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SilverMoon7
Embarrassment is one of the things that connects us as human beings. I wish I could say that it cured me of not reading instructions.....NOT!!! Well, I do read them on things that I ingest for bodily functions!!! Thanks for the read....and the commiserating!
posted by
Krisles
on July 18, 2005 at 10:50 AM
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Oh you poor thing
But boy, an excellent story well told! I have a similar story involving, ehm, feminine embarassments, when I was fourteen or so, and really, the only thing you can do in such a situation, as you demonstrated, is to keep your cool and hold your head high--even if you are beet red and sweating up a storm from the humility of it all. Never mind wiping the chair behind you...
posted by
SilverMoon7
on July 18, 2005 at 4:26 AM
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*stick to sandals*
After reading that please accept my condolences lol. but i would strongly recommend flip flops or sandals at least then it would dispurse out of your shoes a little quicker next time n hoping tho that you don`t suffer a next time.
posted by
mcbreeze
on July 17, 2005 at 2:34 AM
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Lensman, After that nothing ever shook me up!
Thank you so much for your kind words.....it was hard but, hey, it was so damn funny in retrospect. After going through that there was nothing anyone could ever put me through that looked too hard to deal with...there's always a silver lining!
posted by
Krisles
on June 7, 2005 at 6:53 PM
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Krisles....
I was going to say that's one of your best ones, but actually, you've topped yourself. Is there no "bottom" to your well of life experiences? I have to hand it to you. Talk about keeping your head in a crisis, let alone holding it high. Most people would have de-molecularized
posted by
Lensman
on June 7, 2005 at 6:24 PM
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Usual
I know I've never had another box in the house!
posted by
Krisles
on June 7, 2005 at 7:35 AM
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Hmm....
Yeah, I sneezed. I'll never take ex-lax again.
posted by
UsualSuspect
on June 7, 2005 at 5:43 AM
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Hehehe...
Thats funny. Yeah definite Buzz Kill. :D
posted by
Hammock_Noweilz
on June 7, 2005 at 3:00 AM
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Hammock
I started to tell you not to read that one until tomorrow....knew it would ruin your "buzz"! It is a hoot though, isn't....no way I could make something up like that!
posted by
Krisles
on June 7, 2005 at 2:58 AM
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OHH! Another type of Wet Cotton Panties!
hahaha!!! Very funny! That sucks! Man. LOLz! A great story indeed, but it ruined my Wet Cotton Panties fantasy! LOLZ..;)
"Happens to the Best of Us!"
posted by
Hammock_Noweilz
on June 7, 2005 at 2:39 AM
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