted by A-and-B on August 8, 2005 at 6:58 PM | link to this | reply

I'm geting Jolie symptoms. hot flashes.

posted by scriber on July 31, 2005 at 1:40 PM | link to this | reply

Ben ~ No doubt.
Unless he starts jumping up and down on couches like a Rhesus monkey during interviews.  Or dissing Brooke Shields.  Or parading his soon-to-be-ex-love all over the small screen.  You know...acting like a celebrity.

posted by mark2556 on July 21, 2005 at 6:29 PM | link to this | reply

He has some good years left before the tide turns against him.

Ben.

posted by A-and-B on July 21, 2005 at 6:14 PM | link to this | reply

Poor Pitt--maybe he'll infect Tom Cruse. One can hope.

posted by Hollee on July 20, 2005 at 6:01 PM | link to this | reply

I have been visiting the john in greater frequency. You have relieved me with this diagnosis Dr, I thought I was pregnant~~

posted by Offy on July 20, 2005 at 4:55 AM | link to this | reply

Pitty .....
The girlieboy was sick ....awwwww ...... ackkk!!!!

posted by Dark_Dreamer on July 20, 2005 at 4:47 AM | link to this | reply

Ann ~ Mucous soiled tissues?
They may be available on eBay.  Well, mine are, anyway.

posted by mark2556 on July 13, 2005 at 7:04 PM | link to this | reply

What fame is capable of doing! The fans might be looking or his mucus soiled tissues next.

Ann.

posted by A-and-B on July 13, 2005 at 3:26 PM | link to this | reply

Is that Anna Nicole?!?

Does Pee Wee Herman enjoy the movies? 

She's hot.  Granted, she may be up to a size 4, but still.....those armpits, yes?

posted by mark2556 on July 13, 2005 at 2:19 PM | link to this | reply

is that Ana Nicole? Because if it is, and you like her, then you do
deserve your penis to turn into a gummi bear.  Speak no more of my love for Mr. Pitt, or there will be great vengence struck down on you in the form of bad heavy rain....

posted by Kiddo75 on July 13, 2005 at 2:13 PM | link to this | reply

This could be why I've been feeling healthier than usual...

posted by Ariala on July 13, 2005 at 2:01 PM | link to this | reply

Kiddo ~ A Pitt Stop?

That's just pathetic.  If you're gonna have an in-home shrine it should at least be toward someone deserving of worship.

Something religious, like the Easter Bunny or gigantic hooters.  Or fake rabbit ears.  Or a complete cerebral vacuum. 

posted by mark2556 on July 13, 2005 at 1:57 PM | link to this | reply

AH! NOW I know what was wrong with me and the kids last night!
no shit, me and the kids were running a fever, and Jessi was horribly sick.  She had horrible stomach pains, 102 fever, and vomiting all night.  I have to say it is a Brad Pitt world over here.  I have a "Pitt stop" with all my pics put together in a stalker insane type way.  The illness so far is gone except for a little fever.  I thought we had a virus, now I know...thank you for this in depth report!

posted by Kiddo75 on July 13, 2005 at 1:35 PM | link to this | reply

nah, I meant the character in the movie...
No one would actually do something like that. Oh. Well, no one ELSE would do something like that.

posted by FactorFiction on July 13, 2005 at 1:27 PM | link to this | reply

FoF ~ I dunno.
If Depp has his nose hacked off and undergoes operations to look like Madonna I'd say you're probably right.  

posted by mark2556 on July 13, 2005 at 12:51 PM | link to this | reply

What do you think of
this regarding my thoughts on Johnny Depp's latest? Is it just me?

posted by FactorFiction on July 13, 2005 at 12:45 PM | link to this | reply