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Julia

 

“ You are old, Grandpa Ariel!”

his ( cheeky )young grandson said.

“ Why is there no hair on your head!

“Why does your face look like a prune?

Does it mean that you’ll die real soon?”

( Boys. Got no respect these days. )

Ariel gave an affectionate pat

to the head of that precocious brat.

A pat that was really more of a slap,

‘cos he was a cheeky young chap.

(A firm hand, that’s what kids need. )

And gazing down his knifelike beak

Ariel pinched his plump soft cheek,

in one long and scaly claw,

and said, with a with a loud guffaw,

( he does that now and again, you know)

“ It’s a saying that we should applaud,

that my grandchild is God’s reward

to me, my naughty little lad,

for my not killing your Mum and Dad.”

( How true, Ariel! How very true! )

( Only kidding! I love my four grandchildren. And although I was often tempted, I’m glad I didn’t kill their parents

Sorry about that!!!

 

posted by ariel70 on July 1, 2006 at 12:17 AM | link to this | reply

oh
I looked up "You are old, Father William" in Yahoo's search feature, and found it is from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.  Oh.  It was, for the record, printed as an independent poem in the children's poetry anthology which I mentioned.

posted by amy02 on June 30, 2006 at 11:37 PM | link to this | reply

why I veered off into "Father William"
Blanche01's quote, purportedly from Lewis Carroll, actually is from "Father William."  I forget the exact wording of the young man's speech which precedes it, but the ending question is, "Do you think, at your age, it is right?"

posted by amy02 on June 30, 2006 at 11:32 PM | link to this | reply

"Father William" comment

This is a reference to a poem I found in a children's poetry anthology called Time For Poetry.  I believe the poem is called "Father William."  A young man asks an older fellow a number of questions and receives answers, e.g.:

"You are old, Father William; and your jaws are too weak

For anything tougher than suet;

Yet you managed the goose, with the bones and the beak:

Pray, how did you manage to do it?"

 

"In my youth," said the old man, "I took to the law,

And argued each case with my wife,

And the marvelous strength which it gave to my jaw

Has lasted the rest of my life."

 

"Be off, or I'll kick you downstairs!" is the last line of this poem.

posted by amy02 on June 30, 2006 at 11:28 PM | link to this | reply

Dylan,
Yes, exactly...you cannot fail as long as you keep trying! Look how many "failures" it took for the invention of the lightbulb!

posted by Julia. on July 4, 2005 at 1:10 PM | link to this | reply

Why we should always try even when...
...the odds are stacked against us: If we don't try, there is a zero percent chance of us getting what we want. If we do try, there is at least some chance of us getting what we want. Given the alternative, why not try?

posted by Dyl_Pickle on July 3, 2005 at 9:27 AM | link to this | reply

Tapsel,
The nuggets are really all over Blogit; you just have to look for them a wee bit.

posted by Julia. on June 30, 2005 at 10:43 AM | link to this | reply

bettyboop--
oh goody! That's the best thing ever!

posted by Julia. on June 30, 2005 at 10:42 AM | link to this | reply

tiger,
I will have to try that sometime!

posted by Julia. on June 30, 2005 at 10:41 AM | link to this | reply

amy02--
Don't understand the "old" nugget but I like the other one. ;-)

posted by Julia. on June 30, 2005 at 10:41 AM | link to this | reply

Don't have a nugget, Quirky.   Just want to say "Hi" and that this is an interesting post and I will be watching for nuggets now that you started this.

posted by TAPS. on June 30, 2005 at 6:20 AM | link to this | reply

Now you went and did it.
You inspired deep thoughts and a new post.

posted by bettyboop1967 on June 29, 2005 at 10:32 PM | link to this | reply

"Life is best lived at the top of your lungs" - John Bytheway, hes a pretty popular LDS author, and really funny.

posted by tigerprincess on June 29, 2005 at 8:49 PM | link to this | reply

(You are old, Father William)

"Be off, or I'll kick you downstairs!"  ;-)

posted by amy02 on June 29, 2005 at 8:11 PM | link to this | reply

LOL.

posted by Julia. on June 29, 2005 at 6:12 PM | link to this | reply

Quirky,
It's true, it's true. That's why I like Lewis Carroll's quote, from Alice, I think: "When I was a young man, I feel to stand on my head for fear it would injure my brain, now that I'm old and know that I have none, I do it again and again."

posted by Blanche. on June 29, 2005 at 6:08 PM | link to this | reply

mary x, lol--
thinking is dangerous, your head can split open...just look at me and you'll know that's true!!

posted by Julia. on June 29, 2005 at 6:07 PM | link to this | reply

Cool, thanks Quirky.  You made my day.  Besides, I hadn't read those other two quotes. I like the quote from JackKeruoac about potential, it feels to me that the error that I've made in relation to that, is to feel that by choosing one path, all paths close, and I have lost my potential in other areas. That's a wrong assumption, I think, because we have certain gifts that we excel at, so that to devote ourselves to bringing out the utmost, is to bring that potential to flower. See, you've gone and made me think, dang, I hate that.

posted by Blanche. on June 29, 2005 at 6:00 PM | link to this | reply

blackcat--
so how come I always feel like the bug and never the windshield then? ;-)

posted by Julia. on June 29, 2005 at 5:53 PM | link to this | reply

Flightpath--
well, yeah...cuz' I superglued it back together so I could post this.

posted by Julia. on June 29, 2005 at 5:52 PM | link to this | reply

Ariala--
ah, you know how much I love it when I make you laugh...don't you?

posted by Julia. on June 29, 2005 at 5:51 PM | link to this | reply

Lizzy, thanks.

posted by Julia. on June 29, 2005 at 5:51 PM | link to this | reply

here's a nugget....

Sometimes you're the windshield, Sometimes you're the bug.

 

posted by -blackcat on June 29, 2005 at 4:51 PM | link to this | reply

Here's the diagnosis. Your head's o.k. This Post proves it.

posted by reasons on June 29, 2005 at 3:32 PM | link to this | reply

Very nice...your headline made me laugh though.

posted by Ariala on June 29, 2005 at 3:00 PM | link to this | reply

Cool post...Lizzy

posted by Narek on June 29, 2005 at 2:59 PM | link to this | reply