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Thanks LittleMsP!
I'm so glad to see ya back around. Oh, and there's a part two to this coming soon.
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 28, 2005 at 5:56 PM
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LOL - that was great wrap up of some of the blogit personalities!
posted by
littlemspickles
on June 28, 2005 at 4:43 AM
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No Problem, JJ!
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 12, 2005 at 12:56 PM
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One more thing,
The chicken crossed the road to escape from a blog commentorium where I was stirring up confusion. Nearly got lunched hurrying across the road without looking both ways.
JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on June 12, 2005 at 3:00 AM
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Spiff,
If you need to find out anything else, let me know. I'm sure Temple has explained the whole deal. We ended up talking here about what was going on totally elsewhere. Sorry about that. I'm sure you were going ''What...I...well...hmnh...duh...what da fuh????''
Pardon us. I put something about the blog back down the way, before Temple and I ran into each other. Go ahead and fix it if you want. 
JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on June 12, 2005 at 2:54 AM
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Twice last night.
Not sure when. Once and didn't leave a message....then a few hours later I called and left a message. The first time was after you emailed me about the tracker thing.
posted by
Temple
on June 11, 2005 at 7:42 PM
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Temple,
When did you call???
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 11, 2005 at 6:42 PM
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mary x, you got it!
I am planning on list #2 cause there are many more I wanted to add. It's just that the post was getting too long, ya know? I'll have the next list asap.
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 11, 2005 at 6:42 PM
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Sweetie, we weren't talking about you...
We were talking about mysteria. I read a post of hers and it worried me...she lives here and I thought she might meet me for coffee today, but she didn't. Although I did wonder why you didn't call me back...glad to hear you are okay.
posted by
Temple
on June 11, 2005 at 6:01 PM
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Please do! I'd love to be added to the Blogit list of chicken-crossers, chicken crossdressers, and other poultry fans.
posted by
Blanche.
on June 11, 2005 at 5:42 PM
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mary x,
Can I quote you on that for the next installation?
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 11, 2005 at 5:39 PM
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Spitfire,
Hehehe, good one. BTW, I don't know about no road-crossin' chicken, but I'm sure that it had issues, hell it had it's own subscription. It'll, of course, find chickens of a feather and flock together, but first, it has to see the world, become a famous chicken artist, find true love, and get over it's chicken-plucking angst.
posted by
Blanche.
on June 11, 2005 at 5:32 PM
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Oh, wait, JJ, now I just read your
little dialog with Temple. Well, she knows me too well. Scawy. Um, but I'm fine. Er, well, I will be. I always am. Thanx Temple.
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 11, 2005 at 5:03 PM
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JJ,
Do you have ADD? Just curious.
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 11, 2005 at 5:00 PM
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Temple,
I think she gets depressed, like most people do, but it just overpowers her more. I see that in a lot of people. Then the docs get hold of some of them and make it even a bigger deal. I realize that it is a problem, but I think it often gets magnified to a person by other people.
posted by
Jack_Flash
on June 11, 2005 at 4:09 AM
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Now where is your mind, JJ?
I meant it literally! Not as in, one with hand down pants. ;)
posted by
Temple
on June 11, 2005 at 4:07 AM
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Temple,
Hey! Should you say a thing like that? I was meditating in the dark.
JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on June 11, 2005 at 4:05 AM
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how funny!
We just did it again. :) Thanks, I hope I can cheer her up a little. She's so very sad.
posted by
Temple
on June 11, 2005 at 4:03 AM
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oh wait...
It was just JJ playing with himself. Dang, I am tired. It's the ghosts. Jimmy blames everything on them now, and they're not even here anymore....at the moment. It's like... it's El Nino.
posted by
Temple
on June 11, 2005 at 4:02 AM
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Temple,
Hey, there's no one here. I came into the blog to see what kind of confusion I had created, but no one was here. So what did I do? I sat in the blog and talked to myself for a while. We were at Mysterias at the same time, but you zipppied through just before I dumped my comment spewer. Oh well. I guess we can both survive it. That was a good idea you had for Mysteria.
JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on June 11, 2005 at 4:01 AM
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See how it is...
When I'm working, you guys are playing. When I'm not working, no one is here. At least it's done done done. That's fiiiiiine. It's my night for that shit anyway. See ya!
posted by
Temple
on June 11, 2005 at 3:48 AM
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Spiff,
I think you may have confused me. Or maybe I did.
You said, ''Anyway, someone told me what now?''
And I thought ''What?'' Then I said to myself ''You told her, you jerk.''
Then I thought, ''Was that her?''
Then I heard myself say ''I'm quite sure you did, DimBulb.''
We were talking about the kitchen that you were talking about me talking about in your post. Once myself and I got to talking it over, we understood. That's your explanation. I think you'll figure it out. I hope so, dearest. I've been dumbfounding a lot of people lately and pretty soon they're going to get together and say, ''Hey get outta here you creep. Your spoiling everybody's fun.''
I'll say ''So?'' (Sheila, the wife of a friend who is partners with a friend for whom I sometimes work says ''So?'' all the time. I'm in love with her, but naturally, I can't say anything. One of the Mexicans wanted me to explain what ''So?'' means in Spanish, because he doesn't know any English. I sure couldn't tell him that.)
The whole trouble with Sheila is that she gives me secret looks. That's the toughest torture I know.
Ennyweigh, the leash on my mouth is too loose. I better go. JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on June 11, 2005 at 3:36 AM
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Hey Keri!
Glad ya liked it!
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 10, 2005 at 4:59 PM
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JJ,
Why don't your dogs speak Spanish? Mine are bilingual. Anyway,
someone told me what now?
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 10, 2005 at 4:59 PM
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Heh. That was amusing. You sure know your bloggers!
posted by
keri5707
on June 10, 2005 at 6:56 AM
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Spiffy,
Was it the same chickens? Someone told you what I said. Did they make it across the road? I need to find out where they are. A friend's ring is missing, and I'm sure it's in a chicken gizzard. I have new alloy poultry spears that have about twice the range of the ones I had in Mexico and, for out-of-water use, the spear gun has a snap-on scope. If I don't get a ring, some feathers are going to fly. What? OK, OK--pipe down Casey. Now the dogs are all excited about a trip to Mexico. What a mess. None of them even speaks Spanish. I can't seem to get anywhere without some giant hassle. Crap. Where were those chickens last seen?
Was that actually me talking? Guess you caught me again. Are you pyskik? JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on June 10, 2005 at 3:29 AM
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Tanool,
See? Your answer was correct, I presume!
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 9, 2005 at 5:34 PM
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Amen girl! Lead the way to the beach!
posted by
Tanoolicious
on June 9, 2005 at 5:26 PM
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Rupert,
What are arm pinks?
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 9, 2005 at 12:52 PM
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Spitfire
How come everyone's tasted Mark's arm pinks other than me? Someone's in for a violent bottom-paddling, and I think it might be you. You seem like a trouble maker...hehehehehehe
posted by
Rupert_Bottom_Paddler
on June 9, 2005 at 3:29 AM
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Factor,
Talk to the Temple. hehe
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 8, 2005 at 7:07 PM
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Uhhh, no way! I would not touch raw meat,
much less if it was still clucking!! Any feathers must be circumstantial... YUCK!
posted by
FactorFiction
on June 8, 2005 at 6:47 PM
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Thanks, Katray!
Glad ya liked it. And, I love your comments here, too!
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 8, 2005 at 5:47 PM
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Lordy, wake up and smell the fried chicken people!!!
To run from Bush and his gang of corporate thieves who are determined to outsource him to India or China? for neck twisting and plucking and frying; soon he'll be sitting all dead and yummy at a Wal-Mart if he doesn't make it across the road to Howard Dean and his Robin Hood saviors.....
LOL, this is a hilarious post Spitfire, you got many pegged perfectly!
posted by
Katray2
on June 8, 2005 at 5:27 PM
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Eeew.
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 8, 2005 at 5:09 PM
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No, not switching sides, just saying that's what they would charge under..
in stomentia = in the stomach
posted by
Temple
on June 8, 2005 at 4:25 PM
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Temple,
You're switching sides now? Are you saying you're abandoning the chicken? Wow. Bold. Oh, and I knew the yawn wasn't for me. But can I have one anyway? Just fer fun.
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 8, 2005 at 3:36 PM
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Spif, yep, you spelled it right. And the yawn wasn't for you...
it was to show why I could no longer spell. :) Factor.....give me my client! Dammit, now I have to charge him with....shit, is there a precendent for this? Hmmm, cruetly to animals? man, uh, chicken slaughter? Crap. Well, I'll just represent Factor now. We'll sort of try the chicken in absentia.....or in stomentia. ;)
posted by
Temple
on June 8, 2005 at 3:30 PM
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Alf,
I swear to GOD I didn't forget you. In fact, I had your name typed into it but I just couldn't come up with your answer! I think I was too tired at that point. I'd never forget you!! Like I said before, I may have to do a follow up post with more answers cause there are many others I wanted to add but the post was getting too long.
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 8, 2005 at 2:40 PM
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Best post of the year? Holy crap Justsouno!
I don't know about
that, but I'm glad ya liked it!
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 8, 2005 at 2:37 PM
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Muser,
I say that's worth more than 2 cents! LOL!
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 8, 2005 at 2:36 PM
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Aw, thanks Flightpath!
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 8, 2005 at 2:36 PM
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Factor,
I think I see a feather in the corner of your mouth there, too. Better get rid of the evidence. Especially before Temple sees it.
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 8, 2005 at 2:35 PM
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Gypsy, ooops! Hope I didn't get you in trouble!
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 8, 2005 at 2:33 PM
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Strat,
Thank you very much! Glad ya liked it!
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 8, 2005 at 2:33 PM
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Thank you scoop!!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 8, 2005 at 2:32 PM
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Mark,
Armpits, legpits, whatever. You said it anyway, not me. It was your answer!
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 8, 2005 at 2:31 PM
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Thanks Symph.
I had more but it was getting too long. Maybe I'll post some others later.
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 8, 2005 at 2:30 PM
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Temple,
Did I spell pro bono correctly?
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 8, 2005 at 2:29 PM
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Crap...muser already said that
posted by
A_Norseman
on June 8, 2005 at 10:13 AM
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Spitfire...
Great post, can't believe you left me out though. Out of sight out of mind I guess. Here is what I would say though...just for the record.
A_Norseman: The chicken crossed the road to prove to the Opossums, Skunks, and Racoons that it could in fact, be done.
posted by
A_Norseman
on June 8, 2005 at 10:12 AM
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Spitfire, I vote this the best post of the year. That is so clever and you
have pegged so many so right on. Really great post.
posted by
Justi
on June 8, 2005 at 8:32 AM
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SORRY FLIGHTPATH. I JUST HAD TO ADD MY TWO CENTS WORTH...
posted by
muser
on June 8, 2005 at 8:23 AM
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SORRY, FLIGHTPATH.
posted by
muser
on June 8, 2005 at 8:19 AM
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DARLINS, THE REAL REASON A CHICKEN CROSSES THE ROAD IS...
TO PROVE TO THOSE DUMB-ASS POSSUMS IT CAN BE DONE.
posted by
muser
on June 8, 2005 at 8:19 AM
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ATTENTION PLEASE! Don't even TRY to top THIS!!
posted by
reasons
on June 8, 2005 at 6:44 AM
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Spifire this is hysterically funny!
You really pegged everyone. (But do people think I'd hurt a poor defenseless chicken or try to talk it into revealing its motive?)
I suppose it does look like I have its feathers firmly in my grip...
posted by
FactorFiction
on June 8, 2005 at 6:15 AM
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Spitfire... This was brilliant and hilarious!
My boss started looking at me funny when I was holding my breath so as not to laugh out loud!!
posted by
RedHeadedGypsy
on June 8, 2005 at 6:05 AM
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Beautiful!
Hilarious, spot on post, Young Miss! My ribs hurt!
posted by
strat
on June 8, 2005 at 5:59 AM
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This is the most creative and humorous post ever, a must read
thanks for letting me in on the fun, nice job and so true to each blogger.
posted by
scoop
on June 8, 2005 at 5:08 AM
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That's just silly ~
Chickens don't have armpits. But they do have legpits and the pink-n-gooey stuff IS pretty danged good, once you get past the feathers. And screaming. Cluck.
posted by
mark2556
on June 8, 2005 at 4:38 AM
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LOL....this was hilarious
posted by
_Symphony_
on June 8, 2005 at 2:25 AM
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*facts not in evidence, that is....::: yawn :::
posted by
Temple
on June 8, 2005 at 1:29 AM
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I object! Fact not in evidence....foundation....uh....
I cannot comment under attorney/chicken privilege. Or attorney/client priv...whatever. He pleads guilty due to mental defect.
I don't read all these people, but the ones I do it was perfect. Jimmy probably would have said, who cares? Let me just eat 'em! Bastard. Stay away from my client. You pegged him pretty good. Very funny, sis. You captured yourself perfectly.
posted by
Temple
on June 8, 2005 at 1:28 AM
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