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no need to apoligize
Im always pleased to be able to amuse someone.
posted by
calmcantey75
on June 21, 2005 at 2:51 PM
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kooka
yeah, I see what you mean.
Im starting to laugh a little myself
posted by
calmcantey75
on June 21, 2005 at 2:50 PM
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cantey 1975
Not sure why, but I found everything you said there to be funny. I will have to come back later and leave a reply when I can control my laughter. Something about the whole idea is just comical and silly.
And I guess I should apologize though, because I know you take this seriously, but if you could just step back form your little world and see just how idiotic that all sounds.
I'll try to stop laughing, really I will.
posted by
kooka_lives
on June 21, 2005 at 2:47 PM
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EHP
cool.
posted by
calmcantey75
on June 21, 2005 at 8:12 AM
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he can't get kooka's soul anyway
the deal i signed and the way i signed it
ol Beelz himself was pretty pissed at me.
said, "If that the way your family thinks, I don't anything to do with any of them."
Now, of course, she said this in Sanskrit, so I had to confer with an interpreter, so this took some time.
And by the time I got back to her, she'd already found a target: Britney Spears' mother.
posted by
Xeno-x
on June 21, 2005 at 6:08 AM
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I am saying it is not immoral to go against satan
What was the original deal as it is taught in Genesis 3: You will be like Gods, knowing Good and evil and you will not die.
Well turns out that was a lie, the people did not get what they thought they were going to get. So, satan stole from them because all they got was death, and he got the power. So it is told in the accounts of Genesis.
what happened there was seduction into a trap. Satan wanted the dominion Mankind had over the earth, so he tricked mankind into giving it over to him by deceiving the mans wife.
that is stealing even though the transaction was actually legal because man had the right to do whatever he wanted.
it is not immoral to go against satan because Jesus Christ legally regained title deed to the earth and the souls of humanity.
posted by
calmcantey75
on June 20, 2005 at 8:25 PM
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cantey 1975
Satan is not stealing any souls. he is making a deal with the owners to sign their souls over to him. And I have yet to see a story where he breaks his side of the bargain. it is always the righteous who feel cheated because they did not get what they thought they were getting, yet it is actually what they asked for and what Satan agreed to give them.
The Satan is the Bible, as I have mentioned before, was originally just an angle being told by God to play the 'bad guy'. But then again such proven facts are very much ignored by modern Christians because it goes against their teachings. Satan got changed around at the time the Christians needed a real bad guy. But even in the Bible Satan really does not do that much. He pops up every so often, but never 'buys' any souls. Now he does try to buy off Jesus, but that would actually fit better with the idea of Satan being an angle playing the bad guy in order to test Jesus above him being the 'prince of lies'.
All the real stories of selling one's soul to the devil are outside of the Bible.
posted by
kooka_lives
on June 20, 2005 at 8:10 PM
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"I really have never seen a story where Satan has been one bit dishonest with who he was making the deal with. Satan out right tells the person what is expected of them. In those stories he really is not much of a liar. "
are you speaking here of stories in the Bible?
posted by
calmcantey75
on June 20, 2005 at 4:39 PM
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so if a thief broke into your house and stole your
TV, would you say it would be immoral to "steal" it back from him?
posted by
calmcantey75
on June 20, 2005 at 3:24 PM
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cantey 1975
So it is all right to be immoral is you believe the person you are being immoral to was more immoral to begin with?
Sorry, that s such a load of BS. Right there we can start it justify all kinds of things. You can go and kill off all of those people, even though it is immoral to do so, because they are more immoral than you are and so it is not wrong to be immoral towards them. of course that is a basic idea that has been very much present in Christian beliefs from the beginning and is very much active today as well. Just look at the present attitude I have seen form Christians towards Muslims.
I am not sure what stories of selling your soul to Satan you have heard, btu the ones i keep running across it seems that Satan does his part completely honestly. he promise such average guy that he can be a rock start. The guy enjoys being a rock star for a little while, btu then finds out that it is not as great as he thought ti would be and that there are parts to his past life he is missing. At no point has Satan done a single dishonest thing in the deal. Somehow though, Satan gets to look back because the person's dream life was not as perfect as they thought it would be. Satan is being ripped off just because the other party ends up not be satisfied with what they got. I really have never seen a story where Satan has been one bit dishonest with who he was making the deal with. Satan out right tells the person what is expected of them. In those stories he really is not much of a liar.
posted by
kooka_lives
on June 20, 2005 at 3:17 PM
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hey don't worry
it's already been done
i signed the papers
how do you think i got all that i got
and you're such good shape.
but wait
you know
i think i remember something
see it was supposed to be the other way around wasnt it
i was supposed to use my own blood
but i chickened out -- literally.
so colonel sanders gets rich and i get what i get and you get what you get
posted by
Xeno-x
on June 20, 2005 at 5:45 AM
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Oh
it is not immoral to break your pact with Satan because he is a liar to begin with and the things he says he will will give you he in fact does not. He may give you a taste of whatever you want, but just enough to keep you in deception. Ultimatly he will steal everything that is dear to you, and drive you insane usually to suicide. Sometimes you turn into a puppet of evil. Sometimes he will ( and this is rare) he gives you power of sorcery ( manipulation) in order to deceive others. Hitler is a good example of someone who sold his soul to the devil, and I can back that up with factual evidence.
posted by
calmcantey75
on June 19, 2005 at 11:34 AM
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I
It is very immoral and frankly stupid to make a pact with Satan in exchange for power or whatever. I personally have never met anyone who has done that. But once you have, from what I know, it is very difficult to escape the pact, but it can be broken, fortuantly for the fool who made it.
Most who sell there souls to the devil are so far gone into deception they never make it back.
posted by
calmcantey75
on June 19, 2005 at 11:27 AM
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