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Dude... you are a classic!
I have been readin your blogs, and have to say ... you are a riot. Keep doing what you're doing.. I needed a good laugh!
posted by
Loud-n-Proud
on June 28, 2005 at 11:12 PM
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mark2556,
Weak bowels or no, sales of adult diapers don't do well. They refuse to wear them.
Ann.
posted by
A-and-B
on June 21, 2005 at 3:00 PM
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Ann ~ At his age, he has to make sure his Depends don't run out.
Tattletales have nortoriously weak bowels to begin with.
posted by
mark2556
on June 5, 2005 at 4:41 PM
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At that age, he has to catch his 2 minutes of fame before time runs out...
Ann.
posted by
A-and-B
on June 5, 2005 at 1:48 PM
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Flightpath ~ How can Chris be a member of what community?
~ The Royal and Ancient Sheep-buggerer's Society? I'm guessing it's the result of British genetic engineering, which in metric means incest.
posted by
mark2556
on June 5, 2005 at 5:38 AM
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M-Dragonfly ~ Count your lucky stars.
~ The voices in my head are always yelling. Fortunately, they're idiots.
posted by
mark2556
on June 5, 2005 at 5:12 AM
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How can Chris be so young and still a member of that 'miserable old ........................community'??
posted by
reasons
on June 4, 2005 at 5:57 PM
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I can't think of anything pithy to say.....the voices in my head are strangely quiet right now!
Just wanted to say I enjoy your work.....
Keep the Peace and Share the Love....
~Mama.Dragonfly487
posted by
Mama.Dragonfly
on June 4, 2005 at 5:07 PM
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Chris ~ Obviously, British women don't care for Saccharomyces....
....or other yeast genera. Have you tried adding croutons?
posted by
mark2556
on June 4, 2005 at 5:35 AM
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mark
The problem is we have a lot of depressed women over here and for some bizarre reason, stretching their osophogus over the full three inches of my iron man cock just doesn't seem to appeal to them. Even with the yeast.
posted by
chris2303
on June 4, 2005 at 5:30 AM
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Chris ~ It's the teeth, isn't it?
What a horrid, horrid country. I feel your pain. It's.....throbbing?
posted by
mark2556
on June 4, 2005 at 5:16 AM
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mark
English girls don't do deep throat. And neither do the miserable old bastards in the senior citizens community...where is the justice?
posted by
chris2303
on June 4, 2005 at 3:40 AM
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Thank goodness ~
Any power that was originally scheduled for my brain got rerouted to my nether regions. Bastard never sleeps and I'm half and idiot. However, I do marvel at its resilliancy.
posted by
mark2556
on June 1, 2005 at 6:49 PM
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Maybe...
posted by
Transcendental_Child
on June 1, 2005 at 6:35 PM
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Ms N ~ Are you kidding?
I've got to beat this sucker countless times a day just to keep it at bay. Are we talking about the same thing? Whoopsie....
posted by
mark2556
on June 1, 2005 at 6:03 PM
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You sir...
Do not post nearly enough! Do you need Viagra for Writers?
posted by
Transcendental_Child
on June 1, 2005 at 5:48 PM
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Holle ~ How many porno flicks have you see?
Being a film buff, too, I won't ask why. It's all about art appreciation. And the cool soundtracks.
posted by
mark2556
on June 1, 2005 at 5:19 PM
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Somehow I knew you'd make this connection--and run with it.
By the way--Depp Trhoat--the movie--was one of the worst porn films I've ever seen and don't ask me how many I've seen--or why I saw this one--or how long I was in prison--or my real name.
posted by
Hollee
on June 1, 2005 at 1:22 PM
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Helicopter is expected, but not in the manner you mean.
posted by
Ariala
on May 31, 2005 at 7:53 PM
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Ariala ~ They ARE midgets, y'know.
It's not like they can lift you over their heads and play "Helicopter". Well, with
you, maybe, but not the regular guests.
posted by
mark2556
on May 31, 2005 at 7:52 PM
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Mark, this is quite disturbing...only 35?
posted by
Ariala
on May 31, 2005 at 7:47 PM
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Ben ~ I hope not.
Poor Harry's been through enough. Freakin' fag.
posted by
mark2556
on May 31, 2005 at 7:45 PM
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Ariala ~ I'm sorry, but no outside harems are permitted within the theater
Feel free to pick up a midget of your choice from our refreshment stand. Over 35 talents to choose from!
posted by
mark2556
on May 31, 2005 at 7:44 PM
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Mark, this sounds like some serious porn to me...do you provide a harem or
must I bring my own?
posted by
Ariala
on May 31, 2005 at 7:38 PM
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Scoop ~ Yeah, but she hit a wall long before 2002.
I think it was right after she acted with Micky Dolenz in the 1976 blockbuster release,
Linda Lovelace for President.
posted by
mark2556
on May 31, 2005 at 7:36 PM
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Ariala ~ We have the original on 16mm film ~
As well as our very own
MHBRC Deep Throat 3-D Experience. For safety puposes we require everyone to wear a blindfold throughout the show, as well as a poncho. Your clothes will be safely stored at our financial office until you're through.
posted by
mark2556
on May 31, 2005 at 7:22 PM
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Mark,
I can't tell from the pic. It maybe a hermaphrodite classic.
Ben
posted by
A-and-B
on May 31, 2005 at 7:10 PM
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WHOA
Linda would be pissed if she saw this picture. Some old man stealing her claim to fame!!
posted by
Offy
on May 31, 2005 at 7:03 PM
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Sadly Linda didn't live to see this day, she died in 2002
hitting concrete head on does that to people
posted by
scoop
on May 31, 2005 at 6:34 PM
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ROFL, great picture...I never saw the original, but it looks like I may
have to download this version from the Mark2556 Center. Hope it comes with a side of midgets...buttered, please.
posted by
Ariala
on May 31, 2005 at 6:18 PM
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