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Chris ~ She ran a mile?
Damn, you DO bring out the best in women.
Why didn't you trip her and throw her a little Aaahh Freak out! Le Freak, C'est Chic? Or was she chasing you? You scamp!
posted by
mark2556
on July 13, 2005 at 1:23 PM
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heehee... Mag Soldier of Surrender...too funny
Maybe they will make Lance the next ambassador to France?
posted by
FactorFiction
on July 13, 2005 at 12:42 PM
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Mark
You accuse him of being a Commie like it's a bad thing....why don't people like to share equally? It makes me feel sad, like the time I went to France and touched a French person. She ran a mile.
I've always had suspicions about Armstrong...I just don't trust a guy who wears yellow shirts all the time. Kind of gay....kind of French....you are right about everything...touch me
posted by
chris2303
on July 13, 2005 at 12:35 AM
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LOLOLOLOL
posted by
Joe_Love
on July 10, 2005 at 11:16 AM
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Joe ~ Sure, that's what you say now.
But in a couple of months you'll curse me and blame me for all the pain in your life. We've never even met and already you've used the "L" word, like, twice. I'm frightened. Hold me.
posted by
mark2556
on July 10, 2005 at 11:01 AM
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Mark, I ABSOLUTELY love your blog!!!!
This is the second time I've read you. . , and the second time I've bahhah-ed. Adding you to my favorites page right now.
posted by
Joe_Love
on July 10, 2005 at 10:40 AM
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Yeah....the garter is making me moist.
If he starts whining and scratching at the back door, let him out to go potty. Or stop yelling, "Do me, you dirty dog! Do me!". Either way, there's a mess about to happen.
posted by
mark2556
on July 8, 2005 at 6:30 PM
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He looks like he's on a diuretic...and with that bonnet, I'm getting very
turned on.
posted by
Ariala
on July 8, 2005 at 6:24 PM
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Ariala ~ No. It's Chris.
He's so freaking hot! Arf.
posted by
mark2556
on July 8, 2005 at 6:21 PM
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Hollee ~ Don't let your bike see the gun.
It'll try to surrender or run away. And wet itself.
posted by
mark2556
on July 8, 2005 at 6:19 PM
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Hey, is that Merris, Niles' wife from Frasier?
posted by
Ariala
on July 8, 2005 at 6:19 PM
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JJ ~ Spitfire was speaking Floridian.
Roughly translated, it means she loathes the fucking French. Mon dieu!
posted by
mark2556
on July 8, 2005 at 6:18 PM
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SF ~ Yeah, me too.
It's hard to believe a nation that elevated the maid to near goddess status could be so loathsome.
Woff, oiu? Woof!
posted by
mark2556
on July 8, 2005 at 6:17 PM
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As someone who is scared to death of mimes--I found this quite disturbing.
Am going to the garage to shoot my bike.
posted by
Hollee
on July 8, 2005 at 6:21 AM
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sorry spiff,
I was messin' around at Kingmi's quiz parlor.
well, I never thought I would hear such a comment on the froggies from you.
JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on July 8, 2005 at 2:35 AM
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JJ,
Whatcha mean??
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 8, 2005 at 2:26 AM
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SpitFire!!!!
What the hell kind of comment is that?
posted by
Jack_Flash
on July 8, 2005 at 2:07 AM
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Mark,
I really just loathe the fucking French. Period.
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 8, 2005 at 2:05 AM
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Hell, I speak fluently in Asshole, too.
~ I thought I was just farting. The disgusting sounds, the horrid stench....damn, it
is French!
posted by
mark2556
on July 6, 2005 at 7:08 PM
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LOL
posted by
Ariala
on July 6, 2005 at 7:02 PM
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Ari...
Mark jr speaks no french...husband speaks fluently in asshole sometimes though...I'll run either way...
posted by
SincerityAnna
on July 6, 2005 at 7:00 PM
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Hmmm, Anna, if he speaks French...run!
posted by
Ariala
on July 6, 2005 at 6:55 PM
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MARK...
Ah yes, a Mark is a Mark...LMAO...so you know we have a son named Mark Jr...???
posted by
SincerityAnna
on July 6, 2005 at 6:54 PM
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S-Anna ~ You nitwit!
I am your husband! I've been doing this from the garage for two and half years now!
Now get in bed. Oh, I'm wearing a disguise, but you can still call me Mark.
posted by
mark2556
on July 6, 2005 at 6:52 PM
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Ariala ~ Now, you know that's just not true.
~ If they yelled that there wouldn't be a man left in France right now. Wait a minute....
posted by
mark2556
on July 6, 2005 at 6:49 PM
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Mark...
LOL...You have a sense of humor just like my husband...actually, he saw some of your blogs when I was blogging months ago and cracked up...Figures, he's a Mark too...You stinkin' Mark's just aren't right...
Funny stuff!!!
posted by
SincerityAnna
on July 6, 2005 at 5:58 PM
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I think it's the fact that you didn't get any! The French gals saw
you coming and yelled..."Nazi! Nazi! Nazi!"
posted by
Ariala
on July 6, 2005 at 5:56 PM
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M-Brown ~ Thank you.
~ Yeah, the political side of me seeped through. It's the whole Jerry Lewis thing. Or the mimes.
posted by
mark2556
on July 6, 2005 at 5:52 PM
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funny
not sure i agree with the political subtext, but very funny writing nonetheless.
posted by
mikebrown
on July 6, 2005 at 3:52 PM
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Ann ~ Blech!
Snails were meant to be squished, not eaten. Sorta like the French, actually.
posted by
mark2556
on July 6, 2005 at 3:29 PM
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mark2556,
What can we expect? Frogs and escargots are exotic to them.
Ann.
posted by
A-and-B
on July 5, 2005 at 6:38 PM
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Wow. And I thought Teresa was sexy.
Does John ride a bicycle, too? Damn frogs. Probably has a basket on the handlebars.
posted by
mark2556
on July 5, 2005 at 5:22 PM
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What is your problem, sir?
posted by
Ariala
on July 5, 2005 at 4:18 PM
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