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Justsouno,
I'm glad to know you're aware of that risk of eating seeded fruit. I would hate to lose you due to a watermelon or any other fruit tree growing in your tummy.
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 4, 2005 at 10:14 PM
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Spitfire, yes I did know that. Watermelon was my greatest fear for a while
I could not possibly not swallow some of the seeds and I was just sure I would pooch out when the watermelon began to grow. This is a very creative post. Yes we have all been there.
posted by
Justi
on July 4, 2005 at 9:46 PM
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Factor,
I hope he doesn't start randomly blowing things up! Well, my brother also did something else to me (well, he had me do something to myself) He rolled up some aluminum foil and told me to chew it. Of course I did.
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 4, 2005 at 2:52 PM
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avant,
I'm sure learning a lot about the evil stuff people have done from this posts comments!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 4, 2005 at 2:49 PM
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Aww, JJ, I'm sorry that happened!
Poor snake. I'm sure he was okay.
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 4, 2005 at 2:48 PM
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Krisles,
Psychic damage? No, not unless you two are actually psychic! Psychological damage, maybe. No, I'm kidding. Actually, you may even be teaching her that most witches are good!
That's one for my side!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 4, 2005 at 2:47 PM
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Oh, Jimmy,
Now don't go blaming fruit for that. Tisk Tisk.
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 4, 2005 at 2:42 PM
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Jesus Strat!!!
How cruel of her! I would have moved on purpose just to see what would happen.
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 4, 2005 at 2:41 PM
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Oh my now you have a comment section full of tales told
to gullible little kids! Well, I can completely see why a sibling would have fun with this. But the adults who tell tales just seem(ed) cruel to me... although there is a down side to being too honest also. I think my son has way too much knowledge of "what could happen" now. ("Mommy if this and that happened and such, would it blow up?" I am not a good liar so I don't try...)
posted by
FactorFiction
on July 4, 2005 at 8:17 AM
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that's great, spitfire
and it shows the amazing power of belief. my mom believed that the mailman had bad kids in his bag, which was slung over his shoulder. it was my grandmother's way of controlling her with fear. i bet the postman wondered why everyone around there was scared of him!
posted by
avant-garde
on July 4, 2005 at 6:34 AM
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Spiffy,
I pushed up the side of a wooden crate once when I was a kid. Underneath was a humongous Rattlesnake, all coiled up and shaking his tail and waving his head around. I dropped the box real quick to shut him up. I didn't even ask him if the box had conked his witto head.
Ever since that day, Rattlesnakes give me tinglycreeps. Is that bad?
JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on July 4, 2005 at 3:11 AM
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spitfire
I have my oldest granddaughter somewhat (she's just not quite sure if I'm kidding or not) convinced that I (Nana) am a witch because I have magic wands in both houses and I have always found ways to make things happen to keep her guessing. I never had siblings so I have thought this is good fun and I don't make any bad things happen...but now I am having second thoughts....do you think I may be causing later psychic damage?
posted by
Krisles
on July 3, 2005 at 9:02 PM
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So that's why I have roots growing out of my ass...
I thought I'd just been sitting too much...
posted by
jimmy68
on July 3, 2005 at 8:55 PM
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I knew a kid who was deathly afraid of birds.
Turned out, when he was real little, his mother had hired a babysitter to watch him in the summer while she was at work. Turned out the babysitter was not only mean and evil, but lazy as well. She had to watch the soaps "Gotta watch my stories, hon" so she would sit this kid down in a chair and put a feather at his feet, and tell him it was a magic feather, and if he moved, it would jump up and eat his eyeballs, or some such...
posted by
strat
on July 3, 2005 at 8:49 PM
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HolyG,
I'm already tiny enough! But, yeah, I suppose I'd need some help!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 3, 2005 at 3:45 PM
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Gosh, you'd sure look tiny trying to stir such a giant cauldron!
posted by
Holy_Grail
on July 3, 2005 at 3:37 PM
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Joe Love,
My God! That little girl sounds like a freak!!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 3, 2005 at 2:05 PM
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That's hilarious!! LOL
When I was a kid, there was this girl in the neighborhood who convinced the rest of the kids that she had a doll in her basement that would write on her walls the names of people. . , and if your name was one she had written, something horrible would happen to you. My sister came home crying one day, saying that she had visited Julie's house and had seen where the doll had written her name on the wall.
Too funny about the caldron!!
LOL
posted by
Joe_Love
on July 3, 2005 at 1:52 PM
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