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Given her notoriety, she should be able to milk it in the tabloids and on
a few talk shows, maybe even get on with Jay or Dave or Conan. But I'm betting on reality shows like Fear Factor, guest appearances on game shows and tv tabloids, like Inside Edition.
And I'm just getting started, behindamask. ( 
<inhaling ) LOL
posted by
saul_relative
on July 3, 2005 at 8:39 PM
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Preach it, Saul - Preach It...are you winded yet?
Ah, the silly things we do in life - maybe she'll make it into a book or something...earn even more money.
posted by
behindamask
on July 3, 2005 at 8:26 PM
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Didn't mean to startle you, behindamask. Yeah, her legacy sure is a
helluva lot tackier than telling your eldest that you got his college tuition money by selling your old Bee Gees records, lemon-yellow leisure suits, and platform shoes to some neo-retro kids from down the block. Those kids might be burn-outs, and you may now consider yourself burnt for buying that stuff to begin with (hell you may have been a burn-out yourself when you bought it), but, baby, that girl is burnt for life.
posted by
saul_relative
on July 3, 2005 at 8:23 PM
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Whew...I saw tatto and piece of ass and thought you were talking
about me. Seriously.
Hmmm...not sure I would want to be remembered in the way she'll be remembered. I think I'd rather have a garage sale.
posted by
behindamask
on July 3, 2005 at 8:02 PM
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What annoys me, StraightForward, is that this woman somehow found a
rationalized comfort zone in selling a piece of herself. It's sort of a corporate whoring, if you will.
posted by
saul_relative
on July 3, 2005 at 7:58 PM
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good points, all, mmm-w. Just shows her complete mental
capitulation to capitalism and the do-anything-to-get-ahead (no pun intended) ethic so religiously instilled in Americans. It's sad, really...
posted by
saul_relative
on July 3, 2005 at 7:55 PM
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ok, but in reality for them to advertise in any other method would have cost A LOT more..... it's not like there were others trying to beat her to the punch.
its not like the kids in private school won't kick his ass because of what his mom did....
and sadly, its not like 10 thousand dollars will finance years of PS education because it won't. then what????
posted by
mmm-w
on July 3, 2005 at 6:39 PM
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Hey, It makes me uncomfortable
that we find ourselves in situations where we have to sell our asses for our son's education!
posted by
Straightforward
on July 2, 2005 at 9:54 AM
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You got that right, David1.
posted by
saul_relative
on June 30, 2005 at 8:18 PM
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There is no shame!
posted by
David1Spirit
on June 30, 2005 at 7:29 PM
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