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Also, mmm-w, just to clarify...
the vast majority of the questions were not written by me, as much as I'd love to take ALL the credit. Occasionally, I do "edit" them however, to make them more "interesting". (The answers,
of course, are 100% me.)
The only questions I completely wrote myself were the second "Neighborhood Watched?" one, the "Night Calls" one and the "boy on the leash" one. Plus,
maybe, two others.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on July 7, 2005 at 6:51 AM
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That is an excellent analogy, Wordwizard.
However, I needed to use one more suited to american audiences. Referring to the Queen might have come off as a tad "stuffy".
posted by
Mademoiselle
on July 7, 2005 at 6:28 AM
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Gubby, all my sea monkeys...
died from water pollution. Which probably
does say something about me.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on July 7, 2005 at 6:24 AM
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No, Krisles, sea monkeys do not...
look like primates at all. They are, in fact, tiny shrimp-like creatures with bug eyes and a skeletal frame. Quite cute, actually.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on July 7, 2005 at 6:20 AM
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So happy no one was troubled by the unusual analogy...
Cause, you gals/guys may not be aware of this, but I actually write these 20 to 25 at a time. And, by the end of the day ... frankly, things start getting a little
weird.
For instance, here's some other "brilliant ideas" I have come up with, after my mind began to wander:
* a column written entirely in Russian (with
no translation)
* a series of Yoda-ish answers (every sentence partially backwards)
* an entire column where every sentence was a line from a song by either Nirvana, Hole, Smashing Pumpkins or Garbage
posted by
Mademoiselle
on July 7, 2005 at 6:16 AM
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Or as a Rabbi once said to me...
It's rather like the Queen of England. She really doesn't care a mite about the plight of her individual subjects. Collectively, she might be concerned about a trend to do, but really she has a kingdom to run! :)
posted by
Wordwizard
on July 7, 2005 at 1:33 AM
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great post, although the comments were equally as entertaining...... esp. joe_loves... although i too, like you, have wondered why the king of pop has had such a tough time of it... all he wanted was.... well- nevermind....
i so long to send you a letter and seek your wisdom and advice, but oh how i fear it as well. :) (Besides i would need to come up with something REALLY good, and i just can't. you are SO much better at that then i.....)
i take a bow now, dear madame, and say goodnight....
posted by
mmm-w
on July 6, 2005 at 10:03 PM
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Madame_P.O.
Well, I think it is a quite brilliant post....and I have never actually heard of sea monkeys...do they look like monkeys at all? I mean, I have this picture in my mind of itsy, bitsy little monkey shaped creatures but it doesn't make any sense really...not under the water...oh well...still an excellent post. Sounds like Talion is talking about the Diestic school of religious belief....hmm Conan and sea monkeys....I do believe I'll go read my astrological forecast for tomorrow....
posted by
Krisles
on July 6, 2005 at 8:59 PM
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It's a sorta thing I'd been wanting to say... but you seem to have a knack for these old analogies. Trouble with me, I could never be bothered with the sea monkeys past the inicial ten second excitement. Eh.. I hope that doesn't say anything about me..
Then I would go on to say, now how about good things happening to bad people? Alright. Good explanation. But ponder this: Good people and bad people seem to get an equal share of good, bad and neutral things happening to them... sooo... where does god come in?... Why do you need him to explain all this anyway?
^^
But don't let me spoil your fun. I confuse christians as a hobby.
posted by
Gubby
on July 6, 2005 at 4:11 PM
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Madame, what a totally inspiring entry!!!
Your seamonkey analogy warmed my heart. I think I'll ponder further down by the bridge.
posted by
Joe_Love
on July 6, 2005 at 12:29 PM
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Hopefully, third time's the charm!
No, the
real question is... why do
good things happen to
bad people? Like Kim Jong Ill and Michael Jackson.
P.S. There really should be a way to
edit comments, sans deleting them!
P.P.S. I am such an
perfectionist it's not even funny.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on July 6, 2005 at 10:04 AM
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The real question . . .
"Why do we cause bad things to happen to us?"
And another question could be, "What makes us think we are good people?"
posted by
archiew
on July 6, 2005 at 8:57 AM
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Yeah, I can buy that.
Although, generally speaking, you're probably wise not to base your spiritual philosophy on
anything you read in "Conan the Barbarian". "Tarzan",
maybe... but not "Conan".
Don't knock Scientology, til you've tried it.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on July 6, 2005 at 8:36 AM
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Madame_P.O.
The most compelling idea of religion I've ever encountered is from Robert E. Howard's Conan the Barbarian series. Conan's god, Crom, created a person, but that's all he was ever going to do for him. Don't bother praying to him, to give him a tribute, the epitome of the old
don't call me, I'll call you. It's up to the individual to carve his own destiny, unhelped and unhindered. Now I don't go around basing my religious concepts on the work of popular fiction writers (there's always scientology if I wanted to do that), but this makes a lot of sense.
posted by
Talion
on July 6, 2005 at 8:23 AM
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